Berocka

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Please sir could you watch your language there are children in here

Do we really want to bore people with 13,000 word articles

This is not 150 words claim denied

1. The VHLM Commissioners have still yet to make a decision on the GM position yet, who do you suggest to them? 2. What do you do over the offseason? 3. Do you listen to any VHL podcasts? If yes, which ones and what do you think of them? If no, would you give them a chance 4. If you could get any VHL member to make you a sig who would it be? 5. Who do you think is a member that is an unsung hero and deserves more praise? 6. You can have dinner with anyone alive or dead who do you choose and why? 7. What is your go to summer sport? 8. If you could chose between being a world class Tennis player or Golfer, which would you choose and why? 9. Would you rather win multiple cups or a lot of individual awards?

So, not too long ago now the invention of the Hybrid Attributes was brought out into the big big world of the VHL. I think this has done its job of fixing the VHL’s META problem it was having earlier. Honestly, I am so glad that someone is finally standing up to Zuckerburg and removing more and more power from his greedy little robot hands. With the changes made this has effected cap issues and depreciation due to the value of TPE and how depreciation no longer hits as hard as it use to. Yes I know there is some rumours circulating about these being changed by the BOG but look at other suggestions I have made the BOG likes to move at a glacier pace. I remember some of the complaints and criticisms of the league when I first joined is that players should not be able to max out attributes to 99 and that was the way Mr. Simon T initially intended the sim to work. This hybrid attribute system I believe has addressed this slightly with most players no longer being able to hit the 99 cap in as many attributes as they use to. Let us compare Goalies to players. At the moment goalies start all their attributes at 35 and can apply TPE to increase each attribute by 1. Players start all their attributes at 40 for STHS but 0 for the updating scale and each increase does not change any attributes by 1, but instead is applied amongst multiple attributes. Due to this the depreciation hits harder on goalies as their attributes are generally higher as it takes less TPE for them to hit 99 in an attribute. This divide between goalies and skaters means that it will be harder to make a rule set that is one size fits all. My proposal which you will see below aims at fixing that. Here is my suggestion for Goalie Hybrid Attributes. I like the idea behind the hybrid attributes make the STHS a little bit more customisable to our liking. We can make small tweaks if we see something become META again, and changing up the league sort of resets what people consider strong builds and we see more diversity. Before we fully dive into my proposal, let have a look and compare two goalies. Andrei Vasilevskiy Xavier Booberry SK 88 SK 90 DU 87 DU 99 SZ 87 SZ 95 AG 93 AG 95 RB 82 RB 99 SC 86 SC 99 HS 88 HS 99 RT 90 RT 99 PS 95 PS 70 EX 66 EX 70 LD 69 LD 70 TPA 883 TPA 1240 Here we can see the top Goalie in the VHL and the NHL you can see that the VHL goalie is significantly better and the NHL goalie who is considered one of the best in the league has a lot lower attributes. This was another one of my reasonings in creating the hybrid attributes to make the TPE similar between the NHL player and the VHL player. I have teased you enough so see below the amounts I have picked as the new Hybrid attributes for Goalies. Hybrid Attribute STHS Attribute #1 Increase SHTS Attribute #2 Increase Angles Size 0.24 Hand Speed 0.16 Breakaway Penalty Shot 0.3 Skating 0.24 Five Hole Rebound Control 0.18 Agility 0.24 Glove Side Reaction Time 0.18 Hand Speed 0.26 Blocker Side Rebound Control 0.14 Hand Speed 0.26 Poise Leadership 0.18 Penalty Shot 0.24 Deflections Rebound Control 0.3 Reaction Time 0.18 Recovery Skating 0.14 Style Control 0.16 Aggressiveness Size 0.24 Penalty Shot 0.12 Speed Skating 0.18 Agility 0.24 Vision Reaction Time 0.32 Butterfly Style Control 0.24 Agility 0.18 Stand up Style Control 0.24 Size 0.18 Reliability Leadership 0.6 With these attributes a 1200 TPE build roughly lines up somewhere between a 900-950 TPE build of the old scale. This compares with a player like Duncan Idaho who has spent 1278 TPE and has a 882 TPE build on the old scale, which makes the goalies seem a little better in relation to the skaters but seeing all their attributes start at 35 TPE instead of 40 I believe this to be a fair trade off. I made each of the old STHS attributes have 3 associated Hybrid attributes for fair trade off. I tried to use attribute names from the popular EA video game NHL 22 as a reference point as I believe these too be usually quite self-explanatory and people should have some experience with the game in most cases. I think that this proposal should be brought in front of the BOG. In summary let me go through my arguments Hybrid Attributes for Goalies will: - Provide more tweaking options for the Commissioners - Will bring Goalies and Skaters closer together to assist with Cap/Depreciation issues - Will more closely align Goalies and Skaters with how they are updated - Reduce the amount of players having 99 in multiple attributes I would hope that the BOG and Commissioners have a look at this proposal and let me know what they think. I am sure that it will be tough to implement but could provide a lot of future benefits if it would be introduced. Please ask any questions you may have as I am interested in trying to flesh this idea out more.

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1. Our GM @Masu Chan has decided to step down, what are your parting words to them 2. Who would you like to see as a replacement 3. We have been knocked out of the playoffs, who do you think will go all the way? 4. What are your plans for next season? 5. Who do you think in our team will be drafted highest in the VHL Draft? 6. Which VHL team do you think you will go to? If you have already been drafted, do you like your VHL teams chance of success next season? 7. Would you want to be Philly's GM next season? 8. What is your favourite meal to cook? 9. If you had to participate in a team triathlon which leg would you do, (Swim, Run, Bike) and why?

5 rare candies to both Raichu and Golem Shapeshifter on Golem

Buy as many rare candies as I can afford as well as a shape shifter

Work X 4

Action 4 vs the elite four member Bruno Golem has Oran berry Golem uses earthquake against Onix If Onix beats golem put in rhydon to use earthquake Once Onix is defeated put in Raichu Raichu has Oran berry Raichu uses thunder against poliwrath For machamp continuing using thunder if raichu faints use rhydon Rhydon uses earthquake if rhydon faints use golem with earthquake

Action 3 Give raichu rare candy Vs Lance use Pokemon till they faint Raichu has Oran berry Raichu uses thunder at all times Rhydon still has sitrus Rhydon uses earthquake against all Golem has Oran berry Golem uses earthquake at all times

Action 2 Vs Agatha Rhydon still has sitrus Rhydon uses megahorn against Umbreon Rhydon uses earthquake against arbok Rhydon uses earthquake against Gengar Golem has Oran berry Golem uses earthquake at all times Raichu has Oran berry Raichu uses thunder at all times

Challenge Lorelei Give golem and rhydon a sitrus berry Rhydon uses stone edge against everyone but jynx uses megahorn against jynx Golem uses stone edge Raichu uses thunder

What do you think about being ranked the 5th best Mississauga Hounds GM?

Buy a thunderstone and a fishing rod Give Pikachu the thunderstone Action 3 & 4 Raichu kills everyone whilst fishing

Action 2 same as action 1 Go to route one Catch a Pikachu if not let golem use earthquake

Action 1 -> Explore route 1: Catch Pikachu with greatballs if seen otherwise rhyhorn attacks them with say earthquake I guess

Reacting to the 5 most recent profile visitors of my profile. As you can see below here are the 5 visitors and the date that they visited my profile, I find this strange these 5 people I have very little interaction with most days. With Masu Chan being the odd one out as I am now their AGM. On 29 July @nurx visited my profile Before that was @Masu Chan on 25 July Mr Squidward @eaglesfan0366 22 July @Hooperorama on 15 July @Brandon on 5 July Nurx, I know recently they started up a writing tournament like what I did with my podcast tournament which I was meant to revive by now but it could just be another peter out @dasboot. But Nurx is also part of the VSN so maybe they are doing a write up on the best rookies in the league at the moment and that could potentially explain the snooping. Masu Chan is the GM of the Reapers who I know AGM. Even though I have been pretty hands off as they have the team fully under control in my opinion. I am assuming that the looking into my profile is a response to me being interested in AGMing. I am thinking that it was too look for incriminating posts, as they wouldn’t want someone who is a racist on their management team. Eaglesfan, this one I can almost guarantee (if there was a game at the time) was some sort of meta bullshit in a Town of Salem game. Surely they were looking into when I was last online for a reason to pick me off as a non-poster in the ToS game that we played recently. They are too bloody good at ToS and it seems like nothing will stand in the way of them winning. Hooperorama they last visited the site on 15 July and visited my profile on the same day. Maybe they absolutely hate my guts and were seeing if I was still apart of the league. When they found out that I am still frequently here they rage quit and threw their PC out the window in frustration. Occam’s razor would assume that this is the only trusth. Finally, Brandon, I realise that they were doing some snooping around of their competitors for the Rookie of the Year award. Somehow Soggard Brandon’s player hit a PPG in their rookie season, but surely that is easier when you play on Moscow instead of a pleb team like LA. One last note I would like to throw out a shout out to the best non-player member in the league @Ptyrell, they set up a really cool pokemon forum game. I think there are a lot of members in the league who would be kicking themselves that they missed out on such a treat. On the topic of the Town of Pallet, how is @omgitshim so bloody good at any game they touch, it upsets me that they always seem to have everything under control. Thank you all for reading this absolute babble, I will try and produce better content next week.

I would love a bikkie

Rhydon earthquake them all

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