Dil

Hey people I’m here to grab up some juicy juicy TPE. Anyways here is the story of how I signed with NETFLEX and how the brand changed the way we play hockey and do just about anything

There I was, practicing at the rink. I was drilling pucks at the net in hopes of making my shot better. As time went on the net started to rip. I ignored it at first and continued to shoot. I used the same net for the next couple days and I started to notice there were a ton of holes in the net. So I went out and bought some new netting. Same thing happened as the net was ripping so fast! This annoyed me so much I couldn’t sleep at nights. I kept getting nightmares about nets ripping. I became so scared I refused to shoot on a net! I practiced shooting by drawing a net on the wall. One day a man in a suit was walking through the rink and he noticed me shooting at the wall and came over to me. He asked me why I was shooting at the wall and ruining the drywall.

I told him the story of the nets ripping and he began to tear up. He gave me his business card and told me to come to his office the following week. I thought nothing of it and went back to putting holes in the wall. The following week I arrived at this large building with a “NETFLEX” logo on it. I proceeded inside and got directions from the receptionist. I went up to the mans office and we had a conversation. Turns out this man is @Romaris. He offered me a brand deal with NETFLEX. He should me their netting and I immediately got hard. The netting was amazing! It was so thick but also so soft at the same time. I immediately signed the contract and threw the pen and paper at his face. I grabbed up as much of the twine as I could and I bolted to the arena. I changed the old rotting netting with the NETFLEX one and began shooting. This was the greatest netting I have ever seen. I fell in love with it and it became my favourite thing in the world. I loved it so much I fact that I replaced my bed with a hammock made with NETFLEX twice and that is what I sleep on! I made it my mission to replace all old crappy twine with the superior NETFLEX one. I loaded up a truck with as much as I could and I went on a trip all around the continent. I gave every arena I passed by with this amazing product and they all fell in love! All around the continent (and eventually the globe) all hockey netting was replaced with the NETFLEX ones! People stopped sleeping on beds and slept on NETFLEX hammocks! They also began making sweaters and socks out of the netting! Not to mention the NETFLEX condoms! NETFLEX twine revolutionized everything we use! All hail @Romaris and his obviously superior netting.

*Holds mic nervously*

1. How do you think you have done so far this season looking at your stats?

2. Have you done better than you expected or is this underwhelming for you?

3. The draft rankings are putting you quite high up, where do you expect yourself to go?

4. How quickly do you think you can make an impact in the VHL when you get that opportunity?

5. What do you think of the WJC and how important they are for young players?

6. Looks like the aces are heading to the playoffs! How do you thing you will preform as an individual and as a group during the playoffs?

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189 Yukon

190 Las Vegas

191 Oslo

192 Halifax

Yukon 4-2

Never Mind Delete pls

1. Pat Svaboda!

2. I) it will probably take a few weeks as this season has a lot left in it and it’ll get me somewhere there and the next season can help me boost the the 200z

3) Obviously Canada!!!

4) I don’t really mind and am swilling to participate in anything.

5) Ask for help! When you are stuck everyone here is willing to help you out.

6) I think it’s a great way to show off the talent in the VHLM but I probably won’t make the cut.

Age: 16
Position: RW
Height: 5'6’’
Weight: 180lb
Birthplace: Vancouver Bc
Team: Las Vegas Aces (VHLM)

Dil (Diljodh) is a young winger currently playing in the VHLM for the Las Vegas Aces. He was born in Vancouver but has lived in Russia aswell where he learned a lot of what he knows about hockey and gotten his skating ability. He is a promising young player with both positives and negatives to his game.

Strengths

Scoring
Dil has that shoot first mentality. Whether it’ll go in or not, he’ll shoot it and let me tell you he will rip the puck. He has been known to shoot the puck from all over the rink. Since joining the Las Vegas Aces of the VHLM Dil has taken his goal scoring ability to a whole new level and has focused on improving it over most other skills that he could be training. His coaches growing up have always put him on the power play due to this scoring ability and have never thought twice about it.

Skating
Now if you can score goals like stamkos, you probably should work on other aspects of the game aswell right? That’s what Dil did as he has been recently buffing up his speed and has become a mighty quick player. He is now a threat for slow and heavy defenders as he can just zoom on by them with ease. (or at least that is the goal). He has been working with his sister who is a professional soccer player in Europe to improve his speed so that he could keep on getting faster. Also if you were unaware he was an elite level figure skater in Russia before he started playing hockey so that gives him the agility and lower body strength he needs to be a threat to a defenders job.

Defence
Hold on, this makes no sense! I thought he was a quick skater with a rocket of a shot! How could a sniper like him be defensive? He’s no Larry Robinson but he has been working with coaches to help his teammates on the backcheck quite often now. Early in his career he never skated back and often stood at the blue line waiting for breakaway passes like Bure did, but recently he has decided to increase his defensive ability so that he could be positioned better and improve his awful +/-. 

Weaknesses 

Passing
He can’t pass the puck. That’s about it. Ever since the start of his hockey career this kid has never been one to send someone a sweet pass. He’s usually been on the opposite end of a few of those sweet passes though. Although his coaches have asked him to start passing he has straight up refused and said there’s no need as long as he is playing with a good playmaker. Believe me though, he will try to give a nice pass in the game but he usually fails as he doesn’t have much practice doing so.

Leadership

He is quite shy contrary to belief. He usually does not talk to people during games and never try’s to hype or motivate his fellow players. He usually is the one receiving the pregame speech as he has never been much of a social person or motivational speaker. Most elite goal scorers tend to be leaders in the locker room and on the ice since they know how they want the puck played and how to get players to do so. Dil on the other hand lets the play happen and does not verbally try to work on gameplans or assist teammates when figuring out what to do in a tough situation.

Scoring

I thought this was his strength? What are you talking about? Is this some sort of typo? No typo here! Indeed his scoring ability can be his downfall. Due to his elite scoring ability he has gained many weaknesses in his game. Like stated earlier he barely passes the puck. Other than that he also has a bit of an attitude connected to him. Since he can put the puck in the back of the net he seems to think his teammates owe him so he tends to think of himself above them. Although it doesn’t hurt his defensive ability, it sure hurts him in things like leadership which also was stated above. Even if he were to give speeches or motivate people, some people don’t like him due to the attitude that comes along with his scoring ability.

@BladeMaiden

Hey there. I saw this 2 tpe laying around and decided to swoop in and take it.

Lets talk about memes. That’s right memes! Put your torches and pitchforks down and listen.

Creativity, Imagination and lots of emotions are needed to make art. You need these things when you make memes too. Of course you can repost a meme or make a low effort meme with no creativity and it is hard to call something like this art. But also I can make a painting in one minute with no effort and then it is also hard to call it art. So when I take upwards of 20 minutes to perfect a meme to achieve maximum kek, why do I get hated! Every time I post a meme on the VHl discord I see these old people cringing and covering their eyes! Well listen here grandpa, shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up. Memes are the foundation of which the internet is made up of. I understand you are upwards of 86 years old and wrinkly but you got to learn to love the meme! Whether it’s a crappy Facebook mom meme or a well thought out meme which has been carefully crafted in a meme labratory, they are meant to be liked and reposted and shared! To get you started I have posted a couple memes below:

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1. I think we are doing quite well. We should be doing even better as the season goes on and hopefully be in the playoffs.

2. I think it was a great accusation to help improve our scoring and hopefully push us to be a contender.

3. I think I’m doing alright but compared to the other guys I could be doing more to get better.

4. Gabriel McAllister because damn he puts up points.

5. so. hot.

Early Life

Born in Vancouver British Columbia, he grew up in a family with only his mother and his older sister. His mother was a graphic artist who despised hockey. This is because her husband was killed while playing hockey. He was brutally beaten in a fight during his hockey career. Due to this she vowed to never let her children play hockey.  Her sister was an elite soccer player who was going to move to Europe to further her soccer career. He started to play road hockey at the age of 6 with his friends. He was a fast kid and he was the most skilled player on his street. He became hated by all the kids in his neighbourhood for being a ball hog. Once his mom found out about this she put a stop to it instantly and she was afraid he would want to try to continue and play ice hockey. At this age he had still never laced up in a pair of skates and had only played hockey on the street outside his house or a ball hockey rink that was their neighbourhood. By the age of 10 him and his family moved to Russia due to his mother receiving a job offer. He was furious about leaving his home in Canada and refused to go since he wanted to learn how to skate. His mother promised that he could learn how to skate in Russia and was then forced to leave.

Russia

Once in Russia and with his sister gone to Europe, his mother was worried about how he would adjust to the new language and culture in Russia but was hoping it would work out. His mother also signed him up for figure skating once they got to Russia as he had requested. His mother had thought he wanted it so that he would have something to do but he really only wanted to do this so he could learn how to skate so that he could play hockey. He became an excellent figure skater and was passionate about skating. He joined a junior league team in his town without his mother knowing and he became his teams top goal scorer. For the next few years he continued to play for the same team and continued to grow as a player without his mother ever noticing due to being busy with her new job. On the other side of things, he wasn't doing so well at school. He spent most of his time playing hockey  so he didn't do so well at his school. His mother never knew why he was struggling so hard. She assumed it was due to the language barrier so she took him back to Canada so he could study.

Back In Canada

Back in Canada he was back in school and playing hockey for a different team. All he wanted to do was play hockey, so he made a choice to focus on that. Without telling his mother he began to skip school. At the age of 14 he would tell his mother he was leaving to school but wait behind his house until she left for work. Once she left he would sneak back into the house to grab his hockey gear from his basement. He would then bike to his local ice rink and try to use a portion of the ice to practice on. Usually there would be teams practicing and would not let him use the ice. He would have to go to the ball hockey rink which he used to play in when he was little. He would practice shooting at a net for hours here since he couldn't work with other players or even skate. This went on for a whole year before his mother found out. He was yelled at for hours and his mother was extremely angry. She refused to let him drop out of school especially for hockey. A sport that she despised. After weeks and weeks of convincing, she gave in. She let him drop out and play hockey. Although she said if he gets hurt even once she would make him quit and go back to school. She expected him to make hockey his career if he was going to give up his education for it.

His Career

Now at the age of 15 he would wake up at 6:00 in the morning every day and practice hockey. This wasn't an easy task for him though. He was unmotivated at some points and wanted to quit. He then remembered that this was his only option since he has dropped out of school and made a promise to his mother. Other than training on his own he joined a local hockey league and became the star player for his team. His teammates slowly began to despise him because his coach favoured him over others due to his goal scoring ability. He also never passed the puck. He had passed the puck 5 times all season and 3 of those times were passes to himself off of the boards. Due to this he was often bullied by his teammates and given less passes and opportunities. Due to this reason he became frustrated with playing hockey since he would come on for a shift and just skate around tapping his stick for a pass but never got one. He realised he would have to change the way he played the game if he wanted to continue to play with a team. He then started passing the puck to his teammates. Since he became a team player, his teammates started to pass to him as well. The team he played for became one of the best in the league due to their teamwork and Dil was a major part of that success. He played on this team for the rest of the year until he turned 16 and was contacted by the intergalactic-starlord himself. (Jubo07) He signed a contract and became a member of the Las Vegas Aces in the VHLM. 

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1) I'll be doing my first Mock Draft for the Season 64 Draft this coming week. Based on the VHL season so far, which team do you think will hold the first overall pick in that draft?

I think Davos will hold the first selection

2) There's been a lot of VHLM trades happening recently, are you surprised by how many trades there have been this early in the season?

Yeah to be honest the season is still early and we have seen a bunch of trades.

3) About a third of the way through the season, who would you say has been the VHLM's MVP?

Brick Wahl 100%

4) Which other VHLM player would you consider to be your closest rival?

The net

5) Play the role of GM of your team, who is the one player on another VHLM franchise that you try to bring in?

Nathan mackinnon 100%

6) How do you feel about your current TPE levels? 

 I’m still new to the league and have just figured out how to earn tpe so hopefully I can grow from where I am now.

5-1 halifax

Hey, it’s ya boy. I play in the VHLM for the Las Vegas Aces. I’m gonna talk about my first impressions about the league...

So far it’s honestly been great. At first I was confused on how to make my player better but with the help of my teammates and the Inter-Galactic Starlord (Jubo07) I have gotten the hang of it. Mostly.

Other than the mechanics I’m impressed with the community (and lack of Canucks fans). Not many good hockey communities like this out there and I really appreciate this being there for me to spam my memes and be the weird kid I am.

I think I should also address my goals. I think my main focus is to establish myself as a reliable goal producer in the league. I would like to also be helpful in the d-zone and be defensively responsible and not just pounding pucks at the net.

Thats about it, ya boi Dil tuning out.

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