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Thanks for saying that about my articles! I swear everything in my used words is VHL-related

Calgary Wranglers For this one, I just followed @Jubis's Signature of his player, RJ Jubis. And if you saw @Jubis's signature, you know what I'm talking about. And if you didn't see, the answer is the first American team in the NHL, The Boston Bruins! All you need to do is just change the yellow and turn it into red. And boom! You have the Calgary Wranglers! Chicago Phoenix For this one I would choose the 1# most swearing team in their subreddit, my favourite team, The Calgary Flames! It's the alternate jersey (now the regular jersey). You know, the one with red, yellow, and white! 0% black. Now TBH, I know they used that in their expansion draft image, so it's official, if you play for Chicago and you want to make a sig, go use a flames jersey! District Columbia Dragons (D.C. Dragons for short) This is a stumper, at the time I'm typing this, I don't know what the jersey could be! Maybe Flames again but it needs more black. Wait, the regular jersey (now the alternate) has black! So use that Dragons fans! The old Flames jersey (not the retro but you could still use it)! Los Angeles Stars It's fucking obvious, the L.A. Kings of the NHL. Bam, Stars fans, I just saved your sig. New York Americans The NY Rangers or Team Czech of the IIHF. I try to keep a minimum of 2 sentences in these. Seattle Bears I just came up with this. The Arizona Coyotes of the NHL! I can't believe I didn't come up with that before. Toronto Legion Pretty much every Jersey that has the majority of blue in their jersey. My best one would be NY Isles, but you can use pretty much any that has the majority of blue in their jersey. Vancouver Wolves The Los Angeles Kings alternate jersey (the grey and black one). Just add the Wolves logo and you'll be good to go! HC Davos Dynamo HC. Davos. Fucking. Dynamo. It's the hardest so far but, i am true to my word so, the best choice for HC Davos is... Los Angeles Kings purple and black jersey! They didn't look too old when they wore it and, they have the perfect colours! I did it! Helsinki Titans Hard but, not as hard as Davos, the one that I chose are the Winnipeg Jets. Alternate, not the regular. London United Team Russia, Team France (I think), any team that has red, white, and blue. There we go. Malmö Nighthawks I take back what I said about Davos, this is the shittiest. My pick is the Vancouver Canucks Jersey. Just tone down the blue parts and make them black. And add the Malmö logo and, you're done! Moscow Menace Maybe the Pens? That's an idea in which my brain proceeded to say, "Maybe this shit?". I dunno this is ok. It's fine, It's totally fine. Prague Phantoms AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, THIS CRAP IS IMPOSSIBLE! *One hour of yelling later* Prague. Mother. Fucking. Prague. LA Kings maybe? That's an option, right? Just fill in the white with blue, purple, and pink. Riga Reign Oilers, Isles, or Flyers. Your decision, not mine. Well the 3 options were my idea but, you chose one of the 3. So technically it's your decision. Warsaw Predators First off, can we acknowledge the fact that they are "The Predators". Now that we have acknowledged that they are the Predators, let's move on. The Isles are the first choice, and the Oilers are the second. Wait, I'm done? IM FINALLY DONE! OMFG- Wait, VHLM? Oh fu- *Cue Full House Intro song*

So that's 1 for this one and zero for the old ones, one more for this one and I'll keep making it like this until I find a loophole that will be easier for me and that makes guys like you like this series

Oh, so like less than 10 seasons so still new but not so much

A lot of signings have happened over the past 2 days, and the format with be a bit different than the regular format. And we will have no rankings and we will add contract salary. So that's what I mean by non-regular. Tyler Walker (DAV) 4Y 2,500,000 Kevin King (VAN) 4Y 2,500,000 Gary Tarantino (PRG) 1Y 3,000,000 Micah Adrienne (MAL) 4Y 2,000,000 Marshall James Frostbeard (MAL) 4Y 2,500,000 Kirishima Wakaro (MAL) 3Y 1,500,000 Jiggly Gumballs (LAS) ♤ 4Y 3,000,000 Jeffrey Pines (LAS) 4Y 4,000,000 Alec Volchenkov (LDN) 2Y 2,500,000 2Y 1,000,000 (even my contract is higher than that Kyl Oferson (SEA) 1Y 3,000,000 And that is all the signings, but if you want to look more like one-by-one here it is!: Tyler Walker; Signed by HC Davos 4-Year 10,000,000 Salary, AAV: 2,500,000 Kevin King; Signed by the Prague Phantoms 4-Year 10,000,000 Salary, AAV: 2,500,000 Gary Tarantino; Signed by the Vancouver Wolves 1-Year 3,000,000 Salary Micah Adrienne; Signed by the Malmö Nighthawks 2-Year 8,000,000 Salary, AAV: 2,000,000 Marshall James Frostbeard; Signed by the Malmö Nighthawks 4-Year 10,000,000 Salary, AAV: 2,500,000 Kirishima Wakaro; Signed by the Malmö Nighthawks 3-Year 4,500,000 Salary, AAV: 1,500,000 Jiggly Gumballs; Signed by the Los Angeles Stars 4-Year 12,000,000 Salary, AAV: 3,000,000 Jeffrey Pines; Signed by the Los Angeles Stars 4-Year 16,000,000 Salary, AAV: 4,000,000 (holy shit) Alec Volchenkov; Signed by London United (this is a shitty contract trust me) 4-Year 7,000,000 Salary, AAV: 2-Year 2,500,000, 2-Year 1,000,000 (That's even lower than my contract in Vegas!) Kyl Oferson; Signed by the Seattle Bears 1-Year 3,000,000 Should I keep doing Dominos Side like this, or should I stick with the past 4. Let me know in the replies below! Bye!

Ok, DC isn't really new. I didn't know and thought they were an expansion team, when I was thinking of Chicago.

All the terrible Andy Nexber Sigs (so far), First one:

I'll apply!

Wait, the draft is on Monday!? I need to do some serious grinding.

I'll join, not as a Group manager. Just a player.

1. I think Gary Rush with the blast to make the series tied, that was amazing. 2. Miami won games 1 and 2 so, they have a pretty good lead over 'auga. 3. I was pretty ok to me in my perspective and you two are very good at doing your job. Jiggs, you need to stay so the news guys who get drafted to Vegas can know your amazing work for the team! Spartan too! 4. Vegas then Riga, I actually am on Riga's list of draft picks they need so that'll be interesting. But the chances are 0.001 %. 5. Near 25th of December. I don't celebrate any parties except for New Year (obviously), and my sister's birthday. 6. My first ever post in there, I forgot what it was, but I can tell it was recent (1 maybe 2 months) Thanks for the press conference Jiggs!

There have been 2 signings of this week, 1 signing is from a new team, and the other has been around for, quite a time! So let's get into it! Guy Leiseur -> No context needed, this is a new team, Therefore this is 1 of their first signings in history! If i got drafted to this team... Leiseur will probably be part of Dragons history! Congrats to Guy to being signed and congrats to DC for signing this person and make this Topic happen! Round of applause for DC. Final Ranking: 9.7/10 I CANNOT REMEMBER THE OTHER GUY'S NAME, ALL I KNOW IS THAT HE WENT TO CALGARY. ANOTHER SIGNING BY @Jubis TO GET MOST SIGNINGS OF DOMINOS SIDE EVER!

Holy shit I went up by 215

Dominos Side #3 let's do this. So we recently had a new signing! So here it is. Tony Bolonee -> If you've seen Dominos Side #1 then you know what I'm going to say. It's the same this as General Zod and Bacon. Or he just got drafted? That's an option. Right? Final Ranking: 7/10 Hope you liked this episode of "Dominos Side"! Bye!

NO NOT DREW!!!

GG Miami.

Yay!

HOLY SHIT

WOOOOO

Hello. I am Domino. (That sounds like something from Big Hero Six) Hello guys, and today we will cover the resigning of Spencer Elsby So let's get into it! *le perfect introduction* Spencer Elsby-> This is a really weird thing because, in regular hockey, you can't sign or trade anybody until the off-season. But the season is not over yet for Helsinki. So that's kinda weird. But then again this is a Virtual Hockey League so there might, there can, there probably is a reason for this random af signing. But this was probably just a contract and not something like free agency. So what's the ranking Domino? Final Ranking: 9/10 So that's the end of Dominos Side #2, Tune in next time to find out the next signing! Bye! yes new record.