Hogan

dont fucking copy me ps. i dont like you

Review: I really like this infographic kind of graphic. It's a pretty simple one but its nice as it shows new players and members. The longer I look at this sig the more I notice. You did a great job at adding the A and especially the numbers, they really wrap around the players arm and look realistic. The shadow is also a really nice touch. 8/10 Also gretzky didnt lift the puck the guy isnt even top 5 best players all time he just skated in and shot to the right a little because the goalies were busy praciting being those guys infront of the royal palace and standing still fucking squids.

1. Goodbye Z have fun. This new guy keeps following me everywhere. 2. EASY 5 GAMES. Then an easy cup brother mark my words. 3. Hogan's got the playoff mustache reaching down to his nipples brother. 4. Havent been here long but the lockerrooms really good and active. Just like it was 14 seasons ago. 5. Hogan, unless I dont play here. 6. Either last in the league or cup repeat. No inbetween.

Claim 2

HIRE ME

@Enoramadc fucking sucks u run a poverty franchise and ur going nowhere L

@Spartan

Unlike every other VHLM player, Hulk Hogan 2 was not the product of two parents, but instead the product of a lab. A large group of scientists have been studying the league for the past 25 seasons with one goal, to create the ultimate VHL player. They were looking for the best, the toughest, the fastest and the perfect candidate to improve and clone so that they could create the best player this league has ever seen. They had found who they needed to copy, none other than Hulk Hogan. The four time cup winner and all around stud defensemen. All they needed was a few DNA samples from Hogan, which wouldn't be too hard to come across. Every November Hogan shaves his mustache and sells the hairs individually for charity. Luckily for the scientists, multiple fans across the league were ready to ship out their samples so they could witness their hero play once again. After receiving the hair follicles they realized they didn't have enough, they would be needing a spit sample. They searched for seasons to no avail, they only had one option, to ask Hogan himself. Despite what the scientists feared, Hogan loved the idea. He immediately flew down to the lab and starting spitting like crazy. The final part of the plan was complete, they could create the greatest player ever. "Hey brothers, I have a suggestion" mentioned Hogan as the scientists put their plan into place. "What is it my lord?" Replied the head scientist. "Make him 6'8 and 250 pounds of pure muscle brother" Hogan told them, as a smirk appeared across his face. Hulk Hogan 2 was born at the age of 15, already reaching his biggest size. He had the hockey skills of his creator, Hulk Hogan. Nothing could stop him. In his first year alive, he played college hockey where he put up 142 points in 28 games, a new record, beating the previous holder by 26 points in 20 less games. Hulk Hogan 2 decided this was too easy, he needed to move onto something more challenging, the VHLM. He signed with the Mississauga Hounds, where the original Hogan played. Now in the start of the playoffs, Hogan looks to win a cup before one more VHLM season, then moving onto the big leagues where he continue the legacy of the Hogan name after the son of Hogan failed. Hulk Hogan 2 is Hulk Hogan's real kid.

Review: This really screams Riga Reign, and does a great job at it. From the jersey swap, to the green specks and the orange at the bottom of the letters everything is well done. But as the great Enorama would say "GET THE HIPS OUT". I think maybe making the render slightly bigger would make it look nice, and would also help the logo on the jersey appear as a centerpiece instead of just a good swap. Overall really solid, haven't seen a whole lot like it recently and I really like it. 9.5/10

I actually really like this as a simple sig. The use of the smoke is pretty cool as it goes from darker to eventually a white that matches the players jersey and blends with him. The logo swap is done very well too. There's nothing much I'd change as its rather simplistic. You could potentially change the size of the render but other than that it's solid. 9/10

1. Well I played 3 games of it, but once a winner always a winner I guess. 2. Ooh easy final brother. And I wanna face the bitches on Miami to see them cry brother. 3. Ooh brother Hulkamania is ready to run wild no matter where I go. 4. Eh, Hogan better. 5. Minion so inspirational brother. Ooh grest leader oooh. 6. Expected

Teams should be allowed to take in players if they're not in the playoffs. You should not need to sign a 3 year deal. The league is FLAWED and should change

The Tanky Story Everybody has a point in their career where they start thinking of their next player. Huge aspirations usually come out of this, a max earner, a cup winner, a hall of famer. Or in my case, the biggest goon the league has ever seen. Tanky. I'm not sure when the original idea of Tanky "Mctankface" was born but it was most likely around half-way through my first player, Hulk Hogan's career. The very first mention of Tanky on the forums was in June 2020, but I'm sure the idea was already in my mind before that. Up to that point Hogan had been a solid player with the Bears but I was finalizing what my final build would look like and was reaching sort of a boring point in my career. Luckily, the Seattle environment is outstanding with the people there and they managed to keep me updating and active every week. Around my 6th season of Hogan I pretty much dropped all forum activity, only getting my TPE then going over to discord to talk there. That was the point where I looked forward the most to Tanky. My final season of the VHL I had already decided to take a little break for the league after I retired Hogan. Seattle knew this, I had told them my idea was to retire, take a one or two month break and return on Christmas, to be the greatest gift of them all. The league however, did not know this. I had announced I would retire if Hogan did not win his fifth cup, which he didn't. That day I retired. It was a great run in Seattle. I won four cups and ended up with the second most points among my entire class. Pretty good for a meme creation that ended up with 1500 tpe. I would still occasionally check in on the league just to see what was happening. I had random accounts in the discord and I'd log onto them occasionally or check the forums in incognito mode. That was all fine until one day I accidently logged onto my actual account. I figured I needed a way to explain this so I did the only way I know how. @ing members. I asked everyone league wide how to stop getting emails (as I was getting them every single time somebody created). I figured that was a good enough excuse as to why I logged in. By the end of November I figured I'd leave a little hint, joining the discord as user 2525252525 to signify my return on the 25th of December. Some people thought it meant I'd return in 25 days, December 18th, but when that day passed people realized it was Christmas. On Christmas day Santa delivered the greatest gift in centuries when the greatest to ever do it returned. I created Tanky. After that I started to "earn TPE" with a mix of welfare, 12 cap weeks and sometimes just forgetting to update completely. In no way is this meant to be a knock towards welfare players, but it's just not who I am. Tanky was drafted to Minnesota, where he was immediately flipped to Saskatoon for Logan Moore a second. Tanky's two seasons in Saskatoon were what I hoped would be a glimpse into the future, but turned out to be the highlights of his career. In Tanky's second season he was named captain of the Saskatoon Wild. A great honour. According to the portal, Tanky holds the record for third most hits in a VHLM season and is the record holder for penalty minutes with both the first and second spot on the list. "With the 35th pick in the season 77 draft the New York Americans are not proud to select from the Saskatoon Wild, Tanky." Tanky's two VHL seasons weren't great, or good. With a total of 20 points in 144 games Tanky lacked in the offensive zone, which was expected. His greatest qualities should've been in fighting and hitting, except he only had 9 career fights and 348 hits (a pretty good number for an average player but not for one with 99 checking.) I really didn't want to play two seasons with New York, asking for a trade and even to just be benched if one couldn't be made. I didn't want to drag my teammates down any more than one season, as I originally planned to move teams constantly. During Tanky's second season the trade deadline passed, marking the prime time to create a player. I decided to put down my creation so I could return to what I once was. I created Hulk Hogan 2. I want to end this main part by apologizing to the players of New York. It's hard to know how much I dragged them down, but with constant penalty minutes its safe to say a decent amount. I really wished I didn't have to spend both seasons there and bring everyone down. With that being said, I see a very good future in that team. There's a lot of young players in New York who may not be seeing success right now, but with everyone updating and working together I'm sure that team will. Specifically this apology goes out to Tate, who to this day I've never done a single good thing for. One day I promise you brother we will be the greatest one two punch in the league. And now I move onto Hulk Hogan 2, a player who I will update more on, and a player I will be genuinely good with now that I know what I'm doing. And a player who will follow the original Hogan into the hearts of millions of fans and the Hall of Fame. Tanky may not have ended how I wanted it, but it happened. To everyone who said Tanky would never make it, or that I'd reroll, fuck you. Hulkamania lives on brother brother and I'll see your asses crying on the opposing bench when I was 4 more cups ooh yeah. more than 1000 wrods

Shut up

I am stepping down from being the VHL's hottest, funniest and most successful member. It was a great 14 season run and I met tons of great people but I'm sorry I cannot continue, I will continue to be active, but will not maintain my position.

Over 10 seasons ago, Hulk Hogan was drafted 26th overall to the Mississauga Hounds, beginning an outstanding career. After an impressive VHLM year, winning multiple defensemen trophies Hogan moved onto the big leagues to join the Seattle Bears. Hogan finished his hall of fame career with four Continental Cups surrounded by great teammates and friends. 13 Seasons later Hulk Hogan 2 has emerged. As a direct clone of the original Hulk Hogan, he is set to follow a very similar career path to his DNA-attached double. They are nearly mirror images of each other, except for the fact that Hulk Hogan 2 is bigger, stronger, faster and better. Hulk Hogan 2 has his own personal agent in Hulk Hogan who is there to guide him, guaranteeing only the best treatment and success. The way to do this is for Hulk Hogan 2 to sign with the Hounds, which he did. Hogan 2 will be joining the best team in the VHLM this season with players such as Nathanial Minion, Sven Eightnine and so many more forces on the ice. With this core it is UNDENIABLE that Mississauga will be taking home their very first cup, something the original Hulk Hogan couldn't do. Hulk Hogan 2 has requested to send out a personal message to all other VHLM teams; "Ooh brother I'm here to do what the Seattle Bear legend did and more, I'm gonna be the best in the world brother brother, It's me that puts butts in the seats, it's me that puts up 80 assists in a season, and it's me you'll be bowing down to when its all said and done brother." Mississauga is set to move onto the first round of the VHLM playoffs as the favourites following a Prime Minister's cup by winning the most points in the regular season.

Decent little graphic brother brother. I'd immediately recommend making the John Marino render a bit bigger. Personally I like to have my renders facing the direction with the most space of the graphic, meaning John would be either turned or pushed back farther. Other than that, I like the text used as its a variety and I find it fits with the Los Angeles stars logo. Small things could be done to improve this but pretty nice.

8.5/10 Brother brother. This sig reminds me of many across the VHL, it's not a negative thing as they usually look nice, just looks common with other sigs. Look wise, nothing bad with this one. Just a few small things to point out. 1. For me, the text could be a bit lower or in the center, the off slightly down from the middle placement looks a bit off to me. 2. The yellow in the ER. It was the very first thing I had noticed when I clicked on the graphic, Its the only brighter colour that really sticks out to me and I think it would be better if it wasn't there.

btw this is shit as a callback to how bad i was in my early years

now i gotta lsiten to this fuck

1. Hogan 2 is yet to play brother brother. With that in mind hes still the G.O.A.T. 2. Only just learned what that was 5 minutes ago but we already clinched it brother brother. 3. Win a cup or first round exit, in our situation, win a cup. 4. Fuck the VHLE brother. Always move to the big leagues. 5. Decent graphic maker, cannot compare to Gustav gm wise. Sorry brother brother I dont make the rules. 6. Watch the video tapes of the great Hulk Hogan. Guy put up 94 points in the M.

I ACCEPT

Ill actually update sen me some offers bitches

Player Information Username: TXC Player Name: Hulk Hogan 2 Recruited From: Member (HOGAN) Age: 16 Position: D Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Canada Player Page @VHLM GM