SimmerDown99

Lol love the history class, seems like your team is about the rule the world quite literally . Can’t wait to see how Napoleon takes over the VHL and takes out all his competition. For sure a funny media spot. 10/10 for the creativity, no doubt!

PT claim week 1 out of 2

Okay I’m back and I won’t write about the leafs this time. We all know they’re the best at this point. Boston and Montreal fans are just crazy, but they’ll learn. Since I made my article saying the VHLM was rigged against me I’ve done very well in the sims. Fantastic even at some points. Must have been getting close to something they didn’t want me to look into! But as the assistant captain of this beautiful team I think this week I’d like to highlight some of my team members who have been stepping up and have just been fu*king killing it. First off I really need to highlight our boy @Hex Universe! The rookie has been putting up mass amounts of TPE this season at 144 ALREADY and is going to be a difference maker come playoffs. He currently has 19 points and has had a fantastic week so far with 4 goals and 8 assist! He is also one of the top TPE earners this week at 20 TPE! This guy is going to be an all star in this league and I’m even scared he’s going to pass me in TPE after one season than I’ve accumulated in two. Not to mention the guy is super active in the locker room and always having a chat with the boys. Any team would be lucky to pick this guy up in the draft. Next I really want to highlight two of our top guys this year! @inflastud also known as Angel Wachiure and @frescoelmo also known as Its Gucci. Wachiure has been on fire this year! The guy isn’t loaded on TPE (185) but his numbers don’t lie. He has a couple seasons under his belt and this is currently his third season in the VHLM. This guy is second on the team in points (only behind me hehehehe), with almost a point per game. He is sitting at 35 points (16 goals and 19 assists) and this week has come in with 7 points so far (2 goals and 5 assists) not his number 1 week but not bad nonetheless. I personally think he will end the season around the same number he got in S74, which is around 63 points. Okay now let’s talk about the boy that’s having an all star week pumping out 15 points so far (4 goals and 11 assist)!!! Its Gucci has had a pretty good year but for some reason hasn’t exploded at max TPE already. This season he has put up a total of 34 points (9 goals and 25 assists). I would be scared of this guy now because it looks like he is about to put up big numbers. Definitely still a very good player at almost a point per game and I’m excited to see the huge production in the coming weeks! Over the season our goaltending has also improved, our starter @matt sovick has been steadily gaining TPE and is sitting at 162 currently. He also is sitting under 3 goals per game and has a 0.887 save percentage so if he pushes a little more on TPE he could be a wall of a goalie come playoffs for LVA! Before I let everyone go back to their lives I really want to highlight the stellar defense on LVA with three of them sitting at max TPE! The top boys are @Matt thunder, @Ledge_and_Dairy (Linus Zetterstrom), and @Wreckening (Chase Crosby). Thunder has had the best season on our team for all defenseman. He is also our only defenseman who is actually positive on our team at +5 , he is currently at 32 points (7 goals and 25 assists). Been a powerhouse this season and is quick on his feet being only 160lb’s. He won’t knock you off your feet on the ice but you’ve got to watch out because he’ll slip around you without you noticing! Zetterstrom is also having a very good year. Rolling at 26 points right now (5 goals and 21 assists). Our guy is the most defensive defenseman you’ll find around sitting at 88 ovr for defense already and 80 ovr for passing! As he just hit max TPE I foresee this man becoming a backbone to the success of this team. He’s not the biggest guy but still keep your head up as he is already at 53 hits! Excited to be on Riga with him for when we both join them next season. Last but not least we have Crosby, not a big powerhouse yet but I also foresee him being a big key to our success come playoff time! Almost at 80 ovr for both scoring and passing which may be stunting his production but also at 81 ovr for defense so is scary on the back end. He’s small, quick and agile, so he will pick pocket you just like Thunder! Watch out for these three when they’re on the ice because they’ll pick apart your offense like it’s nothing. Would like to give @JigglyGumballs and @Spartan a shout out also because they are crazy active and are always helping us newbies figure shit out. I’ve never done a sim league like this so it’s definitely been a fun experience and I definitely would have fu*ked it up without them. They’re great at running our squad and always make us a threat to other teams even if we aren’t stacked. I think the power house teams should still be worries about us because we can still come out of no where with these two. Great job and keep it up. For improvements we may need before the deadline I think it would just be a little more depth on offense, adding a high level player right before playoff time could be the difference maker for us! Not to underestimate me or anything but it still would be nice to have a TPE capped forward added to our squad. We are that wild card team right now that could swing big come playoff time or eat dirt in the first round. Obviously I want to be St Louis blues of these playoffs and have the underdog win it all. Watch for us because we’ll kick you while you’re down and then we’ll keep kicking!

1) Hopefully we can improve but I don’t think we will make a big splash in the post season here without maybe some kid of acquisition. 2) Oh head banging to Christmas music for sure and I’ve already been watching Christmas movies for a few months. Ready for the count down here 3) Hopefully going into the playoffs people can think of us as a threat! Want to go in there and kick some a$$. 4) 100% they are, they’ve also been paying off the refs all season with that money. 5) I really like when Marv gets smoked with bricks in home alone 2. By far the best moment in any movie ever! 6) I honestly don’t know much about the VHL yet but it’s probably @JigglyGumballs

Obviously you’re a unit, definitely making big plays this year! Toronto got a good one. Will support the VHL team even though it isn’t quite the TML but close enough right. I think some great points were made and I definitely think your top 5 list is on point. 10/10 article. Love to see the LVA boys doing good in the VHL

Definitely a great article, the players you mentioned are all stellar and definitely deserve to be on this roster! We could do a little less Miami though , can’t hate on McJake cause he is a fellow Riga man like myself. However I noticed I am missing on this list so I’m going to have to give you a 9/10 due to the lack of me being there. Great article still. Have a good one

Hi I’m back with more on the leafs because of all the support they received in my last post. So our locker room this week has been very intense with the leafs fans. Lots of positivity focusing on how the leafs are going to win the Stanley cup next year. Which we all know is just very obvious. This has improved our locker room spirit for sure and I’m excited to win every game ahead just like the Toronto Maple Leafs will do at the start of this NHL season. Lately I have been playing a poor, it’s been pretty tough to watch me go under a point per game but I think with that intense maple leaf energy everything will sort itself out next week. My team (LVA) came out of this season firing! I know in the last week it hasn’t looked great but that doesn’t stop us. As one of our teams assistant captains I feel as if I have not hyped the boys up enough, and going forward this will change! We definitely need to focus more on our lord and savior Auston Matthews and take some of that energy and put it into our game. I think the sims may also be rigged against us just as the first round is rigged against the leafs (Like y’all be watching that reffing tho). At this point I have no evidence but I know what is going on and I think we should all stop playing games in the meantime while I look into it. As a great man once said “STOP THE COUNT”. I will look into how we lost to Philly, they are by far the easiest competition for us his year so I have no clue how we could have lost! Again I think this is happening because we are Toronto Maple Leaf fans! For some reason the world is rigged against us. Again not the fret this will all be sorted out soon with my lawyers. I would now like to get in to a heated discussion about how Miami has some how been seen as a better team this year! I’d like to squash these comments! We are the best! I’d like to comment on that even though our stats have been rigged we are doing better than them so obviously we are superior. Teams like Mexico and Philly should be very scared about us come playoffs! I will personally go out there and crush them like the Boston Bruins! Okay I’m honestly running out of things to say and I don’t think I’m all out of sarcasm but this year has definitely been interesting and I hope that LVA can step up! We’ve got some great GM’s so I’m excited to see what we can accomplish before the end of the season. If you made it this far into reading this good for you, I have no clue how you did it but I appreciate your time lol. Hope everyone has a fantastic day! GO LEAFS GO!

Not a bad outlook. I’d definitely consider my Aces better than Miami but that’s fair with the 3A-3B comment. 100% on Philly, they’ve been killing it. Hopefully we can still smack them around come playoffs. Love the article a little controversial for sure though . Overall still 8/10!

I really like how you named me the offensive beast of my team. I would have come up with the same answer so I’m glad we agree! Overall though it was a great read. Good to see all the talent on other teams right now! No doubt 10/10 article!

1) Awesome start, definitely makes me excited! 2) Right now I think we can maintain what we’ve been doing! Our goalie is improving and I hope he can reach an amazing level come playoffs! We will definitely need him. 3) Honestly right now I think I’m playing awesome. Definitely always room for improvement though. Would like to score a few more goals than I am now. 4) Right now I think it may be goal tending but I’m thinking that will improve by the end of the season! 5) Didnt have time for toys! Always on the grind. Can’t stop, won’t stop. 6) I avoided everything to do with that conversation, and I have no regrets lol.

1) I’m super excited. I think I’ll be a much more consistent producer for the team this season and I’m excited for that. 2) I don’t want to get to ahead of myself but I think we will make the playoffs and do pretty well. Not going to jinx anything here though. 3) Well I’m learning more and I’ve started doing Media Spots so I think it’s gonna increase my progression. 4) I think I’ll get 50 points this season for sure. 5) I actually don’t know much about this, I’ll have to go look at it a little more. 6) Definitely playing hockey out on the pond with the boys. Always good memories of that growing up ?

Spartan always speaks the truth

Well it’s official, I was a mid fourth round pick this VHL draft. Not exactly where I thought I was going to go but I’m excited because it’s given me some drive to show teams what they may have missed out on. I’m excited to join Riga because it’s actually where I wanted to go. They seem like they have a great locker room and I feel like it could be a really good fit. But I’m very excited for another season with Vegas in the VHLM. We fell short in my first ever season but I’m hopeful that we can pull it off here, they’ve got me you know. I’ve definitely learned a lot over the last month and that’s a really due to my GM and AGM in Vegas. They’ve been fantastic and we have the best locker room in the VHLM for sure! Being a lower end player in my first season I really want to be a steady goal scorer in S75 and contribute to my team. I hope to be at least a 60 point player and help push us into the playoffs which is very doable on a team like ours. When joining the VHLM for the first time here I did not think I would get into the league really but it’s actually been a blast. The boys in the Vegas locker room are pretty chill as well here. For anyone who doesn’t know much about Vegas we are a group of only leafs fans and die hard ones at that. So we are constantly talking about how good the leafs are in our discord chat. I think everyone would be lucky to join our team with the pure legends that make it. But in all seriousness I personally think we have a great team in the VHLM. But the VHL is in my future here soon and I’m excited for that. My goal as a player is to become a high level scorer and focus on being a two-way player with a strong defense. My scoring is already pretty strong coming into next season so I hope to produce in the way my stats show. When I do join the VHL I do hope to be a contender. Riga had a pretty good season but fell short in the playoffs. I hope that when I join we can push them out of the first round! Because as you all know. The first round is impossible to get out of. As a leafs fan I find first rounds should just be skipped and we should automatically get a pass into the second round. The first round is obviously rigged and I know all of you would agree with that. Getting back on track here though. I think by the time I reach Riga it is very likely they will be a dangerous team. They had lots of picks in the draft and personally I think that is going to lead to a lot of success in the future here. Thanks for reading my rant about me. Have a great one

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1) I thought we did pretty good. I think we will be competitive still. 2) I think we should have won that series against them. But I feel less bad about losing because they did win the whole thing. 3) I expect myself to produce a ton more. I’m hoping to score at least 25 goals this season. Minimum. 4) I think the Riga Reign interest me the most currently. 5) Definitely a big baseball player, played semi pro so I’d say I’m okay at it. 6) And honestly I don’t know much about the World Cup here but if Canada is in it I’m 120% cheering for them.

1. For a new player I think I did okay in the playoffs. Would definitely like to produce more for the team next year season! 2. Miami definitely 3. Yall did great choosing me late ? and I think my season was decent for being new. Again I hope to produce more next season! 4. Right now I’m just focusing on being with Vegas next year and earning big minutes. 5. Christmas decorations are already up and the movies and music started back in October ? 6. I think we had a great community and I’m excited for next season

1) I think we dominated, the boys are coming together this post season 2) Maybe Yukon. But whoever it is won’t be as good! 3) I’m hoping to get a bigger role next season and I think challenge wise it’s just keeping consistent growth. 4) No pressure, ready to go round 2 5) Scoring my first goal was pretty great 6) Oh favorite video game is definitely CHEL, run that shit everyday

Yes he did ?

10+ TPE for me please (Connor Sim)

1) We have a very talented team and I think we are a big threat this year! 2)Depth is always good to have on teams, I think having some new teammates here will be good come playoffs 3)Oh you gotta have a pre-game ritual with all the boys 4) I think maybe pick up a last piece to add to our top 6 on defense. That would really push us into the playoffs 5) Working out so I can eat an entire turkey and pumpkin pie later 6)I totally forgot about world juniors, I’ll have to get back to you on that one.

1) Trying to improve my scoring ability and hopefully start to make a difference here come mid-season 2) Oh definitely me, working hard on those corners. Everyone loves a gritty 4th liner 3) Still working on depth but if the new guys including me more hard this season we should be great come playoffs 4) Definitely a superstitious guy, I always have to be the last one off the ice after warmup 5) From the very little amount of experience in this league I can’t really say, but I’ve been enjoying it so far. 6) Honestly gotta support my main man Gordon Ramsay on this one and say pineapple does not belong on pizza

Player Information Username: SimmerDown99 Player Name: Connor Sim Recruited From: Reddit Age: 18 Position: RW Height: 76 in. Weight: 205 lbs. Birthplace: Canada Player Page @VHLM GM