gorlab

No. I prefer my sim leaguing to remain an impenetrable embarrassing secret that I guard with my life itself.

I just like calling people busts.

If you're a new gen member and you're mad about this article, you are a confirmed BUST.

oh... your payout post has it listed as Ylonen. My bad.

Should this not be worth 3 tpe? @Bushito Kylrad had the same answers as me too, and is also only @ 2 tpe.

***** NEW QUESTIONS ***** 1. Moscow made some massive waves on the UFA market this off-season acquiring Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen & Gritty. What advice do you have for your new teammates to help them get comfortable playing in Moscow? 2. Raymond Bernard has established himself as Moscow's #1 goaltender. What is your go-to move or shot in a shootout situation against Berny? 3. If you had to pick a single stat to set a goal in for the upcoming season, what would it be? (i.e. 20 goals or 100 hits or 200 shots blocked, etc.) 4. Despite gaining Smitty and Gritty, Moscow lost two regular roster members in Mark Gebauer & Evgeni Komarov. Who do you miss more? Pour out some liquor for both. 5. Which North American conference team do you think will meet Moscow in the S69 Continental Cup finals? 6. Have you joined the NEW Moscow Menace Discord server? If not, please PM gorlab for an invite.

only if you upload as :gorlab:

Salutations VHL, I will be doing a quick and dirty S69 draft review, giving my opinion on which draft picks were well played and which draft picks will backfire on the GM and bust up. I mean no ill-offence or disrespect to anyone in the following commentary. I completely understand not everyone is awake @ degen hours, active on the discord, or a bastard like myself. I may have never even spoken to you before and am calling you a bust in this article. This is a pure opinion piece of an infamous sim league villain/scumbag, so do not take any offence if I think you're a bust. Use it as motivation and prove me wrong and link me this article in 8 months and call me an idiot. I also pay 0 attention to the VHLM, so if you were very active there and tore shit up, I have literally no clue about it. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BUST OR LICK - S69 VHL ENTRY DRAFT ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 1. :pra: Cinnamon Block - I'm thinking I've made a grave mistaken copying all of his pickems/predicts over the past 3 seasons, but with the 1st overall pick, Prague hit a LICK. Established/well known VHLer who has former MVP players built. 2. :dcd: Benny Graves - Anyone of his graphic ability cannot be considered anything besides a LICK. Plus he's staff and an OG/respected VHL member. 3. Guy Saskamoose - I've seen his username before and even remember enjoying some of his content on the forum/discord. However, due to players passed over, Saskamoose is our first BUST. hedgehog was into the mids in a big way here. 4. Soren Jensen - Legendary sim leaguer who wins wherever he goes and has a mastery of sim league mechanics, both 'in-sim' and politically. NYA imo hit the LICK of the draft with this pick. Should be 1st OA imho. 5. RJ Jubis - Seems to be making a name for himself, but the guy has a damn black and white Boston Bruins logo as his avatar. Most boomerish avatar on VHL. Hopefully it's Bushito's irl friend or multi, cuz otherwise I hate to do it to you RJ Jubis cuz your graphics can be lit, but this is a BUST for me. 6. :dcd: Guy Lesieur - Riga made this pick I think and then traded down for 7th oa and two 3rds? DCD must see something in him I don't, because the unimaginative username KC15 and boomer-era habs avatar/satirical name referencing boomer-era player are major warning signs of a BUST up imho. No disrespect, don't know the guy at all or follow VHLM. 7. Benny Storm - Australians are coming up in a big way on the sim scene lately, idk why. Frankly though, I haven't been too impressed with any Australian I've met on SBA, so unfortunately my dawg hedge is still in the mid pack here with another BUST. 8. Erik Summers - Player name is the same as username. BUST. 9. Hiroshi Okada - Successful player builder on a hockey sim league which permabanned me. Can do nice graphics and player name contains niche subculture reference that I understand. All the components for a LICK this deep into the round. 10. Patrik Tallinder - Player name is the same as username. BUST. 11. Kris Rice - Player name almost is the same as username. BUST. 12. David OQuinn - Way over-hyped and player name is almost the same as username but confusingly different. BUST. 13. Will Clarke - Commish / VHL Portal creator / Probably most important VHL member in history... How the fuck does Will Clarke slip to 13th overall into the welcoming arms of sick degenerates like Victor and myself? Absolute LICK of the draft outside of round 1. I was only going to do round 1, but this was outrageous and I had to speak on it. That's all for this week folks. Why don't Prague and DC Dragons have emojis though??? ? ? ? @Beaviss

F - Rauno Palo @Jayrad28 ur pick

Couple a good boomers there, boy!

them shits clean as hell

Why does it say Vikingstad but it's a picture of John Frostbeard?

I blame @Enorama

Chico getting passed around like a blunt on 420.

go for it imo, i'll call the results tainted if you win, but nobody listens to me anyways. ?

Ty muffins for not submitting!

Only top 20 HHH should be in is top 20 VHLers in need of a tpe audit.

Wendy's gang.

Ohhhhhhhh baby, let's go team W

Does anyone buy a prediction multiplier anymore? I remember when that was a must-buy item...

I'm not exactly sure I get it either.