Ben

I confirm

Oh yeah I forgot this isn’t town of Salem

Why the am I being voted on

Ricer is Gotham not gonna reveal my role but that is a lead

Yeah we could use some leads

I say we find a way for Ricer to die night 1 as in tradition

Review: a very it resting and uncommon type of graphic I like the sort of funky feel to it that adds a weird taste it’s strange but cool at the same time like it reminds me of watching puberty videos in fourth grade it was star age but at the same time it was I trudging and interesting I don’t know why though. If I were to improve this maybe I would change the color scheme since it sort of makes me feel drunk and I don’t know why but maybe try lighter colors overall I will give it a total 6.5/10! Yeah

With the pro am starting up I am GMing a new team that I would like to introduce! That team is the Nebraska mug lovers our team is a bunch of fan boys of the mug root beer soda and since I like Nebraska that is where we are located even you like it our not! We live off pride and confidence we will destroy your dreams in order to win we do not care! Are you in debit and placed a big bet that could cost your family well that’s a shame we will still win even if the bet was against us! We are cold blooded American mug lovers our veins run with root beer! We will win no matter the cost, our life is winning, our culture is winning we are winning! We love mug mug mug mug we pray to mug we do everything for mug! Mug guides our team to success and helps us go to success and win! We are not your average team we are the best team we could beat Vancouver meta wolves just with the power of mug with the power of mug your average VHLM player is better then your Vancouver meta wolve player we love pit bulls and our American root beer! I stand up and support my mug I do not care what you say we live for the mug our life is mug root beer! We obey and then we win games we honor it and drink first thing in the morning and last thing in the night! You may see we get a lot fights but that is our mug way our mug style, our way of honors the greatest root beer of all time mug! We go out there and play like our mug is on the line as our team can not live without our mug root beer we would be dimmed for a very very long time! We love mug so much we take baths and shower in it! We use it to wash our hands, clean things up we use it as shampoo! Our teams love for mug is unmatched no matter where ever you look you will never find mug lovers like our team we like to use teamwork and other ways in order to get good shoots and easy goals! Do not disrespect us or it will be a line brawl that I know we will win no matter what! If you think you are better then us you are wrong we are the best pro am team! Everyone wants to be us and they don’t want to say it but we are the greatest team and no one can match our spirit and our will to fight and play and win! So like I said we win and make sure to do it in mug fashion! We will get gold in the pro am and show how us mug lovers like to take over the hockey world and be the greatest team of all time!

WEEK ENDING 2/27 1. Well we lost and it’s the off-season what are your thoughts? 2. The Pro-am ran by your handsome GM ricer is starting up are you participating in it? 3. If you could add one team to the VHL what would the name be and the location? 4. The mens NCAA basketball tournament is happening are you watching it? 5. Do you think Calgary got robbed by the meta when we played LA? 6. What are your thoughts on dry fruit?

https://imgur.com/a/Wtx9Klo

Let’s go I’m in

I think my build guide is what people should use not your silly gibberish!

https://imgur.com/a/rUn4QDV

Applying no preference

Tako fall ja morant Vancouver vintage colors

Give me my pat on the back

Week ending 2/20 1. It’s playoff time, at the time of writing this we are playing LA, are you excited? 2. Besides Calgary what is a team you see winning it all? 3. What’s your VHL “hot take” or unpopular opinion? 4. Do you speak any language besides English? 5. Do you play hockey in real life or any other’s sports irl? 6. Me and Ricer are in a boxing match against each other, who do you have winning?

With the new hybrid attributes it can be confusing to a lot of people about them and I know Alex already wrote a article but most of what he says is not true in my opinion . It’s just what the league wants you to have as your attributes so they can stop the meta but don’t worry. I have spent a total of 5 minutes doing research and I have found the best 3 Stats you want to focus on with your player moving forward! 1. Leadership (LD) Leadership is something many members simply look over and is a shame. Having this can help increase morale and playing on the ice, how is a team expected to score on goalies when no one is passing and has 0 morale. Hockey is not a one man sport how are teams supposed to play the game even though they play like they are totally strangers, anyone that has played a team sport at a high level or even at a pick up level know you need morale in order to win. It is one of Abram Lincoln’s favorite quotes “ Their is no I in team so why do we act like their is some time, this goes the same for the VHL!” (Not a actual quote”) So if you made a new player you should most definitely put all of your attributes to leadership until it reaches 99! 2. Body checking/fighting Anyone with a good mind knows you need this as a stat. Is hockey hockey without making people have concussions and have brain tumors? So why try to act like it’s not, anyone with a brain knows that in order to be able to stand your ground in the VHL you need to slap as many attributes as you can into these. You can stand up for yourself and your teammates, it makes you a alpha male and a giga chad and we all want to be cool like that! A famous quote by George Washington “ if you don’t throw some hands you got no plan! (Again not a actual quote) any person who wants to have a good player needs to invest into fighting and body checking in order to compete in this league! 3. Penalty shot (PS) this is another one that can be a real game changer, by putting 50 TPE into this you can become the most reliable player on the team you are on! Your GM will be very happy and will give you more ice time in general! By upgrading this you show you can handle any pressure or problems that may or may not come your way! By upgrading this you can be a cool guy and make the game winning shoot out goal, defiantly a stat all new Players must upgrade along with the other ones I have stated in order to be competitive in this modern day league we live in! So by following the tips I give you your player will be one of the greatest on the ICE in no time! if you are a new member don’t actually follow this, this article is satire.

Hogan

How dare you @ members

Credit @Dil https://imgur.com/a/pfMMQ3M

Vacation 11-15 March obviously

That last requirement might be a bit too much for a AGM lol

If shindigs is applying I’ll apply! For both!