flan

1. Many people have predicted us to do poorly, what do you have to say to them?
dude, all me.
2. What do you think of the STHS scheduling (playing sask 10/14 games)
LMFAO we fucked them over tho. I bet they are crying.
3. Jack Lynch is leading the league in points. Did you expect to see him there?
Naah, i should be there but it's rigged obviously.
4. What are you planning on improving for your player?
Durability
5. Who's your favourite NHL team?
Windsor Spitfires
6. What's your favourite meme?
Nykonax

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Interviewer: We're here with Srraxxarrakex who signed a couple of weeks ago with the Ottawa Lynx. We have not talked to him yet, but we get an opportunity to talk to him here.
Srraxxarrakex, how are you feeling today?
 
*Srraxxarrakex speaks*
 
Translator: He said that it's been nice here in Ottawa and he's excited to get the season started.
 
Interviewer: Okay. The fans are wondering why you signed in Ottawa. What do you say about that?
 
*Srraxxarrakex speaks*
 
Translator: He said that he's always heard about Canada from his parents. He's a huge fan of his dad even though he didn't have a great VHL career. He also said that he knows that the fans will prefer to watch the Lynx instead of Senators because they do not have Melnyk running the team.
 
Interviewer: *laughs* That's great to hear. I hope you enjoy Ottawa. Do you have anything to say to your fans?
 
*Srraxxarrakex speaks*
 
Translator: He said that I hope the fans in Japan cheers him on and that he hopes that he will get new fans in North America as well.
 
Interviewer: Thank you for the interview

1. For those of you who were just drafted, were you suprised when the Lynx drafted you?
yes, very surprised. wtf is this. 
 
2. For those of you who weren't just drafted, are you happy with your new teammates?
hell naw. i'm playin with scrubs, especially kyl
 
3. If you didn't play for Ottawa who would you want to play for?
with team trash.
 
4. Who's your favourite GM, me or esso? (There's a right answer)
none of you.

5. What expectations for your player do you have this season?
derek pouliot
 
6. If you haven't been drafted to the VHL, where do you think you'll be picked. If you have been drafted, are you happy with where you've been drafted?
i woulda been undrafted just like i am now.

7. Bacon or Sausages and why? 
broccoli because it's healthy.
 

Player Information
Username: O4L
Player Name: Hiromu Takahashi
Recruited From: Member (Kylrad)
Age: 18
Position: D
Height: 67 in.
Weight: 194 lbs.
Birthplace: Japan

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Player Information
Username: gorlab
Player Name: Jet Jaguar
Recruited From: Member (Kylrad)
Age: 27
Position: C
Height: 75 in.
Weight: 211 lbs.
Birthplace: Ukraine

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Player Information
Username: xDParK
Player Name: Chico Smeb
Recruited From: Other (recreate)
Age: 18
Position: LW
Height: 75 in.
Weight: 220 lbs.
Birthplace: South Korea

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Player Information
Username: flan
Player Name: Srraxxarrakex II
Recruited From: Member (Kylrad)
Age: 18
Position: D
Height: 74 in.
Weight: 194 lbs.
Birthplace: Japan

Player Page
@VHLM GM

lol jk. ok i sign.

ur pitch sucks

lol jk. ok i sign.

ur pitch sucks