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Content: 3/3 - I am defineitly better looking than Jim also a fireball! I'm pumped for Riga's future we have a good core going here and a good locker room.I like the Kyrie Knight mention #Yukon 2 gud. I am interested to see if all these new goalie prospects result in lower scoring. I noticed Jim said obviously a lot. Interesting point with Turku on letting the new players go to other teams instead of being the only person in the locker room. One thing that may help with keeping VHLM locker rooms active is just having people in there for fun, like how I for some reason had Boom in my locker room when I joined Yukon and he's still here and posting a lot. Poor Vasteras, they do just seem to be cursed lately. Your 2nd viewer enjoyed this podcast! Professionalism: 2/2 - Sounded professional, good intro, stayed on topic. Editing: 1/1 - I really like the law and order intro. Overall: 6/6 - Nice job.

Multiple Reign Players Arrested due to Giraffe Smuggling In a shocking discovery, there are police reports circulating that multiple players on the Riga Reign were involved in the biggest giraffe scandal in giraffe history. According to reports, Riga allegedly held ten giraffes within their training facilities, with each giraffe wearing a jersey resembling a different VHL team. How any kind of clothing is made for giraffes is questionable, but it would certainly be a tall order. Upon further investigation, the Claude Giroux News Network has the inside scoop on why the Reign decided to house multiple giraffes. According to Riga GM Mike Wozniak, the giraffe fiasco started in the beginning of the season due to Riga’s newly acquired rookie, Robert Gow III. Here’s what Mr. Wozniak had to say, “This is all RGIII’s fault. In the beginning of the season, RGIII asked me how it was possible to transport giraffes to the zoo due to their tall height. When I told him they use special tall trailers with roofs that can be lowered, he didn’t believe me. To prove RGIII wrong, I made a bet with him that I could successfully transport a giraffe from the zoo to Riga. Everything went downhill from there.” To successfully steal a giraffe from the zoo and bring it to Riga’s facilities, Mike had to recruit some members of the Reign. According to multiple team members, Riga decided to send their worst player into the cheetah pit to distract the security team while Brennan McQueen and Damon Tyrael smuggled the giraffe into the giraffemobile. Unfortunately, things did not go according to plan as Robin Gow was too scared to go in the cheetah pit, resulting in a deer being placed there instead. Eventually, Mike and company managed to transport the giraffe back to team facilities, though it must have been a pain in the neck. Once Riga was finished with the giraffe situation, they had to practice for their game against the Seattle Bears the next day. As a joke, Mike Szatkowski Jr. bought a custom made Seattle Bears giraffe jersey and put it on the giraffe. The next day, Riga beat the Bears in a thrilling win. Because they won, Riga became superstitious and decided they needed to get another giraffe and a Cologne Express giraffe jersey before their next game. After smuggling another giraffe using the same plan as before, the Reign dressed it in an Express jersey, resulting in another Riga win! Because the giraffes had won two games in a row for Riga, they decided they needed to have a giraffe represent each team in the VHL. Every morning before practice, Riga would go to the nearest zoo they hadn't already robbed and steal another giraffe until they managed to obtain nine total giraffes to represent all the teams Riga would play. After a string of bad luck and a lot of losses, the Reign decided they needed to smuggle one last giraffe to represent the Riga Reign and satisfy their superstition. Unfortunately for Riga, their final giraffe smuggling did not go according to plan. Someone tipped off the cops about ahead of time, and the cops set a trap for the Reign. After an intense car chase with the giraffe in the back seat, the cops arrested each Reign member involved. It is possible that the each member involved in the giraffe smuggling could face up to ten years in jail. However, it is rumored that the VHL dictator commissioner has bribed police officials to let the Reign out of jail.

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Giroux>Tavares

Will you ever beat me at haxball? Yu kont do it

That Gordan Bombay hat trick

Gow 3 points

How did you find the VHL Where did you come up with the name Blaine Olynik Why am I your favorite person on this board

Content: 3/3 - Nice article on how the Riga Reign have the best future in the league in my completely non-biased opinion. It seems as though Riga has a good mix of defensive minded forwards, playmakers, and goal scorers. Also LOL Mike's goalie. Grammar: 2/2 - I am disappointed in you. VHL rookie of the year VHL Rookie of the Year Appearance: 1/1 - I am better than you at NHL. Overall: 6/6 Final: 6/6

Content: 3/3 - Nice article pointing out the Rush's strengths and weaknesses for our playoff push. If Bjorkstrand and Bennett Wahl keep their progress up our offense should be at least decent by the end of the year. As for our defense, if you keep up this activity our defense can become really dominant with you and Frederick Ernst. Grammar: 2/2 - Only a few mistakes. be taking the reigns if he continues = be taking the reins if he continues Their offense have been unable = Their offense has been unable European conference = European Conference Appearance: 1/1 - Looks good. Overall: 6/6 Final: 6/6

Will you be able to fit a camera in your closet?

Yukon claims Dexter Morgan

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Fun fact of the day, Tavares<Zach Rinaldo

very cool. Maybe you can do these for VHLM teams at some point

Legion 3-2

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This. My favorite head coach hire so far is probably Lovie Smith, not just because of him but the great staff he brought with him too.

Giroux>Tavares

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I'm with you guys. I dislike all the teams left but the Broncos.

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Overview: 3/3 - Since Salo was born in Helsinki, it would be cool for him to someday play for Helsinki. Rinne seems like a great goaltender to model after after if you keep up your work with Salo, maybe you can become the VHL version of Rinne. Grammar: 2/2 - Couldn't find anything. I don't know for sure if pro's is supposed to be pros, so I didn't take anything off. Presentation: 1/1 - Looks beautiful since there are no Islanders pictures in it Pros: 2/2 - Just over 200 words. Don't let in those garbage goals like the Islanders goalie. Cons: 2/2 - Over 200 words. Overall: 10/10 Final: 10/10

Thanks for all those 2nd round picks in this draft I got good people. Also thanks for the 3 first rounders next draft that = more good people. Also I would like to announce to everyone that I beat Jim in our NHL 13 Stanley Cup series once again, which makes it 2 out of 3 now. It turns out he may have cheated also, as we use created teams that have to stay within the salary cap, and his team was 8 million over so he had to change some players. For some reason, Bobby Ryan was really good for me in our series as he got me a hat trick in a game and had the most goals in the series. Anways, back to the VHL. Oh yeah, this is usually where I post that Victor is an old man. Also, we should update the sim more so a lot of the vhlm actives dont have 0 tpe in the sim. I think I should be over 150 words now so peace out girl scouts. Bye Squinty.