McWolf

1. The morale is low, confidence is shaky. Everyone is trying to laugh at the situation and look at the Americans bright future instead of focusing on this lost cause of a season. Oh and the rumours are absolutely true, there are 70+ pages worth of lewd material, pretty much all courtesy of BOOM. 2. Lace the left skate before the right. Stop for a bit after putting on the pants, go rinkside with his iPod and listen to his pregame playlist. He doesn't talk much before the games, he's not much of a locker room presence, but he tries to lead by example on the ice to compensate. 3. My motivation level is pretty much the same. TPE growth is slower, because of the practice facility giving only 1 and we can't do the one-time PTs anymore once we did them. But it's all fine. VHLM growth is all about getting the important ratings to that first threshold. VHL growth is more about long term development, which makes it even more rewarding when you reach that objective of yours. 4. McWolf lived in London for some bit, so he is kinda used to huge cities with shitty weather and shitty people. Of course, New York takes a bit of getting used to, but he's doing fine now. There's a sweet bagel shop a block away from his place, so he gets to start everyday with some New York treat. He started to get called out on the street a bit too, as people start to recognize him. Not a day passes without hearing "Hey that's McWolf", "Can I take a picture with you?" or "You guys fucking suck." He's living the dream! 5. Joseph McWolf is proud to be part of the Jolt Juice family. Jolt Juice comes in tons of different flavours. Taste them all, find your favourite one and load up on that one so you are always hydrated and ready for the action. The patent-pending electrolytically energezing formula of Jolt Juice ensures every droplet you drink will completely revigorate your chakra and karma levels. Who would not want to sign with them? When you do they give you a lifetime supply of Coconut-Grape Jolt Juice. It's a shitty flavour, but if you drink enough, it starts to taste like water with a weird sensation tongue burning. It's amazing! 6. That's a rough one. I guess I'd kill @Spade18 Ismond Kingfisher, because physical violence is the only way he knows to show how he loves someone. Killing him would be the absolute climax of our relationship. I'd kill for @Sonnet Alexander Pepper. (Not so) little known fact: I was the CEO of the #Pepper1OA campaign that almost got him to get drafted 1st overall in the last VHL Entry Draft. We were off by like one digit. Next time I'll murder people above to make sure it happens. I'd defend @Poptart Finn Davison. Fellow brit, and he's playing for my beloved Lynx. He deserves to protected at all cost. I'm sad I can't defend him myself, instead of that flock of inactive dmen. So that leaves @BladeMaiden Brick Wahl to be abandoned. Just like he abandoned me and ditched the Lynx for the Aces (that loved him so much they already got rid of him).

1. Indivually, it's going about as well as I could hope. I'm scoring, hitting and blocking shots at an inflated rate because of the increased playing time. These are numbers I'd only expect to reach by my 3rd or 4th season. As for the team, well I can't say I'm happy with our general performance, but it was to be expected honestly. We're a bunch of rookies and stand-ins, no way we could really do better than that. 2. Not really, but it's fine. Shittier season means better picks. Hopefully that leads to us getting a good longtime linemate for me. I'm longing for a guy I can count on, like Kastelic was for me in Ottawa. 3. It's a shame I'm not gonna play in it, but I love that I knew I'd be back as a commish so soon. Made the whole eligibility list building and other stuff easier as I was able to work on them all over several weeks, instead of having to do it all in an all-nighter. Exciting to see the first line of the Americans playing for Team Canada, I'll be rooting for my boys! 4. Looking like I might be able to finish the season at around 'point per game'. As I said earlier, these are inflated numbers based on time on ice and powerplay opportunities I probably shouldn't be getting right now, but I'm happy I can help the team as I much as I do right now. 5. I miss having a guy by my side that I can count on. Ryan is a special player. Dynamic in offense but safe in defense as well. Sometimes I just knew he'd take the puck and soar through the ice, leading the way for the forwards. Other times, I'd just know he'd be there to back me up if I was to try to move the puck up myself (and inevitably fail). I'm working on my puck moving skills to be as efficient as he was as a 2-way defenseman. Thanls for the q's @oilmandan

1. Are you excited that the WJC is starting soon-ish? 2. How do you like that first job as WJC Co-Commish? 3. How was the transition from Las Vegas to Saskatoon? 4. Who's the VHLM GOTY so far? 5. Who goes first in the next VHL Entry Draft? 6. Who would win in a fight: Pepper or McWolf?

Some kind words, thanks about that! And LOL at that part hahaha

I only voted for 2 forwards and just realized we could vote for 3. Give +1 to Thompson!

I mean, I love the way my guy is developping right now, but he's not all-star worthy yet. I hope he's gonna be a constant presence in the game for seasons, but not this year. Excited about that MS, hope you don't diss me too hard

I agree, I shouldn't be in. I got inflated blocked shots and hits just because I'm playing 35 mins a night for the worst team in the league. I don't deserve to be put above guys like you or Malenko at all

Bring back NYA G

Laugh all you want, but Kingfisher and I are the only players on the team ineligible to play in the WJC ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Welcome in the league @11 Eleven. Let us know if you got questions

@Will, can these guys split the 8 capped across different weeks?

To be fair, we probably still can't

PT stands for Point Tasks, so like Media Spots, Graphics or Poscasts. There is usually one themed Point Task every season and it's worth uncapped bonus points to get more people to do them

TAKE THAT AWAY WE'RE ON A ROLL

Hooray!

Joseph McWolf (NYA) for Goalie Interference (Minor) at 0:25 I tried to give Pepper some sweet lovin'. And then realized it was HSK G in net.

Why am I even on the ballot?

Big win !

He better be in the game, I would have voted for him

We picked a tough role to fill

So there was a re-sim but still no Kingfisher?

THE PARADE!

McWolf-Sullivan? Sounds good!

Welcome in the league, man. Let me know if you got questions!