Ben

Looking at what others do never goes wrong

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Claim for 2nd week 1/30

I’ll sign up, you’re still my enemy though spartan

To be honest this media spot is basically a bunch of VHL.com articles in on big thing. That’s what I’m aiming for, to be honest I could see why that meme was declined. Im sort of like @HoganI like my trolling.

I need to get a solid 2,000 article out their for this week so what better way then to complain about stuff! You know what I’m gonna turn this into series, I present to you “Ben’s BS” where your host me complains about things in the VHL! Also sorry for the very shitty formatting I like to type articles on my phone. To start off the media spot I wanna talk about the VHLE. To be honest who even thought about making this league! Who really said that it was a good idea to add a fillet league everyone hates! You see as a player I’m fine with it I see the need I guess it’s just that there are so many better options that we could resort too! We could expand teams in the VHL! We could expand in the VHLM and add a higher cap and require two seasons in it! I guess that having a whole new league does add the advantage of giving more GM/job opportunities but who cares! I mean what’s so fun about GMing in the VHLE you get no fun out of it! I still don’t understand why minion and Sam wanted to switch teams, That was the most unfair trade of the entire season I swear! It’s even worse then the trade minion did this VHLM season, I love ya minion but sometimes you confuse me. It’s the VHLE though I keep seeing articles go on and on about the VHLE and victory hockey league! Like cmon league you can’t keep acting blind forever just find a solution already you guys are smart. (at least a few of you are) I know the blue team will think of something it will probably just take awhile! This also leads me into what else I feel like I need to write about in order to get to 2,000 words! TPE. you love it you get it you complain about and argue about it! What is better then some good old TPE talk, it’s sort of the birds and the bees talk of the VHL! Because it’s awkward no one wants to read or talk about it. Ok maybe I am exaggerating a little here just to get those precious 2,000 words or whatever but still you can’t blame me. So this what I wanted to talk about which was memes in the VHL. Me, and I know many others love making VHL memes even though it might just be slapped on from a meme generator. So why not let us claim it for TPE. Who would it hurt to let us earn one or two TPE a week Just from memes! It would be a fun way to earn TPE and get members more involved overall. You also can’t tell me that they would never consider that in the most recent update post they literally talked about finding new ways to have members claim TPE! I mean at the end of the day why not, everyone wins here. We make funny memes that help make the community more enjoyable. Then we get one or two capped TPE I can’t decide what would be the best idea for the TPE claiming rules but my idea still stays the same! Another topic I felt like talking about was Sams most recent article regarding. Kachur or whatever I’m too lazy to figure out the exact spelling. I think this article overall gives us a good lesson. Anyone could be a multi and we should not trust anyone in the VHL! I’m just kidding but still they put a lot of mental pressure that must have been crazy! Obviously it could be true and I don’t want to deny it, but telling some random person online saved you from committing a self harmed caused death. (Didn’t want to use the exact word since I know for some people they have a history with it.) It’s overall sickening with the fact that they probably were lying, obviously they do have some mental health problems or illnesses that I think we could all see. Running around with two accounts trying to run different personalities is overall a mental health condition. Yes it is one thing to run a multi (like myself for a example even though I did it as a mistake) Then deciding to have a whole personality behind it and have multiples is overall concerning not from a VHL member stand point but as a person it concerns me I hope that whoever they are in real life really goes to get help weather that’s therapy or maybe just taking some medication that’s prescribed they defiantly have a mental health issue that caused them to do this. We also have the fact that they could be using a VPN to still access the league. So I guess if they are still here and trying to continue their multiple personality’s I hope that you stop and go find some help it’s better for you, and your family and friends. My other topic is the draft which is probably what everyone is taking about right now as it’s sort of the only interesting thing that goes on in the off season I mean I’m also gonna talk about, my players expected to go around in the earlier part of the second round of the draft so overall I am very excited for that and to be honest I don’t care what team drafts me. I was also recently drafted by the Vikings which I saw it coming since they were the only team from the E I got a draft interview from even though I am pretty sure that most E teams don’t take the time to do draft interviews since you will have most of your players for 1 season. Then they will go bye bye but I have seen people stay in the E which I guess god for them. I still can’t wait to go and start playing for the Vikings I mean they are the former champs so I got to go out and perform I guess. I still can’t wait till the VHL draft though. I feel like the team I get drafted to is gonna be sort of my franchise team while I do wanna win a chip but I think being loyal to a franchise is a big thing any player can do and I think it’s something I wanna do. Maybe not with this player specifically but maybe with another player because you know the draft is coming up and you know I want to be drafted by everyone. there’s no team I don’t wanna be with as every single team interest me in one way or another. Yeah I mean I can’t wait till the draft so you know hopefully I can get drafted to any team as I’d be a honor to be drafted I personally feel like if a team can use me to help succeed I feel like I want to be a part of that team it’s just sort of that nature you know you need me I need you you know it’s just how it works and it succeeds most of the time too so I think you know draft day is going to be a big day for my first GEN player and I just can’t wait to see where he goes to be honest. Another thing I felt like K want to talk about in this good old article of mine is about the WJC. If you didn’t already see I was named GM and at the moment I am writing this we are currently 3-2-1 which is better then what most people expect from team world! Overall I’m really happy with team worlds performance and can’t wait for the end tournament or playoffs if you want to call them that! So far team world is also leading in most of the defense stats which is always a good look. The junior cup is something I enjoy it’s a great way to pass off some of the off-season. I really have enjoyed GMing so far and also the fact that even though team world doesn’t always get the same talent pool as the other countries it’s still great! We have a great team and we have defiantly exceeded exactions that we received at the start of round robin play. I also want to talk about the VHLM draft where most new players begin. Looking at the draft though they’re a ton of recreates that are almost at max TPE for a VHLM player which is overall crazy! I think the fact that most people want to avoid the VHLE is really driving people mainly recreates to try to get as much TPE as they can in order to skip it. Also the good old Miami team that picked up my goalie has the second overall pick so I can’t wait to see what nurx if he’s still AGMing and ledge will do with the team. Still can’t wait for the draft which is on a Monday which is unusual with the shortened off season which I hate! I also wanted to talk about mock drafts! I feel like they generally get it correct. I just likes VSNs the most since they have me going the soonest so it is a little better then gustavs in my book! I also feel like if a mock draft is made by someone that doesn’t have a special color in their display name then I consider it irrelevant! Maybe it’s because they are newer members that don’t see the current goalie situation so they go off TPE. Which always has me farther back then the other drafts that I feel consider the current goalie situation in the VHL! I still like mock drafts though since in the VSN I got drafted by the wranglers and I like ricer as a GM a lot so that really made me shoot I guess. You go Alex for putting me in a mock draft with Calgary so that is great! I still overall can’t wait for the draft day this Sunday! It’s gonna be fun seeing recreates and new players go to where they are drafted which actually brings up something that also happens during the off-season! We’re talking about free agency, the part of the off season that can make or break your team for the next few seasons. The off season has such a big impact more then people think which is also another reason I want a longer off season. I am telling you right now just give a team some good cap space. A very good GM on the side and you will see the roster boom with high TPE players. While we hate to see meta teams such as the Vancouver metawolves it can really take you up in the standings. I mean you don’t even need a meta team to win a chip thanks to Simon screwing stuff up every now and then just look at Calgary! I still can’t wait to see what team I get drafted to in the off-season and see who they sign and pick up! So I guess that will be it for the first edition of Ben’s BS! We covers quite a few topics such as a little more horrcrux drama. Talked about the VHLE the off season and all of that good stuff! Good old mock drafts, obviously last but not least we talked about the free agency and how much it makes the off-season so much better in my opinion! In the next four weeks we will see what happens. Hopefully nothing too crazy happens and we have a fun good old off-season with all of the regular off-season activates that we partake in! Well I’m just coming in on 2,000 words so I can claim for four weeks! See y’all in a month! Gonna claim 1/23 1/30 2/6 2/13

3-3 so far, team world is looking good at least better then expected!

I love this thread

That explains a lot, really sad that they might have lied about something like that (who knows if it happened don’t want to judge) to try to just mess things up I mean I don’t know a lot about it. I’ve only lived 14 years so I’ve got a lot to learn. If I was in sams position I probably would have done the same thing. Even though the right solution was probably recommending a therapist, Instead of putting everything on her shoulders. At the end of the day the person that suffered the most from this is Sam. Just overall crazy things that I’m still wrapping my head around.

I’m gonna be honest Sam should have seen a red flag the moment that Hurrcrux brought up SA in their first 10 minutes of talking, that’s learning point. I think anyone can take something away from this and use it as a lesson.

Still gonna go down In VHL history as something to learn on and use for future guidance.

Defiantly some Dissociative identity disorder stuff, crazy how it can effect people.

Will apply former WJC GM

The fact your dog isn’t acting like it’s the first time you’ve done this

I saw you said you were gonna claim it for one week, just wanted to let you know that since it’s 1000 words you can claim it for two. Just wanted to make sure you knew!

Fuck

Looks like doing press conferences for the WJC isn’t something most GMS do! Well it’s never bad to give it a shot! Answer 3 for 1 TPE, answer 6 for 2! 1. Is it your first time playing in the WJC? 2. For the country that you did give your player, why? 3. What is your favorite part of the VHL off-season? 4. Why did you join the VHL, who or what made you join? 5. How did you choose your players position/build? 6. Do pineapples belong on pizza?

What’s up VHL as the GM of team world I’m proud to announce, the team world roster for the S81 season. I choose these players based of activeness, TPE, and my own player since @lidz decided not to put him as backup. Even though he was the second best TPE goalie. Even though I doubt my player will start any games for team world. I’m not at home right now so I can’t do the spoiler, the formatting will also suck but here we go! Team world roster/depth chart C1- Finn Davis/ @M1nT C2- Adeline Delle Donne/ @Dtayl C3- Alessio Simeoni/ @Alesime LW1- Brenden marner/ @MetalToday LW2- Obi Adesanya/ @atw2592 LW3- Christopher Young/ @Laflamme RW1- Jorgen Von Strangle/ @Timmy Turner RW2- Cooper Skambraks/ @CSkams15 RW3- Nic McMuffin/ @Ente2997 D1- admael Ixazaluoh/ @Vice D2- NagyAL/ @bigAL D3- Bo Johansson / @Shindigs D4-Hammar Voss/ @BOOM G1- Miervaldis Arpa/ @Zack G2- Ben Dahl/ @Nothing but goals Here is a discord link for all players and fans may use to join the team discord, in order to be in the locker room players must join the discord! https://discord.gg/DudN93EA

Currently working as a GM in the WJC id be a big jump but I’d love to apply.

Congrats

Tbh the max of 52 KB needs to be changed