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IM IN A TRADE TREE?!?!

You already know how I feel! let’s get to work!!

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1) earn. 2) probably something by Trace Adkins or Legndary by Welshly Arms 3) nobody but I will admit I’d be cooler if the Calgary Wranglers were in it 4) party like the 90’s!! Enjoy the moment and come to VHL and bring there success here. 5) I truthfully think Rockstar should be GM in the VHL next opening but other then that there’s a lot of great candidates for both leagues. 6) nicest arena- Calgary would obviously be the best! As for discord I think the sports area is cool.

It’s no surprise to anyone the Calgary Wranglers were disappointing to see get out in game five for the wild card spot in the North Division however it’s a exciting time for this team as there’ll be some changes with the management and roster. having this young core is fun to watch and with that said management could decide on testing the market on if they can bring in that missing piece for a playoff run or if they’ll continue this development of a team. I know myself I’d love to come out next season and perform better as a team but also as an individual I’m excited to see what happens with our roster as I’ve felt pretty comfortable here and expect some big things in this team. We have some solid pieces we really just need to convert and become contenders. I feel this potentially could be a strong season let’s hope this feel is turned out correct or this article could bite me in the ass next season This team is exciting and to be a part of it has been enjoyable and just want to help win some this season and do my part. The new management will set the tone on what there expecting out of the core with what we have in there following moves but either way we know how tough this team is and we’re not backing down. Time will only tell and it’s gonna be fun to be apart of and I can’t wait for the next season already!!

Seasons been over for Cowboy Prout here in Calgary. This young defencemen that played the rest of the regular season and into wild card for the Calgary Wranglers where he’s found his home and it’s been perfect fit. Getting traded back up north close to his ranch was fitting. He’s now been in his offseason workout routines and has sights on a bigger season next year. For some hockey players in the North they follow the legend Gary Roberts workouts and diets. For some hockey schools or camps expect for one particular player named Cowboy Prout. This young Canadian born player has a different approach and we’re going to look into how this will affect his play and more importantly his health. Step one Cowboy Prouts breakfast starts his day with 1 box of add water pancakes, 12 pack of Labbet Blue 5 cigarettes and 1lbs of Canadian bacon. now for workouts. Cowboy Prouts workouts aren’t quite what’d you expect from a professional hockey player or athlete but he likes to start off by chopping wood. He likes to warm up with getting his camp fire wood ready. Next he likes to go bull riding. He feels this is important for his strength and balance on the ice. Nobody seems to want to know further details on his thought process here so we’ll carry on. He then likes to copy a movie scene from Rocky. Cowboy Prout will catch chickens (he does butcher them himself and freezes them after) so next he likes to flip some big tractor tires around the fields. He then milks his cows and actually thinks the faster he milks them the better the hands he’ll get on ice. (Again we don’t question it) After his chores he likes to light a Cuban cigar and sit on his porch with some more Labbet Blue and enjoy being alone since he don’t like people. Which I think was obvious as we’ve all seen the New York Interview that went south pretty quick and left the young man with a couple charges pressed and was a factor into being traded. At the end end of the day and getting his wood stove ready he likes to make himself some more food that is poutine, fresh cut steaks and chicken tacos all meat from his ranch while drinking some good old Canadian club (CC) whiskey and enjoying the views off his porch watching the sun fall and not giving a single fuck on what’s going on around him. Cowboy Prouts steps were pretty simple when sharing these to fellow teammates of the Wranglers however some have advised the GM @Jubis and which led to him stepping down after hearing about Cowboy Prouts reply. (Also Jubis has yet tucked in Cowboy Prout as per contract and the league should really do a investigation) At the end of the day we all have different ways of training and getting better in this sport. As we know this wild Cowboy has a odd way of living and training he has his focus and goals set pretty high after being disappointed in his wild card series and overall season performance. Could this season be his break out and he finally performs to what he was projected to be? Or will he remain a bust from that season 75 draft. All these answers will be relieved soon enough. For now players train in the offseason and get ready to come back the following. Cowboy Prout will surely look too Yeehaw his opponents and prove why his training is the best that an athlete can do. (thank you @dasboot for helping me spell that word at 10:49 pm in discord gen chat, much appreciated for giving me the word particular)

1) since trades I’ve felt like I haven’t performed the best. I definitely have to come back this upcoming season better then this. As a team I had fun and wished we woulda made a better push but it was great getting into playoffs 2) new GM. I think it’ll show us with what moves and decisions are made. Obviously we want to compete but we have a young core still and hopefully we’ll continue to grow together 3) probably happy Gilmore I mean it fits don’t it? 4) making big saves in big moments. It’s exciting and we know as a team Asky will be strong back there! 5) i won last season (my first time) and got last this season so I’m disappointed but I’ll have to regroup and get my shit together 6) depending on line ups and who’s here I think we’re all pretty solid so it’s anyones game right now.

I’m actually very very interested into this series it’s something that’ll I’ll definitely be looking forward to seeing progress. Great to see people like yourself adding to your resume this early in your time here!

Playoffs have started the best time of the year and the Calgary Wranglers have now played there first two games vs the Bears. The Wranglers being down 2-0 already here in the wild card I’ve noticed one thing about my player (Cowboy Prout) and I can’t help but think is how poorly I’ve been playing since they trade. The Calgary Wranglers have been nothing but just fun to be on I’ve really enjoyed the time so far. I’d like more production out of myself as SB and hits have taken a dive even which has been frustrating to see especially in this wild card series where I was hoping to have myself playing better and chipping in. I’ll have to work on getting myself better in the mean time then. One thing I’ve noticed is we have a solid defensive side on this team and maybe not a lot of Defencemen production can result into this is my wild guess? I really don’t see why we can’t click together as we’re all pretty solid and have decent builds to where it should be effective enough. But again the sim is always gonna be the sim and you just have to hope for the best Hopefully we don’t do bad as GM Jubis has announced he’s stepping down and we will search for a new gm in the offseason. I’m kinda sad to see him go as he took a chance on trading for me and has been nothing but great to deal with. I’d like to wish him well in life however.

Review- good write up but I’d recommend some spacing/ bold words added as it looks dry but still a good article just could touch it up abit. I enjoyed some of the things you’ve said in here and making your player have a character and a background is always fun 8/10

review- love the small details as in who was gm and the team. Nicely written and some good information here with the details I like reading history like this in the league personally so for a in depth is something neat. Good format 10/10

Good write up and nice little details about upcoming pipeline Riga has. I’d like to see more stats involved on depth side to really see the players and what stands out most about them and then to add your opinion. Pretty easy to follow as in for spacing. Nice welcoming to any first gens/ prospects teams have that get mentioned in these articles. 7/10!

Review- awesome JUICEEEE write up as usual, love seeing Toronto joke around about social club and these types of post! good piece and well written I’d say format fits what you intended so all good there! 10/10 well done buddy!

1) he sucks!! Trade him back!! (Joking) but i should and wish to be better in all reality.. sorry team! 2) heard a lot of good things about him from members in the community. Definitely was glad he took a chance on me on deadline and has been nothing short of a great guy. I wish him the best and hope we do something special in his last season. 3) the whole team! We’re all in this together! 4) probably go with the good ol Mr Sub/ little ceasers combo- the ones in my area are good so I can’t complain:) 5) media spots I guess? Haven’t tried a graphic tbh. But a media spot can just be something silly and simple to get some nice tpe! 6) our gm

Congratulations Hylands!!

I’ll let you decide lol why so serious tonight?

Damn I can’t even get a tag when mentioned?

The trade deadline has officially passed and in the books. With one trade that effects myself and gives me something to reflect on was my trade to the Calgary Wranglers. My time in New York was good. I had some amazing teammates in @thadthrasher @Tate @Rhynex Entertainment @jhatty8 And more :)! I’d like to thank @dlamb and @Esso2264 for drafting me and giving me a chance in my first creation. Thank you for everything. Cheers! Now onto Calgary Wranglers. I’m honestly excited I like this team’s direction and the team. I’ve been welcomed nicely and looks like I’ll be here to hopefully help in post season. This is a great opportunity and I’m just hyped and ready to get myself started in my new journey and home. I hope to still be able to perform the way I’ve been but the ultimate goal for me is how the team does and team success which I hope to help bring. @Patrik Tallinder and @Jubis thank you. I hope to make a positive difference here and to overall help and be a good defencemen for seasons to come. This is honestly a great opportunity and I’m thankful you guys got me. This team looks and feels great to be on and I hope I represent what you guys look for well. Thats a wrap im ready for my new team and chapter while I’m thankful for my last! This was my way of saying thank you and others for me to say I’m ready to begin!

SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!

@dlamb thanks buddy I appreciate everything and good luck !

Jokes on you BOOM loves me and my life’s a joke so that’s TWO JOKES ON YOU

Vacation is something a Cowboy would never do. Working 7 days a week on there ranch Yeehawing away day by day. This really isn’t something this young man does. Hell he’s never taken one in his life before. He’s always worked on the farm on those long days up north while hacking darts and drinking that good ol Canadian beer and not that cheap American water bullshit! Cowboy Prout will bull ride and showcase his talents off ice that he has. From being on the farm on those long days and only being able to see glimpses from when he’s inside the Calgary stampede is what this Cowboy dreams of. Smoking darts, cold beer, country music and being with those Yeehaw people he fits right in! (Almost) the Calgary Stampede also being up North has always caught his attention and something he’s dreamed of! The better part of his vacation his ranch his now new VHL team the Calgary Wranglers! He’s right in his hometown so he don’t have to travel (which he hates). See look at this we’re off to a great start! It’s positively I spread! Good ol western boy don’t need no fancy ass vacation being plain Jane is all he’s ever been known to be! He’s not gonna give a shit when he goes to the Calgary Stampede he’s missing teeth enjoying those smokes with his cold beer ripping his shirt like he’s some kind of Hulk Hogan muti but he’s actually stronger then the real version! Hell maybe going to the Calgary Stampede Cowboy Prout may even be able to get the one and only Boom himself to be his date since he forgot to give him a Valentine’s Day card! And possibly take one of those cute pictures together in front of a old beat up pickup truck! (Yes @Juice he’s mine from San Diego so fuck off ya munchkin) I even give him beers and chicken wings and a steak at this event WHEN he comes! DISCLAIMER for Booms sake or anyone else that’d like to tag along. Yes if Juice try’s to attempt at coming and take you back I will and I mean I will rope him tie him up and bring him to the lovely Calgary zoo and toss him in a cage somewhere by himself and make a sign saying “ My names Juice. I stink like beef and cheese and Cowboy Prout put me here since I’m a naughty boy and needed a time-out. Please don’t leave without taking a picture of me and giving me a juice box (provided by the Calgary Wranglers) and some animal crackers. Have a good rest of your visit!” So now ask me if Juice will bother us! Also on this side not wondering if fellow newly Calgary Wranglers teammates or management would even to tag along for some team bonding and get there partying ready for when they actually win this season looking forward to joining this team and being back to the north of the boarder! Remember this, EVERYBODY SAY IT! SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!! People mentioned ( @BOOM @Juice)

Loved playing with ya and you already know how I feel about you. Good luck in New York!

Thanks Bana