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Bratislava Watchmen Press Conference Week Ending 9/10 skibidi toilet edition! 1. We are about 1/3rd of the way into the season. Is your player performing how you expected them to? 2. Our goaler Jonny Elgar leads the league in save percentage and goals against. How important is an elite goaltender to the team's success? 3. If you could be any animal, which one would you be and why? 4. If you were stuck at burning man, what lengths would you go to to survive? 5. Are you a beach and ocean type person, or more of a woods and lake type person? 6. What is your favourite nostalgic media to consume?

ESPN.SK - it has been another great week for the watchers of bratislava and star defenceman jebediah big ol doinks in amish. it was a week which was filled with tough matchups, yet bratislava maintained their pace with the rest of the league and even improved up to 3rd overall, surpassing stockholm and cologne in the process. boasting the 2nd best defensive record in the vhle, the brats have built a solid unit on the blueline as well as in the net. it looked like up and coming young goaler WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW had solidified the number one position early on, but some shaky starts have paved the way for the experienced netminder jonny elgar to steal the spotlight. in 10 starts he has the highest save percentage and lowest goals against average in the league. on top of that, rookie defenceman sunset moth has taken to the league like a moth to the flame (heh) and leads the team in shots blocked and hits, while sharing the lead for assists with jebediah big ol doinks in amish. if the watchers can find a way to build upon the early momentum they will be a formidable force to take on as the games go by.

Bratislava Watchmen Press Conference Week Ending 9/3 plz answer edition! 1. Were you worried about the rest of the season after the disaster 0-4 start? 2. The top five teams in the league are all really close together still, do you see that continuing? 3. Which team do you think will end up being our biggest competition? 4. Who do you think would be the best tour guide on the team, and why is it rory? 5. Do you follow any sports outside of sim leagues? If so, which ones are your favourites? 6. Have you watched or read anything great recently? I'd love some recommendations.

the vhle season is well underway with each team having played ten games. new to the league defenceman jebediah big ol doinks in amish has started off well and has picked up seven points so far. only one goal for the offensive defenceman, but six assists means he is getting involved in the right areas of the ice. there are still improvements to be made, mostly on the defensive side of his game, but as he gains experience in the league expect him to really come into his own. it was actually a rough first few games not only for jebediah, but for bratislava as a whole. a quick four game losing streak for the team, as well as absolutely zero production from jeb meant an 0-4 start to the season and a wake up call for the playoff hopefuls. however, in the six games since the loss the watchmen have gone an impressive 5-1, bringing them back to that .500 mark on the season. taking two wins against vasteras, and another against cologne, they have shown they can hang with the best of the league. with all of their sights set fully forward, bratislava aims to put the rough start behind them and really get their season going.

@Yahtzee

G - Matt Murdock @Jubis

D - Scoish Velociraptor Maloish @FrostBeard

Bratislava Watchmen Press Conference Week Ending 8/27 New season edition! 1. The new season is just about here! What expectations if any do you have for your player? 2. Which team in the VHLE looks like an underdog to be sneakily good this season? 3. Training camp was this past week. What skills did you focus on most? 4. Did you get up to anything exciting during the off-season down time? 5. What kind of outfit is your player wearing to the arena for the first game of the season? 6. You're in charge of choosing the restaurant for a team dinner. Where are you taking us?

D - Skor McFleury @Jubis

season 90 is not very far away and all of the watchmen of bratislava are excited for what should be a solid season. general manager rory had a great draft, taking a team with only one defencemen and five forwards, into a solid roster consisting of eight forwards and five defencemen. among those are the dynamic duo spanish moon moth and sunset moth, two players that may struggle to begin with, but project to be great contributors as the season progresses. focusing on defensive depth first, rory went ahead and picked walter fitzroy jr with the first selection of the draft. shortly after that pick they traded for the 6th pick in the draft and selected jebediah big ol doinks in amish. both of these players will be key to any success that bratislava may enjoy. the last pick that ended up being a roster player for them was made in the 4th round at 23. the watchmen selected goaltender WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW who may look to finally get some in game experience following a season which was spent on the bench observing the game. with the great additions in the draft, along with graduating and returning players like harry callahan and otis boudreaux jr, the watchmen look to make a solid run for the playoffs.

F - Vincent Laroche-Gagnier @FrostBeard

F - Landon Wolanin @Jubis

F - Mo Probert @FrostBeard

NAME: Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish POSITION: Defence BIRTHPLACE: Saint Lucia AGE: 27 HEIGHT: 69" Hailing from the island nation of Saint Lucia, Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish projects to be an offensive defenceman that will light up the league. Standing at a staggering 69 inches tall (nice), what Jebediah lacks in height he makes up for in natural skating ability and agility. After one season here are some of Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish's strength and weaknesses on the ice. STRENGTHS OFFENSIVE UPSIDE: There is no denying that this guy is mainly looking to contribute on the scoresheet. Whether it's 5 on 5 or on the power play, Jebediah will be a main factor for your team's scoring. Not only is his vision great for quarter backing the power play, he can quite easily find a hole to get that puck on net. POSITIONING: You can count on Jebediah to be in the right spot in almost every possible situation. Whether it's choosing to pinch on the blueline, or covering his assignment in the defensive zone, you can rely on Jeb. You can almost see the way that he reads the play and places himself in the perfect spot before it's happening. Good luck trying to stick handle past Jeb. LEADERSHIP: It's hard to quantify leadership. You can take all the courses and know the theory, but some people are just born to be leaders and some are not. Jeb is a clear leader. Both on and off the ice he is a vocal part of any team. Not only does he lead by example, but he aims to infect the entire roster with his easy going island vibes. WEAKNESSES SKATING: It's clear to see that Jebediah is still a work in progress. He may have started with a disadvantage compared to some others in the class, but the amount of work being done in practice on just the fundamentals is great to see. Expect to see Jeb continuing that same dedication as his career furthers. Being a smaller defenceman, his lack of speed and critical skating ability makes him a bit of a pushover in that sense. PHYSICALITY: Jebediah is almost non-existent on the physical side of the game. If the situation absolutely calls for it he will throw a hit, but he tries to do the bulk of his work with excellent positioning rather than brute force. This could become a problem for Jeb as he climbs the ladder of the league. We expect that at some point, he will be forced to toughen up in order to stay competitive.

Bratislava Watchmen Press Conference Week Ending 8/20 VHLE Draft edition! 1. We added two great defencemen to the team in the draft, filling a big hole in the roster. Do you think we look like one of the best teams in the league now? 2. Vasteras had 10 picks in a row this draft! Who do you think was their best pick? 3. We also managed to pick up rory's player WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Are you glad to have the GMs own player on the team? 4. If you had to play for any other VHLE team which would it be and why? 5. If you're planning a getaway where is your ideal spot? 6. Are you prepared for the eventual heat death of the universe?

@Moon

the big draft day finally arrived and jebediah big ol doinks in amish awaited with excitement to hear his name called. early projections from various outlets had big ol doinks being taken around pick 15. so when the malmo nighthawks selected him at 9th overall after trading down a few times, he was overjoyed. jebediah has previous connections with malmo, with his agency having produced a hall of fame player in chris hylands, along with a general manager in christopher james. the nighthawks have chosen to go to the well one more time and try their luck with the newest talent in jebediah big ol doinks in amish. it was a warm welcome for the newest draftee in malmo, with quite a few familiar faces showing up to welcome him in the locker room. it will be at least a full season until jebediah can join up with his newest teammates, but he is excited to get started on working his way there as soon as possible. soon jebediah will find out which team he will play for in the vhle, where he will aim to hone his talents even further.

@dstevensonjr

congratulations to all the new gms!! otis it's time to bring mexico city back to championship glory

wow im back already! Bratislava Watchmen Press Conference Week Ending 8/13 New AGM takeover edition! 1. Off-season tends to be a slow time around sim leagues. What do you do to keep yourself engaged and excited for the upcoming season? 2. The draft is coming up soon and we have a chance of getting some really good players. Do you think we will be in a good spot for a strong season afterwards? 3. How do you think the contraction from eight teams to six will affect the VHLE going forward? Is it good or bad overall for the league? 4. What is your favourite two team combination for Puckdoku and why? 5. Does an active locker room factor into your overall enjoyment of sim leagues? Why or why not? 6. What do you think makes rory such a great GM?

the off-season can be a bit of a drag for players that don't make playoffs or find themselves making an early exit. jebediah big ol doinks in amish found himself on the outside looking in after a surprise exit from the playoffs for the houston bulls. after being released from the roster and earning promotion to the european league, jebediah had nowhere to go to pass his time. fortunately for jeb, this off-season also means it's draft time. he will soon find out which vhl team he will call his home once he reaches the skill level necessary to play in the league. he will spend the majority of his time in between seasons honing his skills and making sure he can pop up on as many team's radar's as possible. jebediah big ol doinks is also looking forward to experiencing a new league over in europe. although he won't be spending a long time there, he aims to make as big of an impact as he possibly can. his goal is to keep working on his offensive side of the game while picking up whatever he can from the longer tenured defencemen of the league.