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Frank

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  1. Cause fuck that guy.
  2. Frank logic was that Svoboda was an ass hole for retiring. So shut your yap.
  3. Matt Bentley gets cross checked from behind as the clock ticks down to 0 in his final regular season game. He looks up at the score sheet and realizes that he is still behind Thomassen in assists. Sure he may be a lock for another Labate trophy but that's not good enough for a guy who thinks of himself as a Bobby Orr and Conner Low hybrid. Matt Bentley could be seen a local bar in drinking away the pain of yet another unfulfilled regular season of individual trophies. He heads home to his studio apartment in Manhattan where he would cry himself to sleep. Once the pain of yet another individual defeat passed he decided to order a pizza and eat away his pain. Unfortunately the tears began to build up and he drowned his pizza. At this point we start to feel bad for Bentley as he's a man who's driven for success but then we remember what an egotistical selfish prick he is. So never mind fuck him. "Yeah fuck that guy" a faint voice yells in the background of this article as I type this. Now Bentley will looks to the playoffs where New York will try and win back to back cups, but that won't matter to Bentley as cups are a team trophy and he doesn't give a fuck about his teammates, prick. For the VHL this is Viet Trieu the brave zombie slayer.
  4. I heard he swallows!
  5. Number 3's a flake.
  6. I only post when teams play their back ups. I'll be here all week folks.
  7. Bitch do you want to die cause you talking like you wanna die. Get em Caillean.
  8. Jardy's gotta pay off last weekends alcohol binge.
  9. Two negatives make a positive. Imagine going to school, while waiting for the bus you get hit by the bus thus leading you to be unconscious on the ground when a dog comes up and shits on you. You can decide what the positive of those two negatives would be.
  10. Cheap kitchen sales taking over...
  11. Wait isn't your team tanking. I smell some bias.
  12. Someone's jelly that he's 2nd in assists.
  13. Adam Schultz not on defense so article is irrelevant.
  14. Morgan = Black Gandalf.
  15. Lol regular schedule. Good one.
  16. No one cares ya prima donna.
  17. In a place shaped like a toilet paper roll.
  18. So much rig worse than a cum shot straight in the eye ball.
  19. He'll be inducted in Season 117 out of respect.
  20. Why yes, yes it is.
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