An invitation for the White House

[NotAVHLM-GM 1,858]

An invitation for the White House

 

While the Fake News Media had not picked up this story yet for national coverage, we have insider information that the following events actually happened. The Philadelphia Reapers, who had won the Season 66 Founder’s Cup, were invited to the White House by the president of the united states of america, to celebrate their victory.  They were also joined by the next generation of Reapers, as the team is an actual family for eachother, no one is left out. The day started with the president, he who shall not be named, who started of with a speech were he congratulated everyone on their fine achievement in keeping this cup away from Canada. Edward Vigneault was triggered by this remark, saying Canada contributed as much to the victory as the Americans and threw a poutine in his face. No one even knew why he was carrying that, but that was only the start of the visit. 

 

 

After the speech was done the Reapers were invited to a ‘home cooked’ meal by the in house chefs of he who shall not be named: McDonald’s , Kentucky Fried Chicken and New York Pizza. When the personal of the trainers Kyle Sabertooth saw this he immediatly forwarded to the table and yes, you guessed right:

 

Step 1:

 

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

 

 

Step 2:

 

┻━┻︵ \(°□°)/ ︵ ┻━┻

 

 

Indeed, all the tables had to be flipped with all the 'food' (as much as you can call it food in Sabertooths eyes) was thrown away all over the ground. "You are not feeding my athletes this kind of crap you monster" he shouted. Yes, quite the start of the evening... Hiding in a corner while this all happened was Mrs Maiden, the Philadelphia General Manager, who only just now realised that she brought even more insane people to the White House (next to those already living there) and this could only end badly.

 

To get everyone away from the mess 'he who shall not be named' asked everyone to calm down. There was a party in the main hall with his personal playlist. There would also be drinks and snacks (nothing healthy, but Sabertooth was already removed from the party to be locked up in the local police station) so everyone could have a great time, the best time in the world, a great time like no one else had before.

 

 

The first song started playing and Zappa was sounding over the speakers. Well this shouldn't be too bad everyone thought, I really expected worse from him. Shamefully not everyone agreed. Icelandic player Sigard Gunnar started to make a fit about this and in a horrible icelandic accent he started screaming that we are not ballgame players, but that we play with pucks and sticks, almost tossing over the music installation, while security had to hold him back, he lifted his finger far enough to hit the next button, which soon enough he would regret, when a song of a young czech kid singing about Pokemon Go started. You saw the blood of Gunnar boiling up, it wouldn't take much or he would explode. Luckily the song didn't last long, but just as he started to calm down he heard the following lyrics sang over the speakers:

 

Quote

7 AM, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal (cereal)

 

 

No, noo, nooo, nooooooooooooo!!!!!!  NOT FRIDAY, NOT FRIDAY!!!!!! Sigard shouted. I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE.  Sigard ran straight to the glass door escaping the party who so far played only played songs he really disliked.

 

 

 

With the glass shattering, the music also stopped playing. He who shall not be named started to shout 'who put this on my playlist? I only had great songs on it, the best songs in the world!' People were looking at him like he was crazy. Vigneault shouted to him in his frenglish accent YOU ADDED IT, IT HAS YOUR NAME ON THE SPOTIFY LIST.  And then it happened, a 15-second intro started followed by a bass drop,15 seconds with the bass and a lion roar at the end of the first 30 seconds. Yes.... it was the Harlem Shake. Vigneault also started to get angrier and angrier. WE WERE PROMISED GOOD MUSIC!  'Ok ok' he who shall not be named said, lets try this then. This is really one of my favourites.  And while he said it, we were hearing 'a little bit of monica in my life, a little bit of erica by my side...'  now Condor Adrienne also started to look angry... 'God I hate this song' he whisper in Vigneaults ear. We need to get find a way to end this night, or we will be scarred for life by this.  When the next song started to play 'DES-PA-CITO" Vigneault couldnt do anything but agree to Adrienne. Okay, you have a plan for this? Because I cant take this much longer. 

 

 

Wait guys wait.... If you dont like this one, maybe you will enjoy this artist I brought in for you, it is the best artist in the world, he is so good, you have not seen such a good artist in your life! Suddenly the spotlights went to the eastern side of the room where a small podium was build. A ukulele started to play a few chords. Vigneault heard the first tones and was like 'oh fuck'. It was indeed Livin'in the sunlight, lovin' in the moonlight, another song he hates with passion.  He stormed forward, grabbed the ukulele off the cover artist (because  let's be honest, he who shall not be named would not hire an a-artist for this) and started smashing his face in. It partly worked as the song did stop as the artist, but the side effects of broken bones and bleeding teeth, was not something the security liked to see as they grabbed Vigneault with four off them and put him back on the first plane to Moscow.

 

 

So before Adrienne and Vigneault even made any plans, Vigneault was gone and the party continued. Tu du du du du - tu du du du du du, he who shall not be named had started his spotify list again. Man, this song even was known in our part of the galaxy Adrienne mumbled, one time tu du du du du, two times tu du du du ,  and i fucking hate this. With that french canadian bastard gone I need to find more help, there must be someone able to end this party once and for all. He looked to his right side and he saw Kevin Low nodding, he knew exactly what Adrienne was thinking. The two of them ran suddenly towards their assistant general manager Julian Borwinn, Adrienne grabbed his legs, Low grabbed his arms and they started swinging. One.... two.... three....   and Adrienne already let go of his legs as they hit the ground on which Kevin goes four... five..... Adrienne shaken his head in disbelief, we always let go at three. Luckily Borwinn didnt land on his head before it would have been the end of a career, but their plan to toss the assistent gm towards the music system horribly failed with result that the next song started playing 'I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa' and just as we seen before with Gunnar and Vigneault, something just snapped with Adrienne. His 6'8 frame and 240 lbs stormed himself towards the sound system to make sure this was the day the music died. 

 

 

The music indeed stopped as the sound installation fell into pieces, his teammates were cheering as the party finally would be coming to an end, no more horrible music, no horrible food and finally rid of he who shall not be named. Let's all go home guys Brandon Leblanc said, I've had enough of this shit, let's get back to training for the next season. The team all left and took the plane back home and continue their workouts. On the plane Dylan Doyle had a surprise for the team, as he was the only one who stayed behind in the dining hall, he had gathered up all the Big Mac's he could find and started to passing them along, they might be cold, but food like this never loses its taste, it's almost like it's chemical! With Sabertooth still in prison, the team finally could enjoy their meal.

The next day after the Reapers had a practice session, Fox News was playing on the background and 'he who shall not be named' was discussing another of his worthless plans. "Thanks for coming out everyone, this will be a great speech, this will be the best speech ever" he said.  After recent events I have decided that Mexico is no longer a threat, we will not build a wall at the border, they wouldn't pay for it anyway. We now have decided we will build a wall around Philadelphia.  You noticed the crowd being confused, they really wondered what he smoked this time as it didn't make sense. Philadelphia is a threat to the nation, Philadelphia attacked the White House yesterday. One by one you saw the crowd moving away and you could hear them whispering. This time he has really lost it.... 
 

 

 

Words: 1564 - For three future media spot claims

[FrostBeard 2,062]

S66 Champions and some random dude named Sigard Gunnar..

[NotAVHLM-GM 1,858]

1 minute ago, FrostBeard said:

S66 Champions and some random dude named Sigard Gunnar..

 

New teammember tagged along as I mentioned  

[FrostBeard 2,062]

1 minute ago, Green said:

 

New teammember tagged along as I mentioned  

So... A random dude and S66 Champions.

[NotAVHLM-GM 1,858]

Just now, FrostBeard said:

So... A random dude and S66 Champions.

 

All of them were there. So make it multiple dudes at least  I just didnt want to wait longer for replies on my question in the locker room , the party was supposed to be longer with more music everyone hated. But I have a short attention span and wanted the idea written before i forgot about it

[FrostBeard 2,062]

6 minutes ago, Green said:

 

All of them were there. So make it multiple dudes at least  I just didnt want to wait longer for replies on my question in the locker room , the party was supposed to be longer with more music everyone hated. But I have a short attention span and wanted the idea written before i forgot about it

You see, I don't know them young people, I just know the legends that destroyed VHLM.. For me that is madness to name anyone together with Low, Leblanc and Edward..

[uphillmoss 134]

1 hour ago, Green said:

(nothing healthy, but Sabertooth was already removed from the party to be locked up in the local police station) 

Sounds about right

[BladeMaiden 1,807]

@Green oh captain, my captain. You’ve done us proud.

[NotAVHLM-GM 1,858]

1 hour ago, BladeMaiden said:

@Green oh captain, my captain. You’ve done us proud.

Had to do something big

[NotAVHLM-GM 1,858]

Claiming week 1/3

 

Doubles week for the birthday - 

 

 

Edited July 18, 2019 by Green

[NotAVHLM-GM 1,858]

Claiming week 2/3

[NotAVHLM-GM 1,858]

Claiming week 3/3

[Big Mac 310]

On 7/12/2019 at 9:57 AM, FrostBeard said:

S66 Champions and some random dude named Sigard Gunnar..

Hey at least you got you 35+ goals, but he’s a bust due to Jubo's poor relationship with him struggles to put up consistent numbers, and plays on the worst team... Is what I would say if I where lying, and yes this is a random-ass reply.