The Rush...actually made the playoffs!?

[Juice 641]

Well, I would say I'm not surprised based on how we came into the season, but after heading into the trade deadline as sellers and sending some of our best players out for picks, you can now say that:

 

THE YUKON RUSH ARE PLAYOFF BOUND BABY!

 

 

This surprisingly but amazing news shocked the locker room, which caused many of champagne bottles to be busted open and lots of "This Is How We Do It"  to be blasted as loud as it can.

 

On entry into the locker room, you can see:

 

• Kristof Welch@Juicehaving many of his traditional Hungarian shots and then keeling over into the toilet. His current condition is somewhere between "Where am I?" and blacking out.

 

• Germano Henchoz@RicoTheTrapGodtwerking in the middle of the locker room with a rhythm that would make any girl jealous.

 

• The Captain himself, Vick Fairchild @GreenGatohanding the Player of the Game Pickaxe with a waterfall of tears in his eyes to the General Manager @MexicanCow123who quickly grabbed the Pickaxe before, with a serious face, disregard the entire party going on to figure out playoff tactics with a mumble of "...what if we throw a banana on the ice to stop their offense..."

 

• Assistant Manager @fromtheinsideis seen running around chaotically as you could hear him yelling "We actually did it?!!?" while somehow making more of a mess of knocking things over albeit being the most sober in the room.

 

• Kloxified @Kloxifiedand Andrew Bowman @BrutalBoostcould be seen arm-wrestling over a pile of beer cans over who's starting in net in game 1 whilst saying some...quite choice words to each other.

 

• Everyone else in the locker room was already either passed out, or was abhorrently hammered and a walking menace to where Daddy Derek @DirtyDerekhad to live up to his name and be the team Daddy to take care of his fellow teammates.

 

It was nothing but joy for the Rush players who fought tooth and nail all season in hopes that they would get to the playoffs like they did last year and live up to the potential that the management staff knew they had in them. Moments like these after such a rough middle part of the season is something to truly cherish and get excited about.

 

This was until Cow received a message on his phone, took a quick glance, immediately crumbled up his written paper of tactics, and stormed out of the room sceaming, "IT WAS ALL FOR THIS?"  which shocked everyone.

 

Confused, fromtheinside went to talk to Cow before coming back into the locker room to give the devastating news that would destroy any VHLM team's hearts, let alone "a scraping into the eighth seed" Yukon Rush.

 

"Guys, I don't know how to tell you this, but uh, we're facing Mexico City in the first round."

 

With an abrupt cut to the music, the fun times have stopped on the dime, as well as Kloxified letting Bowman win the arm-wrestling match. Now it was nothing but defeat and/or suffering in everyone's eyes and heart.

 

And on cue, The Tixter @Tixterbarged into the room and said, "Hey guys, I just got signed to the team! Are we celebrating or something?"

 

(530 words)

[Crstats23 341]

Review I love this, the abrupt stop to the celebration realizing have to play the top seed was very well done, good detail on what the players were doing to celebrate 

rating 10/10

[Ledge 1,131]

Yay Vegas doesn't have to play Mexico

 

We thank you for your sacrifice

Edited December 21, 2020 by Ledge_and_Dairy

[Juice 641]

2 minutes ago, Ledge_and_Dairy said:

Yay Vegas doesn't have to play Mexico

 

We thank you for your sacrifice

It's uh...our pleasure

[fromtheinside 1,290]

2 hours ago, Juice said:

Assistant Manager @fromtheinsideis seen running around chaotically as you could hear him yelling "We actually did it?!!?" while somehow making more of a mess of knocking things over albeit being the most sober in the room.

 

lmao this is hilariously accurate.

 

This whole post is a shitshow but I fucking it love it Juiceyboy. Great work!

[Sljppers 23]

Dude this was a blast to read. You can take Mexico I believe in you! Congrats to the team and best of luck in the playoffs. Great formatting to keep it entertaining and visually interesting, good pics. 10/10

[Tixter 4]

15 hours ago, Juice said:

Well, I would say I'm not surprised based on how we came into the season, but after heading into the trade deadline as sellers and sending some of our best players out for picks, you can now say that:

 

THE YUKON RUSH ARE PLAYOFF BOUND BABY!

 

 

This surprisingly but amazing news shocked the locker room, which caused many of champagne bottles to be busted open and lots of "This Is How We Do It"  to be blasted as loud as it can.

 

On entry into the locker room, you can see:

 

• Kristof Welch@Juicehaving many of his traditional Hungarian shots and then keeling over into the toilet. His current condition is somewhere between "Where am I?" and blacking out.

 

• Germano Henchoz@RicoTheTrapGodtwerking in the middle of the locker room with a rhythm that would make any girl jealous.

 

• The Captain himself, Vick Fairchild @GreenGatohanding the Player of the Game Pickaxe with a waterfall of tears in his eyes to the General Manager @MexicanCow123who quickly grabbed the Pickaxe before, with a serious face, disregard the entire party going on to figure out playoff tactics with a mumble of "...what if we throw a banana on the ice to stop their offense..."

 

• Assistant Manager @fromtheinsideis seen running around chaotically as you could hear him yelling "We actually did it?!!?" while somehow making more of a mess of knocking things over albeit being the most sober in the room.

 

• Kloxified @Kloxifiedand Andrew Bowman @BrutalBoostcould be seen arm-wrestling over a pile of beer cans over who's starting in net in game 1 whilst saying some...quite choice words to each other.

 

• Everyone else in the locker room was already either passed out, or was abhorrently hammered and a walking menace to where Daddy Derek @DirtyDerekhad to live up to his name and be the team Daddy to take care of his fellow teammates.

 

It was nothing but joy for the Rush players who fought tooth and nail all season in hopes that they would get to the playoffs like they did last year and live up to the potential that the management staff knew they had in them. Moments like these after such a rough middle part of the season is something to truly cherish and get excited about.

 

This was until Cow received a message on his phone, took a quick glance, immediately crumbled up his written paper of tactics, and stormed out of the room sceaming, "IT WAS ALL FOR THIS?"  which shocked everyone.

 

Confused, fromtheinside went to talk to Cow before coming back into the locker room to give the devastating news that would destroy any VHLM team's hearts, let alone "a scraping into the eighth seed" Yukon Rush.

 

"Guys, I don't know how to tell you this, but uh, we're facing Mexico City in the first round."

 

With an abrupt cut to the music, the fun times have stopped on the dime, as well as Kloxified letting Bowman win the arm-wrestling match. Now it was nothing but defeat and/or suffering in everyone's eyes and heart.

 

And on cue, The Tixter @Tixterbarged into the room and said, "Hey guys, I just got signed to the team! Are we celebrating or something?"

 

(530 words)

barge barge barge

[Kloxified 16]

Im very scared to be honest, don't want me last season in the minors to be a sweep 

Edited December 23, 2020 by Kloxified

[Prout 373]

Review - I’m glad to see the Rush club excited for the playoffs both Cow and Scotty have done a good job there and I hope you guys have a good run. Pretty fun little write up and the accuracy of Scotty being like that makes it more funny to read haha. All good here and it’s nice seeing teams getting ready but enjoying there experience! 9/10 well written!