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the houston bulls have put together a good string of results and climb ever closer to the san diego marlins for first place in the western conference. the schedule hasn't been easy, having played the marlins themselves three times in the last eight games, along with two matchups against the league leading philadelphia reapers. managing to take the win in all three games against san diego, the bulls have closed the gap between the two teams to just two points. along with a huge win against philadelphia, followed by a heartbreaking overtime loss, houston dropped just a single point to the best teams in the vhlm. despite all of that, management knew that they could take the team to the next level, and sought to acquire walter fitzroy jr from the las vegas aces in a trade. in a three player swap, which saw harjen van araken and jason lajeunesse jr dealt to las vegas, the bulls strengthened themselves on the blueline, and have brought even more belief to an already confident team. we are nearing the closing stages of the season and the bulls plan on capitalizing on a great run of form to propel themselves into the playoffs with as much momentum as possible.

i hope they will be called the alaskan bull worms

that is actually a really good idea. all canadian franchises should be relocated.

im thinking this guy can serve as inspiration for a new saskatoon logo

1. of course we do! the adversity we are facing now is only making us stronger. 2. not at all. sweatpants are worn at all times, and then depending on the weather its either a t-shirt or a hoodie to complete the fit. 3. doinks. so many doinks. every room in the house will be full of doinks. 4. i'm honestly not bothered by the amount of either on whichever team i'm on. i like having some friends on the team, but i also love making new friends so i'm happy either way. 5. my recreates always tend to go to wherever my friends are, this is the first time i've had a recreate play all of the season in their waiver season so i'm excited to see where the draft takes me. 6. this may be a bit of a hot take, but the first avatar movie bored me so much that i just left midway through.

we're nearly halfway through the vhlm season and the houston bulls are sitting in 2nd place in the western conference, trailing the san diego marlins by a slim margin of two points. but if you were to ask the team if they were happy with their performance, you would get a resounding "no!". the season started off strong, with wins coming through thick and fast, ultimately propelling the bulls near the top of the league. however, the competition remains fierce and determined, and the bulls are firmly entrenched in a battle for top spot in the west. rookie defenceman jebediah big ol doinks in amish has recently seen his production on the ice undergo a massive transformation. it was a slow start for him, taking a bit to adjust to the league, but his hard work and patience have paid off and he is rewarding his coaches with some solid points. nobody saw this offensive explosion coming from jebediah, and his 11 goals on the season is the second best tally for all defencemen around the league. if he can continue to produce in meaningful ways going down the stretch, the bulls will be in great shape once the playoffs arrive.

1. jeb has recently been on a nice scoring streak, and he is contributing defensively so I am absolutely thrilled with his performance. 2. big doinks has slowly been catching on so i would like to think that i have, yes. 3. i have faith in the lads. we're only getting stronger so it's going to be even tougher for them once we finally match up. 4. i recently found mubblefubbles capped tpe calculator and the way it suggests tasks to do based on what you've earned is something i would love to see implemented into the portal somehow. 5. i usually keep up with most of the big trades/free agent moves through social media. awards i don't really care about, and i'll usually catch at least the first 10 picks of the draft. 6. like in a plastic bottle? i wouldn't be caught dead drinking out of one of those anyways. reusable water bottle for life.

G - Bubbles Utonium

F - Hulk Hogan 2 @samx

D - Deron Nesbitt @leandrofg

it's been a bit of a slow start to life in the vhlm for jebediah big ol doinks in amish. after 10 games played, he has a decent haul of five points, with two goals and three assists. he hasn't quite hit the ground running like he had envisioned for himself, but with a new found resilience inside his mind, he is confident things will start to click. the immense amount of talent that houston has all over the ice this season makes things a little more difficult for jebediah. the opportunities are there, but the more experienced and skillful players are the ones finishing the chances. "of course i would love to have more points on the board, but looking at the big picture, i can't really complain. im improving every day, and the team is performing great. i know for a fact that the doinks - i mean the points - will start rolling in at some point or another." will jebediah find the success that he is so confident he is due for? can he keep up with the rest of the team and keep improving, or will the doinks prove to be too much to handle? as of right now, things are looking okay, but both jeb and his coaches are hungry with the munchies for more.

F - Tavish DeGroot @samx

honestly i respect the hustle

1. i haven't seen anything majorly concerning so far. this team is good and has come out firing on all cylinders. 2. i tend to lean towards having a vote among the players, but any time i've done that myself as gm the players usually pick who i had in mind anyways. 3. ill put on a little bit of everything. some dance tunes, some old school songs, maybe some rap or metal to get pumped up. 4. i will put a team in kyiv and the team name would be the chicken kyivs. 5. i would love to go back and gm mexico city again. that team holds a very special place in my heart. 6. i kinda want to get into streaming just as a hobby. i love gaming and it seems like a fun way to connect with others.

Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish - Defenceman Island Living Born on the small island of Saint Lucia, Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish became perhaps the first kid ever from the nation to fall in love with the game of hockey. Cricket and football are by far the most popular sports among the youth there, but Jebediah was unlike anyone else. His family had gone on vacation to Canada when he was just five years old and went to see a VHL game and he instantly fell in love with the fast paced, action packed sport. He begged his parents to buy him all of the equipment he needed to play himself, but he was from Saint Lucia! Hockey was among the least popular sports in the entire country, there's no way he would be able to get what he needed to play. Shortly after returning from that vacation, however, Jebediah would receive some of the best news he could possibly wish for. His dad had accepted a new job offer to go work at a company that is based in Canada! Before the family was even settled in their new home, Jebediah was constantly bugging his parents to sign him up for hockey. Finally, after what seemed like forever in Jebediah's eyes (it was actually only two weeks), his parents gave in and signed him up to play in the next season. The Doink Wars It didn't take long to realize that Jeb was a natural born hockey player. He took to the ice like he was born with skates on his feet, and was miles ahead of anybody else his age. By the time he was 8 years old, he was playing against kids two to three years older, and still managed to dominate every step of the way. He was bigger, he was faster, and he faced almost no challenge his entire minor league career. He quickly developed into a very skilled offensive defenceman that was no slouch on the defensive side either. It was clear to see that if Jebediah really wanted to, he would be destined for a spot in the VHL. But with the lack of a real challenge, a little bit of complacency started to creep in for the elite level defenceman. This is when Jebediah formed a deep love for big ol doinks. Every day he would smoke big doinks, go to the hockey rink, and still be the obvious best player on the ice. It was like living in a dream for Jebediah. His work ethic dropped to an all time low, but his performance was never hindered. Jeb knew he was a lock to be drafted into the OHL. Then the draft came around, and he kept falling, and falling, and falling, only to go undrafted and be left devastated at what just happened to him. What was he going to do? His whole life had led up to this day, but it all came crumbling down around him. Revenge of the Doinks Jebediah immediately packed his bags and returned back to his native country of Saint Lucia. He swore to never again wear a pair of skates, and instead he did what he knew best. He smoked big doinks. The days flew by one after another. Big doink after big doink. Before he knew it, years had passed and he was slowly wasting away. Nobody knows how it happened, not even Jeb himself, but one day he woke up with the passion renewed. He was determined to prove all of the doubters wrong. He wanted to prove that you could smoke big doinks and have a successful hockey career! It wasn't long before Jeb had made his way back to Canada, put the skates back on, and started preparing for a triumphant return. It was like he had never even stopped playing. Jebediah immediately felt right at home, and was positive he was ready to make the leap. A New Doinks Being out of the game for so long left Jebediah in a bit of a limbo, he was too old to join any junior programs and had to sell himself as a player worthy of earning a place on a VHLM team. He went from city to city, pitching himself to any team that would listen, and attending open practices whenever he could. Jeb did his best to convince the scouts that he could still perform at the levels he did in minor hockey, but he was not sure anybody would believe him. Surprisingly, there was some interest shown, and that was all Jeb needed to confirm this was what he wanted to do. He had missed the draft, but Jebediah entered the league through the waiver program, and he settled upon Houston as his new home. The team looked solid, there was a spot for Jeb to fill, and there was plenty of talent to surround himself with to sharpen up his game. It is now up to Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish to prove his worth, and show the world what he has always been capable of.

F - Daniel Janser @leandrofg

D - Brian Payne @samx

on the island of saint lucia, after a hard day of smoking loud, star hockey player jebediah big ol doinks in amish made the decision to take his talents to the big city of houston. however, this decision didn't come easy for jebediah. there were many questions to be asked first. questions like, will there be any big ol doinks for him to smoke in houston? how will he get his loud? when it's nice out will anyone ever hit his line? despite all of these burning questions, the temptation of making it big in the vhl was just too much for him to pass up. "im pretty excited to see what kind of loud they have in houston, i've heard lots of good things about this city." jebediah has never been one to put in the most amount of effort in practice or eat healthy to keep up with his fitness, and he arrives in houston with only his equipment and big ol doinks. it will be a big step up for him, but he is confident in his abilities. the team is looking great on paper and the entire roster is looking forward to what this season will have in store for them.

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