In recent weeks, the VHL has experienced a civil war of epic proportions. Longtime commishioner Higglypuffs has tried to put down the rebellion led my communist party leader Munk. In order to settle their dispute without claiming more innocent lives, Munk and Higglypuffins have arraigned a boxing match.
Higglypuffs - 5\'6\" 180puunds
In the left corner of the ring, we have Higglypuffins, standing at 5 foot 6 and 180 puunds (Canadians pronounce pounds incorrectly). Higglypuffs has never fought in a ring before, though he is well known in his old high school for stealing Kesler's kids lunch money. Higglypuffins has been training with world renowned gloryhog Donald Graper.
- Kesler
Munk - 4'11 210
In the other corner, we have Munk. As John Madden loved to say in an old Madden game, "He's short, but he's stocky. He's small, but he's fast." Munk has also never been in a boxing match, but he is very good at confusing his opponent. Munk plans on telling his opponent he is both a Chelsea and Man U fan, as if that is possible. Munk had been training with world renowned trainer Birdman. Munk is well known for carrying around King Arthur's seat for him.