BladeMaiden

291 Vancouver Wolves @ Calgary Wranglers 292 Riga Reign @ Toronto Legion 293 Malmo Nighthawks @ HC Davos Dynamo 294 Helsinki Titans @ Moscow Menace

It's been a long day for me and I think i might be hungry ...lol at least I didn't call her Cinnamon Buns lol I'll go fix it

Hello to the most cutthroat player in the VHLM! Here are 15 questions for this week tribute to the TPE Gods (Yes I am being dramatic this week) ! This Weeks Theme Waivers, Initiation, and Playoffs..Oh My! A reminder to everyone that answering 3 is worth 1 tpe and answering 6 is worth 2 ! 1-Benny Graves Has the perfect name for a Reaper, what is one question you have for this new C who has already made an impact on our lines? 2-Brock Louth come from a family that has run Vancouver/Quebec for many generations. How do you think Philly will benefit from having a player that comes from such rich hockey bloodlines? 3-Fun fact the Simmers accidentally put Cinnamon Block in our lines as Cinnamon Roll... do you think it was an accident or a shot at OMG? 4-Cinnamon Block is the first female skater to be on Philly. Will you act differently now that there is a lady on the team how did you introduce yourself to her? (OMG for you what are some weird things the guys did to welcome you to the team?) 5-Did you get initiated onto the Reapers, if so who initiated you and what did they ask you to do? 6-Do you plan on initiating any our our new waivers? what are you going to ask them to do? If you are a waiver pick up what would you do to the next group of guys coming into Philly? 7- How do you think Philly will do in the Playoffs this season? 8- Predict who will be the point leader in the Playoffs? 9- How many assists will Fang get in the Playoffs? 10-Who has the most penalty minutes in the Playoffs? Describe what dirty tricks they pulled to end up in the box. (Did someone pull a Marchand?) 11-With a full roster that also mean out bus is full (there are no empty seats and no I'm not buying a bigger bus, this franchise isn't made of money!) Time to pick a bus buddy who are you sitting next to and what did you do to pass the time on the bus? 12-What are your hopes moving forward for the Playoffs? Any hopes about who your line mates would be moving forward? 13-Apparently your GM can't count and had gone over the Roster Limit of 18 player and 2 Goalies does this concern you? Did you read her punishment post (Read it Here)? Would you have written the 150 word article on how awesome one of the VHLM commissioners are and forgone job pay or would you have let them take a 4th round pick? 14-Do you think that the Reapers should put on the Golden Scythe awards? Basically have our own set of team awards we give out. If we did this. Would you want the team to hold a secret vote for the awards or would you like for them to be decided by the GM and AGM? 15. Name some Awards you would like to see given out if we had the Golden Scythe awards. Team Tag: GM @BladeMaiden AGM @Jubo07 Team: @FerdaJets @Jayrad28 @zepheter @RJMW @Shaka @Dilly Dilly @Big Mac @Benson @Ty343 @Psanchez55 @Green @Tophdaddy @Jayhawk @Midnite @Sunburst @uphillmoss @STZ @Beaviss @ontanis @omgitshim

Join the club, I legit can be alone with a bag of them. They are dangerously good!! If you taste in chocolate is any indicator of how good of a Gm you are going to be, you are destined for greatness lol

Send him these, like i said he is addicted to mini eggs I know he likes other stuff too but this is top shelf stuff

I was wondering if I even took any shots but looks like Big Brick earned this one! Thanks guys

Didn’t @ShawnGlade tell you the only way to beat the GM player curse is to use my extra special brand of blade luck, basically brick sucks extra bad so those associated with me can succeed ... at least that is my theory lol ?

2 assists must feel good!! and @Shaka with the hatty!!??

Gold - Canada Silver - Europe Bronze - Asia MVP - Ambrose Stark Shark I’m going to trust your trust in eno lol

All the big macs someone could ever need lol

Not sure that is how the VHL hiring process works lol ? might be something @Jubo07 could do being on Helsinki he knows Quik the best out of any of the applicants. My 2 dogs also love fruit and get bananas lol but ya i think i would flip if i saw they ate a whole loaf of garlic bread especially because mine only weigh about 12lbs each ?

Philly Gets Hit By the BanaHammer ! It should surprise no one that I, Blade, the Reapers GM has recently been caught in a scandal of sorts. Yup, you heard it right! It was recently discovered that I as a GM of 3 seasons did not catch that I was over the roster limit of 18 skaters and 2 goalies when I acquired two new hot waiver picks in Brock Louth @Beaviss & Benny Graves @STZ. The commissioner in their infinite wisdom gave me 24 hours to fix myr roster and Required that I put into words just how magnificent one of our VHLM Commissioners are (as part of my punishment) ! I am going to state here that I am so thankful I was assigned which half of the best commissioning twosome in sims sports I would have to write my article of praise for. Otherwise, I really just don’t know how I would have ever chosen between the dynamic duo. Here is a picture of my League Mugshot! Reads: Katherine Blade, Reapers GM -Recruiting too many waivers #TooLoved -VHLM Prison, Warden Banckock @Banackock Honoring The Greatest Living VHLM Dictator Banackock As you know in general, I am opposed to ass kissing and ego boosting if I can avoid it. I am usually more likely to pop an ego then to pump one up. That being said in my short article today I will be shamelessly flattering you in ways I’m sure you didn’t even think were possible because as you know I would do anything for my Reapers and of course I just can no longer contain the flood of praise and undying devotion that are about to spring forth from my lips. On February 19, 2014 something momentous happened in the VHL history that would forever change it’s future. Banackock, the most just and wise VHLM commissioner to ever breathe joined the VHL and started a cascade effect that is still being felt in the VHL as we know it today. He had been around for 5 years and has GMed for over 2.5 of them. If you are looking for a member who has stood the test of time and only become more involved in making the VHLM a better place, Bana is your man. He is one of the most dedicated and patient members on the site and if you are unsure of those facts you can just ask him and he will tell you. Yes our fearless VHLM leader is confident and not afraid to remind us all of the great work he does or of the time he puts in but who could blame him? This is a man that offered up his Easter dinner to monitor a VHLM Draft. Bana is known for his lighthearted sense of humor and responds Si more than any of our actual native Spanish speaking VHL members. As commissioner he has seen most of us GMs at our worst, myself especially, yet always has kind words and patience. He may not always agree with what I say but he always makes me feel heard and sometimes that is half the battle. Bana brings value to the VHLM by making the members feel valued and keeping the peace. When the GMs get fired up we know that Bana is speaking to us as a man that has been in our shoes and also feels passion for the team he GMs. I could not think of a better person to lead us than one who still experiences the ups and downs of GMing. In case that wasn’t enough to get you all on #TeamBana you might want to consider that he is a dog owner and often shares pics of his delightful doggo on discord brightening up the lives of people who need a pick me up. Quotes that describe his leadership style: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. — Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office, Season 2: The Fight I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator. Richard Branson How to get on Bana’s Good side: 1. Follow the damn rules! (do as I say not as I do lol) 2. Accept that VHL Authorities have experience and usually know best 3. Acknowledge his hard work and actions. Don’t take what he does for granted. 4. Don’t Stir the Pot or air out VHLM dirty laundry in public 5. Tell him he has the cutest dog in the world, because he actually does!! 6. Don’t be afraid to pump up his ego, he loves it 7. Be down to kid around, Bana likes to have fun so make sure to include him! Commissioner like to let loose too! 8. He is also a chocolate lover and if you need to butter him up you can send him a few Kg of Mini Eggs and the man will love you forever! In Conclusion I could probably think of 100’s of ways Bana has made the VHLM a better place since he became commissioner. The league has grown exponentially, and he has helped that expansion to happen fairly seamlessly. If this hasn’t won you over yet for our illustrious VHLM Dictator I don’t know what will. I end with whether it is on discord or the forum and you message Bana he will do his best to answer your questions and there are many site members that will tell you that he has been a great support to them when they have gone though difficult times. So here is to Bana; leader of the VHL Anna Kendrick cult, Chocolate addict, VHLM Dictator and a great man! A Little Something Extra! I’m going to add this picture here at the bottom for Bana’s enjoyment. It is a Doberman that was originally being shamed for eating a banana and a whole loaf of garlic bread and I turned it into my own meme of my GMing Shame. 1043 words I don’t get to claim or do I just get to subtract the 150 punishment words from it ? lol ? Can’t blame be for being who I am and looking for loop holes you know you love me Bana. At least I keep it interesting lol @VHLM Commissioner @VHLM GM

She is spicing up Philly already Nice work Jubo!! Sweet and spicy that is our Cinnamon!

@Quik @Beketov@Devise (whoever is simming) Philly Releases due to inactivity: https://vhlportal.com/players/playerfocus/1023 Nathan MacKinnon Also please note Another new waiver pickup - Cinnamon Block (Defense) needs to be added to our lines file which i just sent in 1) Please scratch Nathan MacKinnon in order to make room for Block. 2) Place Block on 3rd Pair defense where Duncan Jeffers is. 3) Please remember to press the 'Copy all Lines' button as this was missed for Wednesday's sims. Players we requested to have dropped (but have not yet been in the lines (league) file @Banackock and @diamond_ace please note this is the 2nd time i have requested this Ian Walker Jack Danger King Czar IV Nathan MacKinnon Thank you! @BladeMaiden GM @Jubo07 AGM

You can have all the cheese steaks you can eat OMG!! Welcome to the team!!

@fonziGG congratulations on your promotion. It’s sad to see @Thranduil step down and he will be dearly missed by us all but it is also super exciting to see you take on this new challenge! Good luck and I know Hali is luck to be in your capable hands:)

Please Release: https://vhlportal.com/players/playerfocus/2004 Ian Walker https://vhlportal.com/players/playerfocus/2015 Jack Danger https://vhlportal.com/players/playerfocus/2003 King Czar IV Line #3 center - Benny Graves (Replacing Nathan MacKinnon) Defense pair #3 - Brock Louth (Replacing Duncan Jeffers) @Beketov @Devise (If you are covering for Bek)

@omgitshim We are stocking up for the playoffs with the best the league has to offer and you are defiantly among the best! I know with you, Beavis and STZ on my Roster it would be unstoppable! I am offering you 3rd line min and I will do my best to slot you in where it makes sense. I have had the honor getting to know you in the CGY Locker room, but you have never have actually been on my team. There is no time like the presence to correct that oversight and I can't think of a better person to add to my team. At this point if you want a fun locker room and people who are dead set on a cup run come to Philly because we would love to have you with us! Time to add the final nails to the other teams' coffins and join the Reapers because with us you will always be killing it!

I’ll be doing my best to make you a champion

I have 4th line on Philadelphia to offer you, come join the official bad boys of the vhlm Blade

My best GMing decision to I’ve made to date!! @Jubo07 this looks amazing!

My best GMing decision to I’ve made to date!!

Just join me in Philly already, I know you want to lol Philly always in it to win it Big Mac, you know I only know how to give 150% plus i think Beav wants me to write him a Louth Dynasty Article I’ll make it epic, so good they’ll want to use it for a his hof builder induction

Thanks for the tag Big Mac i love reading about my guys! Nice Article I have a feeling you going to attract a lot of attention from VHL GMs doing this type of work

Lol that the best reason you have? (Looks like a pic of what you serve in Ottawa. Philly is the bees knees and idc how many gross images you flash. In the end Beav will go where is best for him and this back and forth is now more just a pissing contest. Which btw i am winning because it’s always more impressive when a woman whips it out!