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boubabi

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  1. Yis
  2. What could it means ?
  3. cup hog
  4. time to shine
  5. you resumed my current situation
  6. enough to do porn
  7. and dat
  8. Am I an alpha male already
  9. alright alright alright
  10. Pretty sure back to black is copyrighted
  11. how many time did he poop on the floor
  12. As you may know, ''Carnage'' pursue a career in the EDM industry and found quite some success. However, after a weird after-party in his penthouse in Somalia, he woke up wearing a weird suit. Usually in his sweatpants and black t-shirt, DJ Carnage woke up wearing goalie pads, a catcher and a blocker. Waking up in prison would have been predictable, but in that shit ? He wonder what happened. After some research on the web, some people captured the ''wild night'' Carnage lived. He went briefly to Philadelphia and played a hockey game for the Flyers. It went...pretty well. Playing for the Flyers ? He must have been really drunk to play for that weakass organization. Questioned if he was considering a return in the VHL as a goaltender, he respond : ''Maybe, I mean, that Tukio scrub still holds the TPE record for a goaltender, and it's a shame for the whole league, so I might be able to resolve that problem.'' Asked if he would be able to pass the drug test if the opportunity was coming to him, he said that the league would probably have to change their goddamn rules for that to happen.
  13. Campbell's records are only a myth
  14. It would have been possible with karnage tho
  15. Tell that to your GWG record
  16. Wat
  17. After his VHL's career, Lord Karnage had to refill his bank account because he discovered, after his short stop in New York, that cocaine is very expensive. Since the VHL kick his ass out of the league, and the NHL being way too strict for his own taste, an after career was needed. Therefore, he became fat and start a career as musician in the Electronic Dance Music industry. The name "karnage" being way too recognizable, he decided to create a persona to cover his identity. From this day, he is recolonized as DJ "Carnage", what a genius. During the S49 Playoff, Karnage's absence on the scoring sheet might have been cause by his dependence to MDMA , a drug often found in rave and such. Rumors are told that he didn't even showed up to pratice due to his constant visits to EDM shows such as EDC and UMF Miami. Questioned about that, Carnage simply answered "fuck off mate". Living the dream, basically Follow his our life here
  18. hell no
  19. Vaporeon is finally nerfed. No more nightmares
  20. https://pokevision.com/ okai bye
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