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1. Which player do you think stands the best chance at going 1st overall in the S89 Draft? I guess Viktor Jensen, the top of this draft is interesting because it's full of people who have either taken long breaks or are stepping back from some responsibilities in the league. 2. What influenced your choice of player name? Well obviously the Kardashians. Kronchy Kardashian was actually a joke answer I threw out during a JackBox game. 3. What's the one thing above all else that you would not eat? I'm very picky so there are lots of things but I think I will say sauerkraut. I always got a headache when my parents would make it growing up. Who do you think is going to the VHL finals? What is a weird food that you or your player likes? Were you surprised to once again see Moscow not win the cup?

TLDR: Mad cuz bad

1. Are you a die hard nhl fan ? I am not, i really haven't watched many games in the past couple seasons. 2. How is your vhl,vhle or vhlm team doing this season ? Started out strong, but has been middling of late. 3. You win a lottery draw and are offered 2 options. Would you rather 1 million dollars today or receive $100k once a year for 20 years ? I would probably take the $100k once a year, if nothing else it would be harder to just waste it all. 1. The Bruins had an incredible season and are out of the playoffs early. Are they the Moscow of the NHL? 2. Sometimes you hear stories about celebrities having silly demands for stuff waiting for them when they are performing somewhere. For example Van Halen requested M&Ms but no brown M&Ms. What would your players ridiculous/silly request be? 3. If your player could have a custom goal horn sound for when they scored, what would it be?

Things were looking great for Helsinki Titan’s rookie defender Kroncy Kardashian. She was putting up a point per game for the first third of the season. Then it all came crashing down. After scoring a few goals Kronchy has been very miss the last week. Kronchy has entered their rookie season post first third season slump. You know that classic song and dance. A tale as old as time, a rookie comes out the gate guns blazing, only to come crashing back down to earth. It’s not all doom and gloom, Kardashian is still leading the rookie class in points. When they are playing well they are proving to be a real on ice general with 23 of their 29 points being assists. Some may chalk that up to their line mates playing well. In my opinion, when it has happened at every level of play, people need to start thinking that Kronchy is making the magic happen. They have always had good positioning on the ice, and I think knowing where they should be on the ice is what enables Kronchy to help their teammates score. Time will tell if Kronchy can recover from this slump or if it will continue on into the season. If they can break out of it, they could be on track to take home the award for best rookie. 226 words

1. Helsinki is off to a hot start. What do you think have the been the keys to our early success? I think it's been a real team effort. We've had veterans playing some of their best hockey, and young players, like myself, who are stepping up and making the difference. 2. Earlier Helsinki made a trade with the DC dragons. How are you feeling about the latest addition to the squad? Feeling good. They are helping shape up our back line, which is looking pretty good at the moment. 3. Do you prefer playing on your side or your off side? Why? I prefer playing on my side. 4. What do you think the biggest focus needs to be going forward? Consistency. I think we don't always play up to our potential and certain players, myself include have been pretty streaky at time. 5.Nils Godlander an off-season addition has been off to a Great start. How important is he to the teams success? Godlander has been huge for us. Leading the teams in points means you are making a big impact. 6. what is a random fun fact you know? The Eiffel Tower can be 15 CM taller in the Summer.

????? I am so mad about beating Calgary you got me

Is that another name for losing?

RC loves the soul stone, how often does this nerd bring it up to you?

welcome to the squad @der meister

1. The draft has come and gone... What pick up are you most excited about? I'm excited about all the pick ups we got as we work on not being the worst. 2. Who were the biggest winner and losers of the draft on Monday? I think we did pretty well having 2 picks in the first round. I feel like the top 6 all got strong players. Not sure about losers. I feel like people drafted well. 3. Training camp is here! What are your biggest goals during this camp? What are you trying to prove? Working on my skating, both speed and just skill in skating. You know like going backwards and stuff. 4. For our friends coming up from the E what advice do you have for them? If you are one of the people coming up what are you most nervous about? In the E and the M there is a hard ceiling on the skill of players but now its wide open. Going against the top stars in hockey today will be challenging. 5. Do you know what a microfridge is? If not where have you been???/ It's a small fridge, are there people who don't know this? 6. What is the worst food you have ever tried? I hate sauerkraut so I guess that, just the smell of it is gag inducing to me.

<Obama medal meme but the medal is not as good>

Thanks for suggesting this @Berocka, enjoyed doing this as someone who doesn't do the normal fantasy.

He's not on the portal though, so no worries, mubbles can do this forever

1. The off-season is here! Helsinki has made a couple trades in the last few days. What are your thoughts? I trust the management to be making the right moves. It looks like we are starting to make moves to be competitive so that is exciting. 2. We had 3 big, long term signings recently of our new core. How do you feel about the signings? Anyone else that should be resigned? It seems good to be getting more people on the team. We are slowly making out way out of the bottom of the league. Not sure who else is out there for us but our future is bright. 3. The draft is quickly approaching with our draft picks what are some names you think could be big wins if we are able to get them? I think we traded away the top one, so it will be interesting what we decide to do with this lower pick. A lot more unknown towards the bottom end of the first round, depending on how people reach. 4. It's been a long off-season for the team. What have you been doing to prepare for next season? Getting moved to Helsinki since I am coming up from the E. Along with that just trying to stay in hockey shape. 5. Where is your goto vacation spot? I always enjoy going somewhere warm, its going to be tough to adjust to Helsinki life. 6. What home cook meal do you miss the most when we are on the road? I'm not a great cook, so honestly there isn't much I miss about my cooking.

Q1. Do you think your player could play well at any other sport. Kronchy is obviously very talented and could do many other sports. They were the best, and won many individual awards at all sports they played growing up. NO, their families money and influence WERE NOT involved in that happening. Q2. Do you think there should be a golf Sim instead of a lotto tournament for players out of playoffs Ohh like the golf sim would help determine the draft order. I'm for it! Every player will play and each person depending on where they finish increases or decreases the odds. Q3. What athlete from another sport do you think would be a great vhler Maybe Gronk? Just skate around and body fools for now reason. Seems like something he would do. Questions Do you get bored during the off season or is it a good time for you to recharge? Who do you think will be selected #1 in the upcoming VHL draft? Its very early, but do you think there will be any big shake ups in the standings next season?

Just finished reading Renegade Star by J.N. Channey https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/36112246-renegade-star I'm not an avid reader but this was an enjoyable fairly quick read for me. It's book 1 of a 16 book series and I am def interested in continuing the series. The author also has tons of other books that I think are all set in the same universe but at some different points. It's a space opera, staring a Han Solo like character, and it's very action packed. I'm not sure that it does anything you wouldn't have seen before but like I said it was a page turner for me.

B-MAL D3 > Nico Pearce

1. The race in Europe is close. Who makes it? who misses out? I predict that London, Prague, and Helsinki will miss out in EU. 2. What prospect do you think Helsinki should pick up in the first round? sell them to me. STZ never misses on players, so if he wants to come here, he's a good get. 3. Knowing that Helsinki won't make the playoffs who are you betting on winning it all? Who will be MVP? Probably the Wolves, they looked the best in the regular season anyway. Nezuko will lead the team to victory. 4. If you weren't a hockey player what sport would you play? What skills do you think carry over? I'm not sure that I would play another sport. I would probably just focus more on normal Kardashian stuff. 5. What is your controversial hockey opinion? I don't think I have any opinions that I care about enough to know that they are controversial. 6. What defines a sandwich? what makes a sandwich a sandwich? Bread like substance with stuff in-between.

ah yes Game 1 of the first series aka Game 4 in the index

if recent history is anything to go by, it's never

Q1) what is your favourite tv show? I don't watch a lot of TV at the moment, so I guess AEW Dynamite. Q2) what is your favourite movie? I'm not a big movie watcher, so I will just say Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. Q3) are you left handed or right handed? I am a southpaw (left handed). The European side of the VHL is tight at the moment. What teams are not getting to the playoffs? Your player is invited to a local charity softball game, what position are you playing and why? Which round of the playoffs will Moscow inevitably lose in?

The Geneva Rush are on the upswing, moving into second place in the VHLE. A team effort has seen the rush pick up 8 straight wins. An effort like this takes an entire team putting in the work, but one player has been leading the charge. That player is Kronchy Kardashian, who is currently on fire NBA Jam style. Now I don’t have any numbers to give, but trust me when I say that the last 15-20 games have been a lot better than the 45-50 games that came before. The young socialite has been picking up 2 or more points in most games. They have taken the lead for points for defensemen, and are tied for the assists lead, with 3 less games played than their direct competition. With 7 games left the celebrity has stated that they are going after the Geneva Rush record for points in a season, which is currently 101 points scored by Rush legend Ronan Lavelle @Arce . They will need to get 7 points in those 7 games to break the record. With how they have been putting up points recently, a point per game is certainly doable. (193 words)