BladeMaiden

Hey Phantoms, Allow me to Introduce myself I'm Venus Thightrap currently of the Las Vegas Aces. I have some fun questions to help spice up the boring monotony of VHL life Pick 6 On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower? When You Dance In the Team shower are you dancing alone? Or is it a team effort? What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s? What did you get? On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find players that post their entire lives on their insta ? How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more? Who on your team would you let punch you directly in the face no questions asked? How many days have you gone without showering? Did people notice? How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually knew one another in real life? Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? Are you trying to now? lol Much love Venus Thightrap, 3rd Line C LVA

Hey Aces, Venus here with some fun questions to help spice up the boring monotony of VHL life Pick 6 On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower? When You Dance In the Team shower are you dancing alone? Or is it a team effort? What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s? What did you get? On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find players that post their entire lives on their insta ? How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more? Who on your team would you let punch you directly in the face no questions asked? How many days have you gone without showering? Did people notice? How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually knew one another in real life? Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? Are you trying to now? lol Much love Venus Thightrap, 3rd Line C

I love this so much Venus is looking good and the purple is amazing

Have you seen this draft class so far? It is looking like it will be competitive as all hell...

get me in the long term @ShawnGlade play the long game

This Season The Plants Fight Back… If you have not noticed 2 of the hottest VHLM prospects are sporting plant inspired names. These attention grabbing beauties do not just have alluring names though, they come with the backing of having been created by some of the VHLs well known members. We will start with Aloe Dear. In Case you didn’t know Aloe signed with the Las Vegas Aces but she will be available in the upcoming VHLM draft. @Renomitsu hit it out of the park with this name, it is a perfect mix of reference and hits you right in the awwws. Anyone who knows Reno knows he has a medical background so his player being named after a healing plant totally fits into his repertoire. When I was talking to Reno, he said he imagined her as the gentle giant counterpart to my short, aggressive, little spitfire who is also from Denmark. Aloe Dear gives me strong miss congeniality vibes, and who does not like a gentile, talented beauty? Aloe is going to be that perfect fit wherever she goes and just like Reno many will want her but only a few lucky GMs will be able to claim the honor.

1.) If anything i am holding him hostage with @Renomitsu and @fonziGG...anyone blinks and they get it (squints menacingly) and by it I mean a hug 2.) Sign me up for anything that has glitter and rainbows, i am here and loving it 3.) It is nice that we could give to both the USA and Canada since they are the main places our users come from. I hope that the money helps the situation. 4.)Lets take this all the way. 5.)I have not, the biggest gamble i am willing to make is on @Spartan as a GM 6.) Hi again Twists, with a name like that you must be a good dancer. you should show the whole team how to shake it down so we have moves for when we win

They say never repeat history but just like I did for @Jubo07 I will sign again with the LVA. Let's go to Vegas baby

Seemed appropriate after Brick, ngl lol

Player Information Username: BladeMaiden Player Name: Venus Thightrap Recruited From: Other (I am a mother trucking recreate) Age: 21 Position: C Height: 69 in. Weight: 140 lbs. Birthplace: Denmark Player Page @VHLM GM

Miss Cinnamon Block Is my unsung hero ( @omgitshim) I have to say I feel that all D get the short end of the stick, even when they are top line players. They often get overshadowed by flashy wingers. Also having a woman as your render usually means less people make you sigs because of the extra work involved in making them work. So here is some extra love for my good friend and his Amazing D Woman

I'm glad you like the name, girl is a bit of a thurst trap but that just makes her fun, you know what they say... "Thick thighs save lives"

Venus Thightrap: The Center of Attention I have been dreaming about the VHL ever since I was a little girl. Long story short my mother decided to take me to a professional hockey game when I was 5 and I fell in love. I have to say she was majorly disappointed after that day for one reason, our family had always cheered for the same team. I do not know how many times I have been told in my life to be more patriotic and cheer for my home team. But things are never that simple, in that first game I saw played as a little girl I fell in love with the away team. It is odd, and as I have been told many times it is simply not patriotic. Regardless of anyone’s opinions of what my VHL team preferences are both as a fan and player, I think we can all agree that the first game of hockey I saw was the catalyst that sent caused me to seek out the opportunity to play hockey. The pace, physicality and comradery are what drew me to the sport, and they are what keeps me on the ice day after day as I try to achieve my goal of making it to the VHL. My hockey resume is straight forward I worked my way up through the men’s leagues in mt hopes of making enough waves to get seen by VHLM recruiters. I can honestly say I was probably scouted by mistake at first, that was about a year ago. The VHLM recruiters came to see a good friend of mine show-off his skills in a game. I do not think they had originally intended on offering me the opportunity to move up but eventually my numbers and charisma won them over, and now here we are. I am literally clutching my invitation to join the VHLM and I cannot believe this is real, I never thought This day would come. Some questions the interviewers asked me to answer for this Junior Review Article: Who is your VHL Hero? Julius Freeman @rjfrymanof the New York Americans. When he played in Vancouver, he spent a lot of time reaching out to younger players who wanted to turn pro in British Columbia. I have to say that meeting him was probably the biggest game changer in my young career. He really helped me to understand what a recruiter would be looking for and was so helpful with ticks and tricks for refining my offensive skills. When it comes to a player that not only makes every team, he is on a better place to be but also has the skills to pay the bills I think of Freeman. I really do hope one day he can see me in the VHL and know that he is a large part of what inspired me to get there and hopefully he knows how much I appreciated his help. How would you describe your on-ice persona? High energy, razzle dazzle with a splash of sass. I work hard to be good at what I do but I also like to enjoy every moment I am on the ice. The difficulty is what makes hockey fun and I am always up to take on a challenge. They literally call me the set-up queen, so I’ll be there to set it up so we can knock ‘em down. How did you decide to be a Center? I was told I was too offensively aggressive to play defense, but I also loved being part of the defensive unit. It was something that just happened very organically for me. As a child they tried you out in many positions and I gravitated to the one that fit my style of play best and I feel it all worked out damn well. Have You been given any nicknames while playing hockey? I have a few but I am sure the guys and girls on my new team will come up with new ones as well.

Thank @rjfryman and @diamond_ace

@rjfryman Hope you like this Player Card.

I've been here 2 years and still haven't figured that out completely lol. Good luck to you, today's most special catch I'm sure you'll do great here!!!

Thanks Tate, tbh this could have went to a lot of deserving ppl. This is a nice send off for my Goalie, really means a lot ending on a high note. Thanks Seabass, can't wait to see when you get your batch of awards one day. Is best AGM an award yet? if so you have that one in the bag

So benevolent, may they erect many monuments in your honor Victor. True MVP right here

I'm glad I was able to make you laugh, you really didn't have to count me though lol can i donate my answers to @Esso2264? lol he seems sad he missed out .

I never want Brock to retire, that sig I made you is one of my all time favs. I fully expect to get a random come back to the VHL message, you and the recruitment team tend to be good at drawing the oldies back into the thick of it, so we'll see how it goes down the line.

You'll have to get someone else to punish you, if you haven't noticed i didn't recreate lol, but honestly I wish you better luck then I had as a goalie beav. The position is my fav but it can be a heart-breaker.

That is because your not the Fucking goalie being lit up... I've been a top TPE goalie for most my pro career and got my ass kicked in every ASG (I can assure you that it is not fun)

Beav just tell @Rayzor_7 the truth, no matter who we put in net it is a gamble if they will stop anything. Every time Brick has been in an ASG he has fell on his face... Welcome to ASG goalie life where everyone sucks and the fact that your ass got picked really does not matter lol @FrostBeard if this was a popularity contest Wahl would not even be in the running

@animal74 This is the version 2.0

@animal74 Enjoy being on the Phantoms, Sharp shooter