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Good because you'll be just out of reach all season

Clearly says fight to a draw. You'll be reaching for the Stars all season... heh

You lost

We're going to win it all

You omitted the best player in this rookie class. I'm not seeing Florida Man.

BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man still hiding the Renaissance Cup In some of the most bizarre couple of weeks, Florida Man led the Stockholm Vikings to their first Renaissance Cup, helped Team USA to win gold, and disappeared with the Renaissance Cup. All while being wanted for armed robbery and escaping his jail cell. There has not been an official statement, but it appears that the Tampa Police Department has called off the search. He has been active on his social media accounts, posting selfies with moneybags. As well as various hype videos for the upcoming VHL season. Sources have informed me that he intends to arrive to training camp on time and in great shape. He is expected to make waves in his rookie season with the Stars and potentially be in the running for the Stolzschweiger Trophy. As of now the Renaissance Cup is still missing. Florida Man has not mentioned anything about it on his socials, but it is believed that he still has it. If you spot the cup, please report it to local authorities. It is an extremely valuable trophy, so expect a reward in return.

I'd like to apply

should've said MAN

1. Season 82 has begun! Any thoughts on our start so far? Not too shabby. Everybody seems to be producing for us so far. It's too early to say how things will play out, but we could be a top team in NA if we keep this up. 2. Which team(s) do you think could surprise this season? I predicted Peace to win the Knight. Toronto might not be looked upon as a top team, but I think they will turn heads this season. Let's see what they do with this four game win streak. 3. Did your player record a goal yet? Sure did. First career goal and it only took four games. 4. Do you prefer to play home games, or games on the road in other cities? There's no place like home. The atmosphere that our fans create is second to none. 5. Tom Brady, an all time GOAT in sports has announced his retirement. Do you think he will ever return for one more year? I seriously doubt it. It would be a massive win if the NFL was able to get him involved as a tv personality like the Manning brothers. If he walks away and never works again, that would also not surprise me. 6. Any interest in the Olympics this year? Honestly not as much as in past years. I really wanted to see the NHLers in the olympics, but it is what it is. Still rooting for USA though.

I was trying something new here and I'm not sure I executed it very well. Please let me know if there's anything you would add or change.

You spilled water on my screen wtf

D(y/i)l Dynasty Pt. 2 (I'm applying)

i miss gogan

D - Biggie Cheese G - Cole Pearce @samx

F - Nezuko F - Maximus Decimus Meridius @samx

F - Florida Man D - Hulk Hogan 2 @samx

No matter what I do the background is white. Not really sure why

BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man escapes jail, dominates WJC, steals Renaissance Cup To say the least, it has been a very busy week for Florida Man. It didn't take long for him to escape after he was arrested for assisting in armed robbery. One night behind bars was all she wrote, as Florida Man found himself on a flight to meet up with his fellow American teammates at the World Junior Championship the next morning. Man was simply dominant, leading the entire tournament with 12 goals, 25 points, 103 shots and no penalty minutes in just 10 games. Notably scoring the golden goal in overtime against Team Europe last night. While we thought he was celebrating the win with his team, he did a total 180 and took a flight to Stockholm to pay another visit to the Renaissance Cup. Somehow, he managed to get so intoxicated that he stripped down to his crocs, took the Renaissance Cup and left! Nobody has seen him since, but LA Stars training camp starts tomorrow, so you should expect him to turn up sooner or later. His availability for the start of the season is still in question because of his legal trouble. It is only a matter of time before this situation is solved. I expect the outcome to be as whacky as the past several days have been. Just know there is drama in the forecast, so look forward to more in the near future. Source:

1. The S82 VHL Draft has come and gone. What surprised you in this draft? I didn't go into it with any expectations, but it looks like we got a good prospect in DB III. I think Jay Saucey could be a steal for us. 2. Free agency opens this week! Anyone you'd like to see the Stars target? Get Sven Reikkinen if you can afford him. Could be a beast for us. 3. What is your favorite point task to do? Definitely graphics. I'm not great at writing so I use graphics to showcase my creativity. It's fun looking back at old work to see how much progress I've made. 4. How many points do you expect to score this upcoming season? I don't really have any expectations. I would like to score a goal per game and set the record for points though. 5. What is your favorite jersey in the NHL? I'm a Blackhawks fan. So it has to be the Blackhawks jersey. 6. Do you invest in the stock market or crypto? Yup. Mostly just in Apple, though. From the looks of it, we've all had a rough time with our investments as of late.

Transaction ID: 20907548669736914 Doubles Week 5 Uncapped $1M Player Cash

USA on top

greetings

BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man arrested for armed robbery in the Tampa Bay area Thursday morning we found out that soon-to-be Victory Hockey League forward Florida Man was involved in multiple robberies in downtown Tampa and St. Petersburg, Florida. While details are limited, there appear to be five suspects involved, all heavily armed and dangerous. After leaving Florida Man behind at the second location, they fled the scene with a potential take of $4 Million in cash between the two stops. Their whereabouts are still unknown, but the authorities are diligently searching for any clues that could lead them to the perpetrators. The Tampa Police Department has informed all residents to stay off the streets and in the safety of their homes. It's hard to understand why Florida Man would get himself involved in all of this when he can easily get by on his multi-million dollar contract with the Los Angeles Stars. With the offseason just starting this gives the team some time to handle the situation, but you have to wonder how they expect him to be available for the upcoming season with such heavy duty charges coming his way. When more information is made public, I will be here to keep you in the loop. For now, stay safe and cancel any orders for Florida Man jerseys while you still can!