Frank

He wants to play for Vancouver.

Wolves taking the ice.

The Vancouver Wolves made a blockbuster trade with the New York Americans sending their star defensemen Guntis Gavilrovs @Girts in exchange for Wayne Gretzky @MubbleFubbles. The trade was met with mixed reaction as Guntis ultimately waived his no trade clause. Unlike two seasons ago when Vancouver GM sprung the trade on Guntis and he declined to waive stating his desire to win a cup in Vancouver and his belief in the team. The belief paid off and the Wolves won a cup in Season 96. Unfortunately with the news of the lowering cap, keeping the core together just wouldn't have been possible. Fans directed their anger to ownership and management, but mostly ownership. Guntis was coming off an MVP caliber season for Vancouver and will surely be up for several awards if not win them. In Gretzky the Canucks get a late bloomer who has a very high ceiling. It's clear the plan in Vancouver is to load up on offense and see where that gets them, as they have four forwards well above 1100 tpa. Early indications are that Vancouver plans to enter the season with a smaller roster and attempt to fill holes as the season progresses, so to speak. The hope is Gretzky will have instant chemistry with the returning forwards and Bollos can carry a pairing by himself. Newly acquired Collberg @Masu Chan and sophomore Mathiesen @xsjack will form the other pair for Vancouver both are very good defensemen in their own right and at varying stages of their careers. So plz don't hate me get excited Vancouver fans!

Need @Grape to chime in before I decide if it's an overpay or an underpay or a fair trade or if both GM's should be banned.

I meant top GM trophy.

@McLovin is coming for your trophy @Knight.

This jersey retirement is sponsored by your city jail. The Vancouver Wolves announced today the jersey retirement of Liv Slater @Subject056 at our home opener versus the Chicago Phoenix in Season 98. Vancouver acquired Liv from Chicago during the Season 89 off-season, she was coming off a strong rookie performance for the rebuilding Chicago Phoenix. Slater came to Vancouver with the promise of being the next star defender as Pierre Emile Bouchard neared retirement. She had a modest start in Vancouver playing behind some future hall of famers. In her first season Liv put up 44 points and Wolves made the playoffs. Shortly after Vancouver lost then goalie Brandt Fuhr to retirement, so the GM decided to enter a rebuild. Slater proving her loyalty to the franchise would stick through the rebuild and help the Wolves enter contention once again. Her best season was Season 92 where she put up a whopping 36 goas, which is still the highest goal total of any defender in the hybrid era (S83 to present). She would go on to take home all three defender awards (Valiq, Wylde and Labatte), despite Vancouver missing the playoffs. The Wolves would return to relevancy again in Season 94 and Liv Slater would ultimately help them win the Continental Cup in Season 96. Slater was what Vancouver Wolves should strive to be on and off the ice. Her name will be synonymous with the Wolves for generations to come as one of, if not the greatest female defender in VHL history. We also believe she'll get the call to the hall of fame in the future, the sooner the better. Vancouver Wolves Regular Season Career Stats: Player GP G A P +/- PIM HIT SHT SB GWG Liv Slater 504 179 344 523 31 730 1263 2331 929 24 Career Accolades: 96 VAN Continental Cup 92 VAN Alexander Valiq Trophy 92 VAN Jake Wylde Trophy 92 VAN Sterling Labatte Trophy 88 OSL Renaissance Cup

I propose two different options with this change. Remove the salary cap with a luxury tax and send the GM's a tab at the end of each season if they go over. Every 2 million over the luxury tax is a forced $50 donation and a spanking by @JardyB10. Or allow retained salary up to 50% in transactions allowing teams to really go all in with a reduced cap. Also allow third party retained salary so rebuilding teams have an incentive to get a pick for taking on salary like in the NHL.

@v.2 congrats. I called it!

Photoshop.

I did this.

@McLovin @Devise

It's okay I'm fine with sucking we can't all get 6 tpe every time.

Wow I suck.

This trade needs more draft picks and comments.

@Scurvy

Relatable.

Watching @Banackock beat @Banackock is so satisfying.

Here is a picture of @Lemorse7 to brighten your day.

Comme lemorse, laissez-nous. Je veux prendre le temps de vraiment chérir tout ce qu'il a fait pour la ligue depuis son arrivée. En plus d'être un panda roux, il nous a également béni avec son esprit vif et son humour léger. Pendant que je tape ceci dans Google Translate, mon orthographe en français est de la merde. J'espère que ce que j'écris résonne auprès de ceux qui le lisent et de Lemorse lui-même. Mon plus beau souvenir de Lemorse est lorsque j'ai échangé contre Leduc de Riga en S85. Nous avons fini par gagner une coupe ensemble en S86, puis je l'ai poussé sur le trottoir. Depuis, il m'a intimidé sans arrêt dans les vestiaires de Vancouver et je ne comprends pas pourquoi ceux qui dirigent cette chaîne Discord ne l'ont pas encore banni. J'ai aussi célébré avec lui la victoire de Riga en S95, c'est toujours un sentiment agréable de voir de bonnes choses arriver à de bonnes personnes. J'espère que Lemorse trouvera le bonheur qu'il recherche car clairement rire à mes dépens ne lui suffisait pas. En écrivant ceci, je dois également avouer que j'ai environ six bières à fond et que je n'ai aucune idée d'où cela va. Le point principal de cet article .com était de dire à quel point j'ai apprécié le temps passé par Lemorse ici et que sa présence va me manquer tout au long de la ligue. J'espère que, où qu'il soit, il est heureux, en sécurité et en paix. Here is a picture of a red panda. @Lemorse7

Straight to jail do not pass go.

Get rid of back up games. Nobody cares about Greg Clegane's career stats. @Victor