Someone's name is Don Draper and I bring you glorious news. Today is a gloriously sad day for the VHL as Bennett Wahl was kicked out of a bar in Yukon for repeatedly shouting at the bartender "TF Higginpuffs u cheky kent i will unleash graper and u." In case you haven't figured it out, the bartender was Higgins. Yukon Rush GM Austin Gow owns the bar, and was kind enough to let Higgins be the bartender because he wanted to make some extra cash. Now, Gow's kind act has resulted in a team dispute, as Higgins and Graper are now upset with Bennett Wahl. Bennett Wahl has also been brainwashing people on Yukon, as some Nykvist scrub and Mr. Salvador have turned to Wahl's aid.
Anyway, in all seriousness, the Rush locker room this season has possibly been my favorite ever. We had some really cool active people, and everyone speaking like Munk is pretty fun. Thanks to everyone for the great season, and we are 2 more games from a cup woo woo!