zepheter

1. What do you think of our starting roster this season? We're absolutely loaded. CUP SZN! 2. Did you play in any offseason tournaments and if so, how did you do? Nope, just made this player. 3. Which of your teammates are you most excited to play with this season? Can't really say anybody in specific. Lots of great people on this team. Wouldn't be fair to only pick one. 4. A new rule change was announced capping how many seasons you can spend in the VHLM before being moved up to the VHLE. 4 seasons after your draft. Do you like this rule change? I think it's fair, but I could understand why someone who wants to spend every season in the M might not be pleased. Not the end of the world though. 5. Your player is approached for a brand deal. What is if for and do they take it? Anything that supports the destruction of Simon. I'm all ears. They wouldn't dare deny me. 6. Have you personally ever won a trophy or medal? If so, what was it for? Not yet, but best believe the trophy cabinet will be jam packed when it's all said and done.

Thanks everyone, but I must take this time to focus on making Simon pay for his mistakes...

Player Information Username: zepheter Player Name: Simons Worst Nightmare Recruited From: Returning Age: 21 Position: D Height: 75 in. Weight: 200 lbs. Birthplace: Barbados Player Page @VHLM GM

Hell yeah it's a blast every time! Hopefully next time around works out better.

G - Oskar Lindbergh @LastOneUp

Damn you

F - Florida Man @leandrofg Last pick Lachlan Summers if available.

D - Brian Kowalski @LastOneUp Queue up Florida Man and Lachlan Summers. If they’re available when it’s my turn just skip my time.

Actually had some time to make a pick lol. D - AK92 Wit Da Hoodie @leandrofg if I’m not back in time go with Brian Kowalski, Florida Man then Lachlan Summers (Davos goalie if I spelled it wrong)

F - Sirsvaldis Misglaskems @LastOneUp My next two picks are Florida man and the Davos goalie in that order. If both are available feel free to skip my pick time.

I’m out of the country so it’s gonna be tough keeping up with this. F - Landon Wolanin @leandrofg if I don’t answer in time, pls assume my pick would be Sirsvaldis Misglaskems, Leandro Goncalves, Igor Molotov, or Jake Thunder in that order. Thanks!

1. Today is VHL Draft Day! What did you think about the prospect/scouting experience during your draft season personally? Nothing special about it. One GM actually spoke to me. The GM that drafted me never said a word, but it all worked out in the end. 2. What is one piece of advice you have for tonight’s draftees? One (or more) rough season(s) doesn’t always mean you will be bad forever. Anything can happen in this league. It’s all about being at the right place at the right time. 3. Are you a part of any offseason tournaments at the moment (whether it be player or GM)? I used to get into all of that, but I’m basically just a clicker and a locker room guy at this point. Don't plan on being involved in all of that anymore. 4. Which Davos player do you think has the best chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse and why? I believe the better question is “which player and why is it Florida Man?” Florida men find ways to overcome the odds regardless of the circumstances. 5. Have you ever met a pro hockey player before? If so, who was it? Very briefly met Kane and Toews as they were leaving the United Center over ten years ago. It was surreal and it sucks I was so young. There’s so much more I would have said in that moment. 6. If you follow March Madness, who do you predict to win the whole tournament? I’ve been backing FAU for a decent amount of this tournament. They have some dawgs on that team. I wouldn’t be surprised if they won it all.

You probably hate me at this point , but I claimed 10 experience through the player store and it was approved as TPE instead of going into the experience stat.

Hi again. I guess I purchased Still Kicking twice and both were approved. Not sure the depreciation was impacted twice, but I lost some store money. Any chance I could get that refunded? Thanks

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1: How many games do you think our first series will be? I predict 6. I think it will be a tight series. Maybe one blowout win where our offense explodes. Hopefully that’s not just me being optimistic. 2: Which player on Davos do you think would win an arm wrestling tournament? Me by a landslide. After all I’m a Florida man. 3: What is your players nickname? I don’t really have one, but I know it’s not Mansy so don’t call me that. Let’s go with Flo. 4: Which teammate do you expect will lead us in points at the end of our playoff run? Hard to say. Maybe Mitchell or Jones. Knowing how great Booberry is he might carry us on offense too. 5: Which NHL player's jersey would you want to get as a gift? I already have plenty of his jerseys, but I’d like a Kane Rangers jersey. I’m a Hawks fan just trying to find something to cheer for. That jersey is so nice with the 88 popping off the back. Gonna get that one whenever they start selling it. 6: Who is your favorite NHL defender? Has to be Hedman. The finesse he has for someone that size is unmatched. To have the ability to utilize his frame to produce in both ends of the ice is so rare. He’s your prototypical chel Be-A-Pro defenseman that can do it all. So much fun to watch.

1. Righty, but I write and kick lefty. 2. I'm not sure if I would win, but the accuracy shooting event is the best in my opinion. 3. I don't know much about WWE, but I will go with Cena. 4. Calgary. Even though they have smoked me recently, I've been in some epic games with them in both the regular and postseason. 5. Miami because we need a Florida team in the VHL. 8. Not necessarily. You really have to build around someone like that regardless of his talent. I would give the team a three year window to make the playoffs after he is drafted.

I know things didn’t work out as planned, but it was worth a shot. You know I’m always happy to come back if the opportunity presents itself. Sorry I underperformed. Just don’t have the drive to earn much more than the bare minimum anymore.

No sweat. I appreciate you taking the time to explain it to me. Best of luck this season!

Seriously? You can’t approve it because I bought it a couple hours late? I didn’t even know. When I checked the calendar and it said I can’t buy anything AFTER the 9th. You’re kinda screwing me here bro

I meant for this season, but I was confused and was told I can't until next season. I did purchase Jagr for this offseason but it never helped fight depreciation. Any chance that is going to be approved before the season starts?

That makes a lot of sense. Thanks!

I bought Still Kicking but it was never approved. Idk who the store manager is or how to check so how do I go about getting that approved?

Florida Man - Poke Checking

10. What are your thoughts on Seattle calling up Elias Lampi? Well we needed someone to replace DeGroot. It's gonna be tough to replace that production, but I still believe we can make some noise next season. 11. What are your thoughts on Seattle drafting Randy Bobandy 4th overall? I'm stoked! I expect Randy to be a star very soon. 12. What are your thoughts on the Seattle roster heading into the season? We have a good mix of young and old. Even if we struggle right off the bat I think we could push for a playoff spot towards the end of the season. 13. Ash Sparks will be learning behind Dusty Wilson this season. For a first bonding experience, what did the two do together? They got absolutely plastered at a local bar in Seattle. 14. Who, if any, do you think should be team captains this season? Dusty carries us so I'm gonna go with Dusty, Hogan and Chip. Would be pretty cool if I got it, but I just wanna win. Everything else is just a bonus. 15. The Bears got a new team mascot. What is it and what is their name? It's a Florida man. I'm joking, but wouldn't that be great? It's a bear and its name is Grizz because I have no creativity.