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Good series Bratislava. You guys were probably one of the best vhlm teams ever, and I think it's kind of a miracle we won 2 games. Enjoy your cup!

lobo 2 gud

Munk 2 gud

Yukon had 24 shots.

YUKON DO IT!

Quitting team if that's the case

Munk I'd make you a sig but I have 0 artistic ability

Squinty!

Mike why was I only in 27 plays last game? I demand a trade.

Welcome back though I didn't really know you

Really good game.

Cancer sucks. Thanks for visiting these kids, I'm sure it means a lot to them.

Riga Saves the Giraffes by Playing League of Legends! While many members of the VHL Mike spend their time off playing League of Legends or otherwise entertaining themselves, the Reign have a different plan in mind. After hearing about the Giraffe that was fed to a lion in a Danish zoo, the Reign were outraged and became interested in giraffe wildlife preservation. In case you missed the story on Riga’s illegal giraffe trafficking earlier in the season, just know that the Reign have a long history with giraffes. Upon some basic research, Riga discovered that some types of giraffes are endangered due to a combination of illegal poaching and low birth rates. Many Africans illegally poach giraffes in order to sell their hide and either eat or sell the meat. In hopes of saving future generations of giraffes from poaching, Riga decided to set up a League of Legends charity tournament in which teams submitted $50 to play (or people could pay $10 to spectate). Any team that managed to beat the Reign in a match would receive $500 and an autographed jersey. All the profits made from the event would go towards the G>T Foundation (Giraffes>Tavares Foundation). It turns out that Riga’s League of Legends squad was unstoppable. Robin Gow was AD Carry and teamed up with his brother, RGIII, who was Taric support. Mike Szatkowski Jr. played mid and was dominant in dishing out the damage. Damon Tyrael spent most of his time in the jungle killing dragons and Baron and stuff. Brennan McQueen played as Captain Teemo and pissed everyone off by putting mushrooms all over the map. There was a disturbance during the tournament when Thomas Landry was not allowed in. Landry arrived riding his horse and carrying his musket, and security would not allow Landry to enter with those two dangerous objects. However, Landry would not take no for an answer, and shouted his Confederate war cry before charging into the event. It is rumored that Konstantin Jaroslav Azhishchenkov wanted to fight Landry, but was held back by his friends. Luckily, RGIII managed to convince Landry to leave before any harm was done by telling Landry his next media spot would be up soon and needed to be graded. Riga was undefeated during the charity event due to RGIII carrying the team on his back. The only team that came close to beating Riga in the tournament was Kimmo Salo’s. Unfortunately for Salo, his team was disqualified when it was discovered he was wearing a shirt saying “I hate giraffes.” The charity event wound up producing $12,345.67 for the Giroux Giraffes>Tavares Foundation. This money will go towards a variety of purposes such as educating giraffes how to best avoid Thomas Landry poachers and educating poachers on why killing giraffes is bad. Hopefully by reading this you've decided to help save the giraffes too, because they look really awesome when they fight each other by using their necks as a weapon.

Content: 3/3 - Congrats on the job! I enjoyed having you in Yukon for the short time you were my assistant. Looks like your time as GM is already off to an exciting start as you already have potential trades going on. Best of luck to you except for when you play Yukon Grammar: 1.75/2 - The Flannel man got this. Appearance: 1/1 Overall: 5.75/6 Final: 6/6

Content: 3/3 - The McGow line was surprisingly good this year, it seems this line has some great chemistry going with Jamie's physicality, Robin's playmaking, and my goal scoring. As to my slowed down development, it is true my tpe production has gone down lately, but I hope to prove you wrong! Grammar: 1.75/2 - The Civil War veteran got this. Appearance: 1/1 - Looks good. Overall: 5.75/6 Final: 6/6

Content: 3/3 - Rift has been excellent in the playoffs so far and I believe he has had a few shutouts. In order to win a cup, teams usually need an elite goalie and Rift brings that to the table for Quebec. Best of luck to Mr. Rift and hopefully he can retire with a cup! Grammar: 2/2 - Just one mistake. Silly Batman. down.And = down. And Appearance: 1/1 - Flannel. Overall: 6/6 Final: 6/6

Close first game

3 2 Niklas Lindberg Jack Sound Sergey Brovalenko

Overview: 2.75/3 - I took some points off because I felt like it was a little short. It must have been a tough decision for Andrew to leave his family to further his hockey career. It's cool that he could have played at Princeton if the VHL didn't work out. Your writing skills seem pretty good, hopefully you come back here and become active again because I think you definitely could become a good 2 way forward if you want. Grammar: 2/2 - A few mistakes. Sorensen was born in Florida but his family moved to Minnesota when his mother got a job transfer to manage a small town hospital when he learned the game of hockey at a young age and excelled in his youth league where he developed a reputation at a young age for his mature hockey IQ. = Run on sentence its anticipated that = it's anticipated that there's further holes in his game = there are further holes in his game Pros: 1/2 - Under 200 words and under 3 sentences for each one. Cons: 1/2 -Under 200 words and under 3 sentences for each one. Overall: 7.75/10

TBH Jamie should be in MVP consideration.

Dat Rift shutout

Good series Minot, and nice job Yukon (Maxy/Munk)! It's going to be tough playing the Watchmen next, but we'll try our best.

Yeah what he said!