Victor

No but I'm adopting @tcookie25

Got a full career of double earning as GM twice. Preach brother

Wtf Warsaw

How am I not at 12 TPE a week @rjfryman

go for it, any questions let me know

cuz we're better

What a game

El capitan with a strong showing.

3 articles up for grabs! Smitty and Ironside for players, and Green's builder article. Also based on @Thranduil's last site visit, Canmore is probably also available if you're quick. @Mason, is Kriketers still on your radar/do you need any help?

@VinCal wanted this

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Hi VHL. Today I would like to talk about a few members currently active/holding all our money in a Caribbean bank account who thanks to their longevity have played for a large chunk of the VHL's 16 franchises. This may not be a full list of the league's biggest whores but it's a few names that came to mind. Plus it was 456 words before I started writing this opening paragraph and that is very important when you have writer's block stretching back several months. Green – 11 franchises @OrbitingDeath Toronto (S31-S38, S63-S65) – 2 Cups Cologne (S40-S44) – 1 Cup Helsinki (S45-S46, S61) – 2 Cups New York (S47) – 1 Cup Riga (S49-S52) – 1 Cup Seattle (S53, S57-S60) – 1 Cup Stockholm (S54-S55) – 0 Cups Quebec (S56, S59) – 1 Cup Davos (S55-S56, S60-S62) – 1 Cup Calgary (S62) – 1 Cup Malmo (S68-present) – 0 Cups I think Green was the inspiration for this as I know he was proud of his cup-winning record with all of the “original” 10 teams, except Vasteras naturally. He does have some catching up to do as he has been on Malmo through the last few expansions. Also does anyone refer to him by his new username? Victor – 9 franchises - hey, it's me New York (S11-S15, S32-S33, S41-S42) – 3 Cups Helsinki (S16, S45-S48) – 2 Cups Calgary (S17-S19, S27-S31, S34) – 3 Cups Toronto (S20-S23, S51-S52) – 1 Cup Vasteras (S24) – 0 Cups Davos (S35-S39) – 2 Cups Quebec (S40, S49-S50) – 0 Cups Riga (S61-S66) – 1 Cup Moscow (S67-present) – 1 Cup Having looked at Green I had to check how much better he was than me and was pleased to learn that not by much. We both couldn't win with Vasteras and I have featured for fewer teams but other than Quebec I don't have too many taints on the record. Sterling – 7 franchises @sterling Calgary (S1-S9) – 3 Cups New York (S10-S14, S33-S34, S37-S42) – 3 Cups Seattle (S15-S17, S46-S48, S53) – 1 Cup Toronto (S19-S23, S28-S30, S52) – 2 Cups Vasteras (S24-S26), Stockholm (S43-S44) – 1 Cup Riga (S31-S32, S51) – 1 Cup Quebec (S49-S50) – 0 Cups Sterling was actually very loyal when he had players and is a terrible example for this Media Spot. Who's editing this thing? He only left Europe for a combined 8 seasons and like me couldn't solve the Quebec puzzle (but did win with Vasteras). Fong – 10 franchises @tfong Avangard (S6-S8), Davos (S18-S25, S28-S31, S49) – 5 Cups Riga (S9-S10, S34) – 1 Cup Vasteras (S11-S13) – 0 Cups Helsinki (S14-S16, S32-S33, S61) – 1 Cup New York (S36-S42, S45-S48) – 3 Cups Cologne (S43, S50-S51) – 0 Cups Seattle (S49, S52, S57-S58) – 0 Cups Quebec (S54-S56, S60), Vancouver (S70, S72-S73) – 1 Cup Toronto (S59, S63-S69) – 2 Cups Malmo (S73-present) – 0 Cups Resident old horny man Fong gets us back on track with double digits now that he's on Malmo and overall a very similar path to Green, but without having made a stop in Calgary to date. Overall, a very respectable record. Smarch – 10 franchises @Smarch Vasteras (S1, S12), Stockholm (S47-S49, S52-S55) – 1 Cup Calgary (S2-S3, S8-S9, S21-S22, S50-S52) – 3 Cups Hamilton (S6-S7), New York (S13-S14, S36-S42, S49, S69) – 3 Cups Davos (S11, S28-S30, S55-S56, S59-S62) – 1 Cup Seattle (S15-S17, S67-S69) – 2 Cups Riga (S23, S57-S58, S63-S64) – 3 Cups Toronto (S24-S25, S33, S58) – 0 Cups Cologne (S31-S33) – 0 Cups Quebec (S45-S46, S57), Vancouver (S70) – 0 Cups Los Angeles (S74-present) – 0 Cups Smarch spent a lot of time with Sterling back in the day. He also used to be something of a championship guarantee but seems to have chosen to play for terrible franchises more recently, presumably seeking more of a challenge. This is however another solid list if you ignore any of the expansions since S65. Beketov – 11 franchises @Beketov Amstel (S1), Davos (S48-S49) – 0 Cups Stockholm (S1-S2), Riga (S23) – 0 Cups Calgary (S3, S44, S70-S73) – 2 Cups Hamilton (S6), New York (S18-S19, S21-S22, S25-S28, S54-S55) – 0 Cups Vasteras (S7-S8) – 0 Cups Seattle (S9-S12, S15-S17, S22, S49-S53, S61-S65) – 2 Cups Toronto (S29-S30, S43, S54-S59) – 1 Cup Cologne (S33-S37, S45-S46) – 0 Cups Helsinki (S39-S42, S46, S66-S67) – 2 Cups Malmo (S68) – 0 Cups Moscow (S74-present) – 0 Cups Big news, Bek has tied Green according to this unofficial official list with his move to Moscow this season! His cup record is a bit more patchy though, which makes be a bit worried for Moscow now. I'm just going to focus on our hugely successful S46 with Helsinki instead. Anyway, Beketov has made the best start on the new expansion franchises but as they are growing exponentially there's a bit of catching up to do now. Quik – 11 franchises @Quik Vasteras (S1-S4), Stockholm (S57) – 1 Cup Helsinki (S5-S8, S12-S16, S64-S71) – 3 Cups Toronto (S8-S10, S27, S40-S41) – 1 Cup New York (S17-S18, S67) – 0 Cups Calgary (S19, S58, S61-S63, S73) – 2 Cups Quebec (S33), Vancouver (S69) – 0 Cups Davos (S35-S36, S72) – 1 Cup Riga (S37, S70) – 0 Cups Seattle (S38-S39, S59-S60, S71) – 1 Cup Malmo (S71) – 0 Cups Chicago (S73-present) – 0 Cups I actually thought ACL TEAR's whoring would have made a big difference here, but he actually contributed just one new franchise to Quik's collection – Malmo. However, he has pulled into a joint lead thanks to being drafted to Chicago and thus starting his journey through the VHL's newest teams. Nothing else to add here really. In conclusion, damn Beav and his expansions robbing so many prestigious members of having played for nearly 100% of the league's teams. Hope you enjoyed this Media Spot, if you feel I missed someone, please comment below and let me know! And as always, subscribe to this channel for more content just like this. Much love and good night!

1. I certainly hope so and see no reason why we couldn't. In fact we should be aiming for 1st place. 2. Ain't no vegetables on my pizza. But actually potato works remarkably well, had some in Sicily. 3. Given how competitive the league is these days, we should be aiming for 25 I think. 4. It's always good to know we can beat anyone on our day and especially against our old expansion rivals. 5. That sounds fucking delightful, where was my invite? 6. I wish we had a bit more defensive depth but I think we've proven so far this season we can outscore anyone on most nights. If Bernard finds his old playoff form, absolutely, but most importantly we know this is just the beginning and will be back next season regardless.

LP-LL won back to back cups tbf

@Dil

@Dil

Oh wow an actual good game.

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@Berocka ?

was raw

GG top line

lmao wtf are those shot totals, get it together Prague

Oh whoops that wasn't meant to be a backup game lol.