Dil

https://imgur.com/a/2cEzpGw

 

 

Part I - Pick em' (Pick the correct winners of all three games for 2 TPE)

Game 5 - Ottawa Lynx @ Saskatoon Wild 

Game 6 - Saskatoon Wild @  Ottawa Lynx

Game 7 - Ottawa Lynx @ Saskatoon Wild NO GAME

 

Part II - Predict the Score (Predict the correct score and winner of this game for 3 TPE)

Game 5 - Ottawa Lynx @ Saskatoon Wild

 

3 - 1 Ottawa 

 

Part III - Player Predictions (Predict the correct player for each category, 1 TPE for each correct answer)

Series leader in points: Gebauer 
Series leader in goals: Elias Dahlberg

Series leader in assists: Gebauer 

 

Done (btw some of them got removed)

3 hours ago, Banackock said:

1. Trump and Trudeau have been summoned to fight to the death. Who wins and what's their weapon of choice? Please make me laugh.

2. What stinks when living and smells good when dead? (riddle time, baby)

3. What is your favourite sport? Who is your favourite team? 

4. Fuck one, kill one, marry one - GO! (Blake Lively, Beyonce, Margot Robbie). Google, em.

5. If you could invent something right now, what would your beautiful inventions be?

 

@DilIsPickle

Oh boy...

 

1. Trudeau chooses Syrian refugees and trump chooses Nikolas Cruz......... no one wins

 

2. My dad said this one to me, A PIG

 

3. Hockey. VANCOUVER CANUCKS

 

4. Fuck Margot Robbie, Marry Blake Lively, kill Beyoncé

 

5. A meme machine. No explanation necessary 

2

Why hello there I’m back for my weekly round of 2 tpe.

 

ahem so let’s get started. What I will be talking about today is a topic very dear to me, memes.

 

*Oh boy not this shit again*

 

I think memes should be accepted as graphics for 6 tpe. They say a picture says 1000 words. Well a meme says 10000. Memes and shit posting are what the internet is made up of. If not for memes Facebook and Instagram would be dead. Not to mention @pennypenny would not even be alive. Memes are honestly worth more than a mere 6 tpe but we can settle at 6. Memes take just as much time as a graphic but they have meaning. Regular people can not understand what memes are actually saying. Memes have multiple meanings, hidden messages, answers to the worlds unasnwered questions, and much more. So I think it’s time we stop the segregation of memers and allow for us to claim 6 tpe for an original vhl related meme for our point task.

On 11/29/2018 at 7:00 PM, Banackock said:

1. How happy are you with your season thus far?

2. Where do you see yourself at this time next season?

3. Second favorite VHL player?

4. Where would you like to play in the VHL?

5. Who wins the championships in VHL/VHLM this season?

 

 

1. Unfortunately we lost in the first round but it was a fun season

 

2. Hopefully standing over Dahlbergs dead body

 

3. My father Robert Malenko

 

4. Anywhere to be honest I don’t mind

 

5. Unfortunately Ottawa 

3. Hopefully early second round

 

4. It is a great place since I get to post memes and shit post and most people don’t seem to care

 

5. Ew no VHL only

https://imgur.com/a/Kjn3un1

 

fucking only lets me upload 0.22mb image size

Diljodh

Right Wing

goals

points

I have let you down my fellow aces... my apologies 

@Esso2264 I did the best I could but it’s still bad  

Let’s do this thing ;>

1S345434HA768542E

$5

 

Doubles Week

1 hour ago, SlapshotDragon said:

1. What VHL Team would you like to be drafted by?

I don’t mind who I am drafted by to be honest. I’m willing to play anywhere.

1 hour ago, SlapshotDragon said:

2. Favourite VHL Player?

Jasper Conmore

1 hour ago, SlapshotDragon said:

3. Favourite NHL Player?

Either Elias Pettersson or Steven Stamkos

1 hour ago, SlapshotDragon said:

4. Name two VHLM wingers you would want on a line with you.

Well I am a winger myself so if you mean centre... 100% Ylonen

1 hour ago, SlapshotDragon said:

5. Any pregame rituals?

Burn a picture of @StamkosFan

On 11/24/2018 at 11:38 AM, Exlaxchronicles said:

1. What attracted you to this game, and do you plan on sticking it out for the long haul?

 

It’s really active and there’s tons of things to do and ways things will work out. And yes I do plan on sticking around for a long time.

On 11/24/2018 at 11:38 AM, Exlaxchronicles said:

2. Roughly, how many TPE do you think your player will earn by the time they retire?

Not a clue. Hopefully I can get up there before he retires.

On 11/24/2018 at 11:38 AM, Exlaxchronicles said:

3. Have you played any form of hockey in real life?

 

I have played ice in the past and a lot of ball hockey currently.

On 11/24/2018 at 11:38 AM, Exlaxchronicles said:

4. What VHL team do you most want to play for?

 

There isn’t a certain team I want to play for I’m willing to play anywhere.

On 11/24/2018 at 11:38 AM, Exlaxchronicles said:

5. What do you consider to be your areas you need to work on?

Dicipline and strength. Those too are lacking quite a bit currently.

:o I love it @Esso2264

+2

On 11/24/2018 at 9:08 PM, McWolf said:

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These questions count as regular press conference questions. You can answer 3 of them for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE, but you can't gain more than 2 TPE a week from press conferences, meaning you can't answer these questions if you have already claimed 2 TPE for other press conferences. You could always come back earlier next week to answer these questions, however.

 

On 11/24/2018 at 9:08 PM, McWolf said:

1. This season's Themed Point Task had you write or make a graphic about the upcoming Sponsor's Shield Tournament and the brands that will compete in it. 
(if you are associated with a brand) Which brand do you think has the best roster?
(if you are not associated with a brand) Which brand would you like to represent?

Netflex of course ;>

On 11/24/2018 at 9:08 PM, McWolf said:

2. What would you like next season's theme to be?

Hmm... how about... PICKLES

On 11/24/2018 at 9:08 PM, McWolf said:

3. Who has your vote for the VHLM's MVP so far in this season?

Probably Elias Dahlberg so far. The guy is insane

On 11/24/2018 at 9:08 PM, McWolf said:

 

4. If you had the choice between every job possible in the league, which one would you do? (you can say none if you want to only be a player, it is fine)

I’d like to be a GM at some point because I like playing GM mode on the NHL games and over here all the players are real people so it’ll be more interactive and fun.

On 11/24/2018 at 9:08 PM, McWolf said:

 

5. I am going to release a mock draft early next week. Let's put you up with the same task; who will be the first 4 picks of the draft?
1st pick (DAV)
2nd pick (NYA)

3rd pick (HSK)
4th pick (NYA from TOR)
 

Well I posted a whole mock draft but...

 

1. Elias Dahlberg

2. Mark Gebauer

3. Ryan Sullivan Jr.

4. Ryan Zabby

On 11/24/2018 at 9:08 PM, McWolf said:

6. Do you read the weekly Newsletter? Is this stuff interesting for you?

I do read it so I know what’s going on in the league with events and what not.

Wild 4-3

213 - Saskatoon

214 - Ottawa

215 - Las Vegas

216 - Yukon

Okay so I’m really stupid.

 

I was unaware there are 8 vhl teams I assumed there were 6. I also would like to redo it since I rushed it last time and I had a lot of stuff I wanted to change in after I posted it. I thought I would just make a whole new ranking instead of editing it.

 

1. Elias Dahlberg - LW - 177 TPE - OTT @Nykonax

6’3” | 196lbs

 

If you want a high scoring player but are willing to deal with him being a cocky son of a b*tch, Elias Dahlberg is your guy. I had him 2nd last time and after looking over the rankings again I would much rather have him at 1st overall then 2nd. Also 50 goals so far... holy sh*t.

 

ACTUAL VHL DRAFT RANKING: 4th overall

OLD MOCK DRAFT RANKING: 2nd overall

 

2. Mark Gebauer - C - 168 TPE - SSK @Sova

6’5” | 180lbs

 

Wtfrick... Don’t listen to this guy! How are you gonna completely disregard someone and then put them 2nd overall in the draft the next time. No excuses from my part I’m a bit dumb. I completely disregarded however after looking over I realized that not only does he already have lots of tpe but he is very active meaning hopefully he can continue to gain TPE near this rate he can be an impact player for hopefully a long time.

 

ACTUAL VHL DRAFT RANKING: 6th overall

OLD MOCK DRAFT RANKING: unranked

 

3. Ryan Sullivan Jr. - D - 219 TPE - YUK @Advantage

6’6” | 220lbs

 

Dropping him down to third this time. After taking a bit longer, I realized Elias Dahlberg would be a better pick. Although he has more TPE than Elias, he seems to claiming 5 Tpe per week. Although he might be the best pick for someone right now, long term I would not put him at 1st Overall or 2nd Overall.

 

ACTUAL VHL DRAFT RANKING: 1st overall

OLD MOCK DRAFT RANKING: 1st overall

 

4.  Ryan Zabby - C - 174 TPE - YUK @RyanZabby

6’8” | 140lbs

 

Gonna plop this guy right here. I think I’m satisfied with this guy being at fourth overall. Again this guy is a god damn twig. How are you gonna be 6’8” and 140lbs Jesus Christ. Anyways, he is a solid player with very good offensive stats and great shooting.

 

ACTUAL VHL DRAFT RANKING: 3rd overall

OLD MOCK DRAFT RANKING: 4th overall

 

5. Brick Wahl - G - 181 TPE - SSK @BladeMaiden

6’7” | 247lbs

 

5th overall again for the great Wahl of Canada. I honestly think he could get picked higher if there was a team who wanted a goalie. Brick is clearly the best tendy in the draft and possibly one of the best players in general. Easily top 3 but at 5th due to their position.

 

ACTUAL VHL DRAFT RANKING: 2nd overall

OLD MOCK DRAFT RANKING: 5th overall

 

6. Piotr Jerwa - D - 169 TPE - SSK @majesiu

6’3” | 218lbs

 

At 6th again. A very solid defence man who is an absolute threat in the offensive zone. Let me tell you if this guy becomes active after his draft he can probably end up being one of the best players in the draft. Very good player who can be great with activity.

 

ACTUAL VHL DRAFT RANKING: 5th overall

OLD MOCK DRAFT RANKING: 6th overall

 

7. Joel Ylonen - C - 158 TPE - LVA @Esso2264

6’1” | 187lbs

 

Solid player who was ranked a bit to high to be honest. Compared to the other great players in this draft I think Ylonen matches up just fine. He is still very active unlike some players who are intended to get drafted early. Good stats and not to mention he’s the best bench gate opener on the planet. ;> 

 

ACTUAL VHL DRAFT RANKING: 8th overall

OLD MOCK DRAFT RANKING: 3rd overall

 

8. John Madden - RW - 142 TPE - HFX @Thranduil

6’2” | 207lbs

 

:< unfortunately I gotta puy this guy here. He’s good yatata solid player blah blah blah- but diljodh is obviously the superior right wing right? No but seriously best right wing in draft. He is very active and knows what he’s doing. He has pretty good stats and has been quite consistent.  

 

ACTUAL VHL DRAFT RANKING: 10th overall

OLD MOCK DRAFT RANKING: unranked

 

 

 

And there we go. A better mock draft than the one I put out earlier. First 8 picks of the draft in my opinion.

Love it

Alrighty I’m gonna do a quick mock draft. (First 6 Picks

 

Dont hate me this is my opinion.

 

1.  Ryan Sullivan Jr. @Advantage

D |6’6”|220lb|YUK

 

Almost a no brainer at this point Ryan Sullivan Jr. is going 1st overal. He’s been leading the draft class since I’ve joined (and probably earlier) and there was not many close to him. He’s a big kid weighing 220lb at 6’6”. He’s a forced to be reckoned with on the ice. He has 80 skating already which is absurd. He has excellent passing and amazing defensive abilities. Top of my list no doubt.

 

ACTUAL RANKING: 1

 

2. Elias Dahlberg @Nykonax

LW|6’3”|196lb|OTT

 

Damn this can f*cking shoot. He’s top of the league in goals for a reason. Other than that he is also second in points. He’s speedy, tough, and has a great defensive ability. You could probably not go wrong picking him at 1st but we have him here at 2nd.

 

ACTUAL RANKING: 6

 

3. Joel Ylonen @Esso2264

C|6’1”|187lb|LVA

 

Call me biased since he’s my teammate but he’s one heck of a player. Good skating, great passing, decent shot, and good defensive ability. Put him up this high due to activity. Other people in his position seem to only be claiming welfare or either quite away down when comparing TPE. Solid pick at 3rd.

 

ACTUAL RANKING: 7

 

 

4. Ryan Zabby @RyanZabby

C|6’8”|140lb|YUK

 

Ignoring the fact this guy is a f*cking twig,(Jesus 240lb at 6’8”) he is a solid center. He is racking up points like there’s no tomorrow. He’s fast, good scoring, good play making, and a great defensive ability. He has dropped down the rankings due to only claiming a little tpe in the last few weeks compared to others expected to go in the first round of the draft.

 

ACTUAL RANKING: 3

 

5. Brick Wahl @BladeMaiden

G|6’7”|247lb|SSK

 

One heck of a goalie. Definitely best goalie in this draft. Wahl has proven he is an absolute tank and a snipers worst nightmare. Only reason they have dropped so far down is due to their position. 

 

ACTUAL RANKING: 2

 

6. Piotr Jerwa @majesiu

D|6’3”|218lb|SSK

 

A solid defenceman who is an offensive threat. This kid can absolutely rip the puck aswell as send a beauty of a pass. Not only that he has probably one of the best defensive abilities in this defensively packed draft class. Reason for the drop in ranking is inactivity and not claiming TPE very actively compared to other players.

 

ACTUAL RANKING: 4

 

Again please no hate this is my opinion on who I would pick in which order. Obviously teams who pick in certain positions have different needs. This is just my opinion. If you would like to rearrange this to away you think is better, please feel free to!

 

 

 

 

 

4 hours ago, oilmandan said:

1. How did you enjoy the World Juniors? Did your team do as well as expected?

 

2. Your GM guided Canada to another gold medal. Can he do the same with Vegas in the VHLM playoffs?

 

3. Which of your Vegas teammates do you hope to play with in the VHL?

 

4. Vegas just added another solid forward with lots of upside. Can Fizzlebeef be missing piece thr Aces need to make a long playoff run?

 

5. Who would you pick as team MVP right now?

1. I think it was a really good showcase of talent I’m looking forward to it next year.

 

2. Hell yeah! The intergalactic starlord is best gm 

 

3. @Esso2264 don’t leave me daddy

 

4. Hell yeah! Let’s get this!

 

5. Probably Randoms in my opinion.