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1. sadly my player is retiring, so he will be sent to the shadow realm. hopefully my new player gets to play for bratislava. 2. mexico city kings! i love mexico city it is the best team in the entire league. 3. i will think about it for a very long time in order to get the best gift possible for rory! 4. i wanted my name to be as long as possible and i thought it was funny. 5. i would probably get rid of american football. i dont know what it is about it but i just cannot enjoy that sport at all. 6. i would bring a cute little otter with me because otters are the best and definitely amazing at hockey.

@rory

a sad update for everybody in the vhl, the houston bulls were eliminated from playoff contention in only the first round. universally loved and fan favourite houston did not live up to expectations and fell to an embarrassing defeat at the hands of ottawa who seemed to have had their number all season long. following the early exit, general manager aj subsequently announced his retirement, along with assistant general manager triller following him out the door. bulls fans far and wide were beside themselves after hearing the news, with reports that a small dedicated group of fans are trying to locate aj to bring the beloved former general manager back to where he belongs. as for jebediah big ol doinks in amish, it looks like he is headed to europe. exciting times are ahead as he continues to develop into a competent defenceman. having outgrown the fellow competitors in the vhlm, jebediah aims to take the next step and keep working towards the ultimate goal of playing in the vhl. with the draft coming up soon, he is looking forward to the next chapter of his career.

1. there’s not much to be upset about except for the playoff performance. it’s not at all what we wanted but looking back overall the season was great. 2. i’ll stick around in the locker room and say hello. other than that a reunion with anybody on the team would be more than welcome. 3. just bad luck really. lots of one goal games that could have gone either way. 4. i don’t think a cup is 100% necessary for a hall of fame candidate. only one team a season can win it and sometimes the stars don’t align even for the best players. 5. super excited to play with WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW because the bench warming is immaculate and the butt taps are second to none. 6. all good things must come to an end, and this was a great thing. both of you should be proud of what we had this season even if the result wasn’t ultimately what we wanted. good luck in the future!

@Renomitsu

you’re really just gonna call me out like that?!

the end of the regular season is here, and that means it's time for a quick recap. the houston bulls finish the season with 106 points, locking up 1st in the west and looking great heading into playoffs. jebediah big ol doinks in amish ends up scoring a respectable 56 points, with 17 of those being goals! on a stacked roster with ample scoring ability i am very happy with that level of production. the bulls roster is taking advantage of the recent vhl birthday tpe and head into the playoffs with nearly a full roster of capped players. as long as jebediah can do his job defensively and contribute up front wherever he can, i will consider that a huge success. my previous player harkat mulds also played his last game ever. he had a decent season, scoring 63 points on a bratislava team that somewhat exceeded expectations. turns out leaving suddenly and having him die a slow death was not ideal for his career path. this time around i'm not going to speedrun burnout and i'll just enjoy jebediah as much as possible. the main goal of this player is to make as many friends as i can along the way.

1. im a bit late to this one, but i would've said 12-0 either way! we slowed down a bit towards the end but held on to top spot. 2. i would say 250 but that seems hopeful. we ended up at 238 so a few more games and we for sure would have made it. 3. i haven't put too much thought into where i want to be drafted. as long as i go somewhere that actually scouts me i'm fine. 4. it's gonna be tough to do that, i think he gets close but not quite unfortunately. 5. no playoff rituals here. it's business as usual as far as jebediah is concerned. 6. there are so many options, how do i choose? i'd probably go with something up tempo with a solid beat to get the crowd pumped.

happy birthday josh!!!

@dylanjj37

it has been an absolutely incredible week for the houston bulls. after making a deadline day trade and some waiver acquisitions, the long term plans the bulls had are finally coming to fruition. the middle of the season was met with some hardships, even at one point falling a few points behind san diego for the top spot. but looking at the standings now, the bulls have built a respectable gap between them and the marlins, while also making up a lot of ground on the juggernaut team of the east, the philadelphia reapers. the team is as motivated as ever and they are pushing for the strongest finish possible. over the last 16 games, houston have dropped only a single point and are by far the hottest team right now. jebediah big ol doinks in amish manages to produce at a decent rate, exceeding most expectations he had heading into the season. not quite putting up point per game pace, he sits at 51 points in 63 games played. he will continue to work on contributing as much as he can offensively while remaining as reliable as possible in the defensive zone.

1. we made a great move, moon is awesome! our defence is looking incredible and that is a solid foundation to build upon. 2. i think things are looking amazing. we have depth, we have talent, and we have doinks. what more could you want? 3. i liked it a lot! the community came up with some good, and some not so good ideas. 4. nothing major. the locker room is pretty chill on account of the massive amount of doinks going around. 5. i would say definitely a more relaxed coach. the motivation to perform and play is not achieved by being a dick to me. 6. probably being indecisive? i can be pretty wishy washy when it comes to that.

love gojira

welcome back!!

the houston bulls have put together a good string of results and climb ever closer to the san diego marlins for first place in the western conference. the schedule hasn't been easy, having played the marlins themselves three times in the last eight games, along with two matchups against the league leading philadelphia reapers. managing to take the win in all three games against san diego, the bulls have closed the gap between the two teams to just two points. along with a huge win against philadelphia, followed by a heartbreaking overtime loss, houston dropped just a single point to the best teams in the vhlm. despite all of that, management knew that they could take the team to the next level, and sought to acquire walter fitzroy jr from the las vegas aces in a trade. in a three player swap, which saw harjen van araken and jason lajeunesse jr dealt to las vegas, the bulls strengthened themselves on the blueline, and have brought even more belief to an already confident team. we are nearing the closing stages of the season and the bulls plan on capitalizing on a great run of form to propel themselves into the playoffs with as much momentum as possible.

i hope they will be called the alaskan bull worms

that is actually a really good idea. all canadian franchises should be relocated.

im thinking this guy can serve as inspiration for a new saskatoon logo

1. of course we do! the adversity we are facing now is only making us stronger. 2. not at all. sweatpants are worn at all times, and then depending on the weather its either a t-shirt or a hoodie to complete the fit. 3. doinks. so many doinks. every room in the house will be full of doinks. 4. i'm honestly not bothered by the amount of either on whichever team i'm on. i like having some friends on the team, but i also love making new friends so i'm happy either way. 5. my recreates always tend to go to wherever my friends are, this is the first time i've had a recreate play all of the season in their waiver season so i'm excited to see where the draft takes me. 6. this may be a bit of a hot take, but the first avatar movie bored me so much that i just left midway through.

we're nearly halfway through the vhlm season and the houston bulls are sitting in 2nd place in the western conference, trailing the san diego marlins by a slim margin of two points. but if you were to ask the team if they were happy with their performance, you would get a resounding "no!". the season started off strong, with wins coming through thick and fast, ultimately propelling the bulls near the top of the league. however, the competition remains fierce and determined, and the bulls are firmly entrenched in a battle for top spot in the west. rookie defenceman jebediah big ol doinks in amish has recently seen his production on the ice undergo a massive transformation. it was a slow start for him, taking a bit to adjust to the league, but his hard work and patience have paid off and he is rewarding his coaches with some solid points. nobody saw this offensive explosion coming from jebediah, and his 11 goals on the season is the second best tally for all defencemen around the league. if he can continue to produce in meaningful ways going down the stretch, the bulls will be in great shape once the playoffs arrive.

1. jeb has recently been on a nice scoring streak, and he is contributing defensively so I am absolutely thrilled with his performance. 2. big doinks has slowly been catching on so i would like to think that i have, yes. 3. i have faith in the lads. we're only getting stronger so it's going to be even tougher for them once we finally match up. 4. i recently found mubblefubbles capped tpe calculator and the way it suggests tasks to do based on what you've earned is something i would love to see implemented into the portal somehow. 5. i usually keep up with most of the big trades/free agent moves through social media. awards i don't really care about, and i'll usually catch at least the first 10 picks of the draft. 6. like in a plastic bottle? i wouldn't be caught dead drinking out of one of those anyways. reusable water bottle for life.

G - Bubbles Utonium