BarzalGoat

Suck it olso

Hey! First career goal for @ZST! That was quick 4. Yukon Rush , Zhang Shou Tian 1 (Jeddie Higgins 2, Jesse Sublime 4) at 16:02

+4, but know I'm miffed I can't claim my media spot till next week cuz I hit the TPE cap

Acrostic Poems, an art form lost to all of those above age 12, which I shall now bring back into your lives, against your will, to express my admiration for the Yukon Rush. Y- Y you gotta be like this Yukon! The greatest players one year, then a half-assed attempt to compete while really just tanking hard the next! U- U treat us like second class fans, Yukon! We deserve a winner just like the Ottawa people do, so why you trade our best player for 3 picks and a Greek dude who's name is so long I don't have the time to spell it. K- K. I see how it is Rush. Be like that, whatever. It's fine. I don't care, it isn't bothering me. O- Only Yukon can get me so invested in the season that I actually care about what happens, but then crush my dreams by losing in the Founder's Cup Finals. Like, how did you even lose? Who the fuck is Greg Santos? Why didn't you play Johnny Havenk Carison? Is 2 + 2 = 4? Find out all this and more, next time on Dragon Ball Z (wow what a reference you nerd). N- NOOOOOOO DON'T TANK THE SEASON AWAY!!!!! Yukon could very easily compete if they had two more players - they just happen to be Leph Twinger and Havenk Carison. Oh well though, right? We'll be so great next year, so who cares! R- Really? You decided to do the second word also? How can anyone possibly have enough creative insults for themselves, and a team they're the general manager of? Do you think this is funny? Do you think anyone is still reading this far? What, you're going to get like 1 reaction out of this? Look at the standings in the VHLM, your team can hardly score any points! You didn't even want your own VHL player to stay down in the VHLM, you'd rather let him go play up in the VHL, where he is on ANOTHER tanking team. U- U clearly underestimated my commitment to finishing this acrostic poem. Each part of this long poem is like its own little Yukon Rush player. Strong, free, a solid skater, but underperforming hella hard (except for you Sid and Eno, you're the best) S- Sell now! Come one, come all! Yukon Rush should sell their best players to the highest bidder! What could a player like Sidney Crosby earn in a trade!? 1 first? 2 firsts? an entire franchise rights? Who knows! Why don't you make a bid Ottawa!? We'd love to have s'more of those great picks in next year's draft, which totally won't be as active as this year's VHLM, meaning there won't nearly be as much talent. H- Hope you enjoyed my ramblings for TPE, I know I sure enjoyed writing this! It started out as a simple VHL.com article, but once I realized I had Penny levels of shitposting at my finger tips, waiting to be written, I couldn't resist but making this a full length Media Spot. All hail Barzal, the one true Rookie of the Year.

@SidTheKid87 @Enorama Read this list, you're hurting the tank! Jk, luv you guys keep up the TPE work bois.

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Woa! Trivia sure is fun!

It's a degree in Computer Science with minors in Econ and Spanish from a liberal arts university . I took like 3 high level writing classes though, and a whole lot of research paper editing for my illiterate peers.

I'd love to be an editor, seems like a neat way to get involved and oversee the big picture @ColeMrtz21. I've got a college degree that says I'm grammatically correct, as well.... for what that piece of paper is worth.

Sounds like a good way to get more guys involved! all hail the new commishes!

Yukon can offer $1.5M for top-6 minutes. Perform well the first couple of weeks, and you could very well see that become top line.... I'm here to talk about anything you need by the way, even if you make the *poor* choice of signing elsewhere :). Welcome to the VHLM!

Lol suck it Oslo, we're so much better at tanking than you guys.

Roger Sterling Samuel Gate @Bushito

$1.5M from Yukon to play on the 2nd line, powerplay and pk also

1.5M for Yukon, 2nd line duties most likely

Hi Johnny, Yukon can offer $1.5M to player on our 2nd pairing, which will still get you plenty of minutes (including PP and PK if you so choose).

HI there, as GM of the Yukon Rush I'd like to welcome you to the VHL. It's no secret that I've been actively looking for another active forward, so I'd love to offer you a $1.5M contract for the upcoming season. I need another winger on my first line, as well as on my power play, so you'll definitely get play time.

@ZST, this is where VHLM GM's will offer you a contract and you'll be allowed to choose which team you want to play for. The minimum they can offer you is 1 million, the maximum 2 million and you'll accept the contract by stating which teams offer you accept. There is no rush and you will be given time to look around and speak to the GM's and such if you wish! Good luck in the decision making and your career ! @diamond_ace Ottawa Lynx @ShawnGlade Halifax 21st @Dtayl Saskatoon Wild @Gooningitup Saskatoon Wild @Laflamme Oslo Storm @BarzalGoat Yukon Rush @jacobaa19 Las Vegas Aces

Hi there! I'm the GM for the Yukon Rush, and we're really look for another active forward to push us over the top. You'd get spot on the top line, power play, penalty kill, the works. Plus you get me, available to answer questions whenever.... And also $1.5M for the season

@Gravyncarrots, this is where VHLM GM's will offer you a contract and you'll be allowed to choose which team you want to play for. The minimum they can offer you is 1 million, the maximum 2 million and you'll accept the contract by stating which teams offer you accept. There is no rush and you will be given time to look around and speak to the GM's and such if you wish! Good luck in the decision making and your career ! @diamond_ace Ottawa Lynx @ShawnGlade Halifax 21st @Dtayl Saskatoon Wild @Gooningitup Saskatoon Wild @Laflamme Oslo Storm @BarzalGoat Yukon Rush @jacobaa19 Las Vegas Aces

Fuck you @Beaviss, 1st star Monty

Oy sorry about that Bushito, won't tag you bc why bother you, won't do it again

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