Gudnason

Why you have a mancrush on him?

S58 player incoming

Again, me not being resolute at all cost myself S57 HSK 1st. Eventually went to Riga, but had Ying stayed on Riga, the S57 HSK 1st would have gone to Cologne. So fucked myself over, and saved Riga's ass in that they got compensation for me, instead of me retiring on them. I second-guessed my decision to want out of Riga many times, and every time I come to a different conclusion with different reasons. We'll never know how things would have turned out if I acted differently at any point of the decision-making process. Thanks to @hedgehog337 for drafting me in S55, and thanks for respecting my wishes of wanting out, even if you had other reasons to trade me away. I'm so happy Bogdanovic turned out well for you, and your big moves this season also seem to be paying off. Rooting for you to go for the Cup (currently undecided between Helsinki and Riga; I'd also be happy for Quebec and Toronto too, actually).

To make a statement that Cologne is going in a new direction

This guy is a motherfucking genius. His PM's with me went something like "I'll negotiate my own contract with Seattle but you have to give Bana permission to approach me first." Covering his left asscheek, right asscheek, and asscrack that isn't wiped.

Would't be a bad idea, because unlike the VHLM, Stockholm keeps their 2nd place in waiver priority even if they take V2A.

Fuck you, you know me best. Keeping me hanging, fuck you.

Looking forward to the next edition of Annoyance Analytics!

Meh, this is what happens when you can't be resolute. I could have had the SEA S57 2nd that they sent to Stockholm for mist4ke.

Nah, I understand it totally. I gave SBA a try too but that failed quick. And with me heading back to school, the commitment to EFL no longer makes sense anymore when I have a real life future to sort out. To be honest, last night/this morning I was considering stepping down from my VHL GM post and retiring both players here too, but I'll give it one last shot.

Vernon Von Axelberry has been placed on waivers for a period of 24 hours to prepare for the Cologne Express buying him out, effective 24 hours from now if he clears waivers. The goalie is free to be picked up in the next 24 hours, according to the priority (listed below), at a cap hit of 70%, which is $2.8 million. Waiver Priority (reverse order of current standings): 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. As a result of this transaction, @BobertZ loses $2M in salary, accordoing to section 8.1 of the VHL Rule Book. I could have got a second round draft pick in return for V2A if I was this resolute yesterday on the direction of the franchise. I could also have just let him walk at the end of the season, but as I have no chance of contending this season, nor does the cap penalty hurt me, I have decided on this transaction as a statement.

To : Augustus Gloop To : S57 SEA 3rd @Banackock @evrydayimbyfuglien Here's a reunion for you to get back to your Seattle heydays, if you ever have time for us again (not an insult, I know you have other priorities).

Fuck my life. I need to buy a shit ton of land out east and Chineseify it

Damn your $232,000 house. Can't even buy a shitty dumpster here's in Vancity with that's money. You're easily looking at 4-7 times that.

About time you figured it out

And the role of VHLM GM that you have taken on is also a responsibility, albeit one you can relieve yourself of at any time if you let others know.

An hour in the gym does wonders!

We appreciate all your efforts behind the scenes, and even though I don't know everything, with how invested I have been in the minors the last few seasons I can somewhat tell.

It is okay, VHL isn't everybody's thing and we all miss Tagger.

Komarov pissing you off?

I think DeathonReddit overreacted, but hey, what does he expect from his TPE amounts?

@Bushito named new Yukon GM, Stockholm position open!