Banackock

PSHL - Red Wings Fill the application out under “League” menu. Pimpinhockey#6096 - commish discord Beav and I are in the league.

Atleast he stayed Defense tbh and is gud

Wo

Fook ye

Based off this: A heavy majority are inactive. 47 haven’t updated yet, I guess 5 haven’t for weeks and 20 have “current update” having 11 below 100 TPE. Remove the 47 inactive and divide those 31 by the VHL teams and you have 6 players a piece. Now whatever from last years group and boom. That’s just say another 6 all around and you have 12 players a team. Doesnt sound like growing the league is quite needed. If recruitment slows down or let’s say isn’t as effective some seasons (or retention), then these numbers strongly dip and you’re left with low numbers and rosters. We retire ire every 8. We need the number of “every retirement” to keep growing - growing the cycle to expand. Not just 2 good recruitment seasons imo.

The revolving door isn't strong enough unless recruitment continues this way. Say it stops or slows down and all the new guys move into the VHL. We're back to square one until the recycle resets again.

Filled to the brim, but how many of those players are active or will remain to be active next season? The issue prior was too many inactive players cluttering teams (in potentially both the VHLM and VHL). Thus, we lost teams. Recruitment is continuous, yep. You've done good. Retention is something else though. No point adding a team to have them go 6-62-4 and have 1 active player and 6 inactive on their team. I haven't given it a good look, only speaking off the top of my head but last I looked, a lot were inactive or heavily semi-active. I would give it another season or recruitment and retention if so.

A majority go inactive. Until retention improves, I'd vote no. Or we stock up on younger players. Lots were inactive. We booted lots off Oslo. Sure, lots join, 98% also leave though.

woo

gg

Yeah. There was one for each and I put them in. Unless I claimed it for the wrong one?

You;d have to point out for me where I'ma dick then, because I'm at a loss here.

Not as close but still... FEDEROV

Close one! FEDEROV

Hi, Bana here with another quick 150 blab for 2 TPE. This season has been a big one for me. Not only did it see my blow up my team for peanuts, but it commenced another big rebuild for the Seattle franchise. This one is the hardest. Maybe it's because my heels are dragging and I was really holding out for that #1 spot all-time for Bears GM's in wins.. who knows.. but man, that LR is quiet and that's surprising considering we have both commissioner in there and a VHL GM. Not to mention the beautiful twat known as @BluObieZ. Aside from those 2 big things, Federov and Forsberg are also racing for MVP awards. I can't imagine either one will win it and it will either go to Shephard for goals scored or Mcallister but you never know. Federov is having great season and playing physical and Forsberg is lights out with the points and is the league leader. Again though, like Boubabi said, the votes will probably go somewhere else. Speaking of which, sites been quieter lately. Bring @boubabi back. And theres word count and 2 TPE. Have a great Monday and an enjoyable week, VHL.

+5 Kovalchuk

Hi beautiful VHLers. It's that time of week again where I quickly scurry through my shit so that I can get my weekly stuff don't and can chill and only pop on to look at stats. The rebuild is a tough one. Betty Whites pussy has more activity than my locker room and it's a good quick in the balls for my spirit on the site. fortunately, Oslo is doing solid and @Higgins has me teaching McAllister how it's done in his final season of play (fun rivalry. Don't be like @pennypenny and take things to heart). For Smirnov, things are going semi-shitty. 31 points in 46 games wasn't what i was hoping for. Honestly, was hoping for a lights our performance but all in all he isn't doing too terrible. I helped @Laflamme with his build (pretty normal build for anyone in the VHL who is lazy, doesn't want to be different but magically wants to dominate) and it's worked well for him so thats what I'm going for. Anyway, thats word count so keep keeping on and can't wait for next monday's obnoxious, quick TPE blast off. +2 Smirnov

Hmm. I just see my players twice which means banackock for MVP.

YEP

7 pt game haha @Higgins

I tried but even I'm slowly dying

@DollarAndADream heh, thanks man. This win gave me #460 as a Bear and puts me above Greg’s 459 for 1st all-time

But also, you can read up on 99.9% of my articles too. :O

I’ll have to get back to you on that one. Though, scale of 1-10. How much does your butt hurt?

VHL Rumor Mill The Helsinki Titans have been known to be on the market every single season for quite sometime and during this past off-season, they made know mistake in reminding the VHL that they once again were. With a big splash, they claimed half the Seattle roster in a discount bakery high-way steal. BUT, it seems only a short while later they're back in the market. GM @Higgins and right hand man @boubabi were spotted holding hands in the local "Ride or Die for Seniors" store (pretty good name on the go when you think about it deeply). Currently, they're looking to purchase some walkers, canes, drivable scooters and hip screws for the rest of the team. The Toronto Legion have currently been in talks with one of the rebuilding teams and RUMOR HAS IT it involves their first overall for this season. Though, it was speculative and unsure what was coming back to them. One report says, a future first from said team and another one said a bunch of hand lotions made from aloe, plus some anus needle steroids to make your pecs and legs bigger. While not confirmed, little bitch @pennypenny was behind this move as his legs are little toothpicks and snap like celery. The New York Americans have dipped a little in the standings - which to me, is a little surprising. Seems as though @Spade18 maybe should have went with the best player, Mattias Forsberg, when the trade offers were on the table. Thus, we believe one of their big named players could be on the chopping block soon enough - likely in the off-season. Will it be Casey Jones @der meister or the big boy himself in Colton Rayne who has both played decently, but not amazingly. Those close with the organization say both stay, but if the offer involves a $20 McDonalds gift card, hair gel and a Disney DVD collection of at least 10 movies, a deal could be possibly made. +2 Smirnov