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Content: 3/3 - Funny article, I liked the shot at Jardy I also always like the little ending you leave at the end of your articles. Grammar: 2/2 - sreppuY Appearance: 1/1 - I like the pictures. Final: 6/6 Overall: 6/6

I was surprised not only with his stupid decisions, but how inaccurate RGIII was. The Redskins only had 3 passing yards after 3 quarters.

Lol RG3-7, Eagles in first place, who woulda thunk.

Ottawa Lynx Auction Used Gear for Charity Because the members of the Season 35 Ottawa Lynx are such amazing people, people will spend an absurd amount of money in order to own previous Lynx memorabilia. Jim Gow, the greedy GM of the Lynx, wanted all Ice Dogs memorabilia to be sold for profit with all the money entering his pockets. The Lynx unanimously disagreed with Mr. Gow’s decision and decided to sell all their old equipment to benefit various charities. The following are the items that were somehow auctioned for a ridiculous amount of money. Mike Szatkowski Jr.’s First Game Goalie Stick - $50,000 Who would spend $50,000 on a hockey stick? If you guessed Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, you guessed right! While Mr. Jones is not a fan of the Lynx or hockey in general, he has been looking for a new defensive coordinator. Jones believes that Szatkowski Jr.’s stick is the best option available at the present, and has offered his stick a 20 year deal believed to have $100 million guaranteed. Robin Gow’s Gatorade Bottle - $35,000 We don’t know the full identity of the man who bought Gow’s Gatorade bottle, but we do know the man’s first name was Victor and he looked to be around 70 years old. Victor then said something about needing a drink from getting tired from 10 minute walks into “town.” This was the last time the world will ever see Victor. Brennan McQueen’s Empty Bubble Pack - $45,000 This was the oddest auction of the night, as the price kept going higher and higher with only one bidder. Thomas Landry, HC Davos Dynamo’s star forward, was bidding against himself for over 15 minutes. Upon purchasing this valuable bubble gum pack, Landry looked sad and threw the pack in the trash. It was later discovered that Landry believed the bubble gum pack to be a musket cartridge, as Landry is known to own a musket and be obsessed with the American Civil War. Robin Gow’s First Lynx Jersey - $0.01 It turns out that no one wanted Robin Gow’s jersey, which was purchased out of pity by New York Americans GM Ryan Sullivan. When asked what he would do with Robin’s jersey, Mr. Sullivan said, “I needed a new rag to clean off all the trophies New York has.” We’re not sure if Robin would see this to be offensive, but we’re not going to rag on him too much. Robert Gow III’s Custom Xbox Controller - $500,000 By now, the world is aware of how great of a Call of Duty player RGIII is; He is widely known as the best Cod player in the world, and has the most kills on Team Optic. The purchaser of RGIII’s controller was his father, Austin Gow, who said he was really proud of his son’s video gaming ability. In honor of being so good at shooting virtual terrorists, the $500,000 was donated to the Alien Invasion Defense Agency, an organization that hopes to prepare the world for an alien invasion by 2020.

Content: 3/3 - I remember making fun of you last season for only having 2 hits last season, and both came in that one game. Good to see Landry is becoming a physical player and I think you'll become a very good player. Grammar: 2/2 - I did this on my other account Appearance: 1/1 - Looks good. Overall: 6/6 Final: 6/6

Content: 3/3 - Interesting article looking at all the thought that goes on behind the scenes in picking the next city for expansion teams. It's interesting that you pointed out the Midwest doesn't have a representative in the North American Conference. I'm sure the five people that live there wish they could see some hockey. Grammar: 2/2 - The Cowboys fan got everything. Appearance: 1/1 - Looks good. Overall: 6/6 Final: 6/6

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Content: 3/3 - Recruitment is a big area for us to focus on, but not just recruting people. Advertising the league on other websites is great and brings in a lot of people, but we need to make things more attractive for new members once they join, so we don't have so many people leave. How we should go about that, I don't know. Grammar: 2/2 - Couldn't find anything. Appearance: 1/1 - Nice pictures. Overall: 6/6 - Hi. Final: 6/6

Content: 3/3 - 40 points so far this season is very good for a rookie. Don't worry about the scoring, it will come once your tpe catches up with VHL caliber defenses and goalies. Good luck and keep up the good work. Grammar: 2/2 - Couldn't find anything, nice job. Appearance: 1/1 - Looks good. Overall: 6/6 Final: 6/6

Yeah, Tolzien didn't look too bad. He gets the ball out fast and seems to have a decent pocket presence. I couldn't tell if he had a noodle arm from that short amount of time, and he did have some accuracy problems.

I guess I don't care too much since the Lynx are the best team in the league this year, but RGIII has been absolutely awful this year. I would bring up his stats but the S35 index is not available right now for some reason. I think he has around 7 goals and 4 assists, which is absolutely awful considering he has over 100 tpe and is getting a good amount of playing time. The only reason to this problem I can think of is skating and defense are a really big part of the sim. I was following the "optimal tpe setup" on the Ottawa Lynx forum, but I'm not sure that this is optimal. I think that skating and defense play a bigger role than most other stats (I have heard from some GMs and such that defense is really important). So I'm going to get my skating and defense to 60 soon to see if that fixes anything, and if not I'll just be convinced the sim in the VHLM hates me. Hopefully my guy will get better stats in the future. Or maybe I just have a bad GM . But whatever, Ottawa is still playing great and if we win a cup I won't mind bad stats as much.

3 points.

All these cod haters in the topic #Haters gon hate #Best selling game

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The Ottawa IceLynx are really playing well right now and it seems like everyone on the team is playing really well besides RGIII. Really though, RGIII is just saving his energy for the playoffs because he doesn't feel like wasting his time in the regular season because the regular season is when the scrubs shine. When the playoffs roll around, RGIII will become clutch and score like 3 goals a game for the IceLynx. Anyway, Mike is playing really well as Ottawa's goalie but let's hope he's not a regular season scrub who chokes during playoff time. Anyway, I wonder if skating and defense effect how someone is doing in the sim and maybe I should upgrade my skating and defense first instead of other stuff we shall see because the way RGIII is currently set up is not working. Speaking of RGIII, the Redskins suck. Guess what, I am now up to 150 words talking about random stuff about the league. Victor is an old man.

I didn't get one!?

RGIII Struggling for Ottawa Coming into Season 35, many Ottawa Lynx fans believed that the Gow cousins would be the key players for a championship run. While Robin Gow has performed as expected this season, Robert Gow the Third (RGIII) has been nearly invisible so far this season. Through 26 games, RGIII has posted an abysmal 7 points, with as many assists (4) as Ottawa’s goalie, Szatkowski Jr. In this article, I will discuss many of the conspiracy theories surrounding RGIII’s poor play. The Washington Redskins With the Redskins version of RGkneeIII struggling this season, many have drawn comparisons to the VHLM RGIII and his struggles. Some extreme conspiracy theorists even believe that Redskins owner Daniel Synder bribed Robert Gow III to play poorly in order to keep the spotlight on the NFL RGIII. While Mr. Synder has been known to throw money at Albert Haynesworth people in the past, his ventures usually wind up hurting his team. If Synder did in fact bribe Robert Gow III to play poorly, his efforts to support the Redskins have backfired due to their current 3-5 record. Meg RGIII played for the Minot Gladiators last year, and many conspiracy theorists believe that his allegiances still lie with Minot. Since Minot is seen as a major championship contender this year, perhaps Meg has done something to hinder RGIII’s play in hopes of slowing down the Lynx. No one is sure exactly what Meg may have done to RGIII, but the renowned Doctor Andrews claims that RGIII may be playing through a torn ACL. Jim Gow Why would Ottawa’s GM want his own player to perform badly? Since Jim’s son is Robin Gow, Jim can have ultimate bragging rights over his brother if Robin turns out to become a better player than RGIII. Rumors have been circulating that Jim has been handing out steroids to everyone on the Lynx except for RGIII. This would explain the outstanding play of everyone but RGIII on the Lynx so far, as RGIII is too good of a person to ever take performance-enhancing substances. Steroids would also explain the miraculous increase in size of Robin Gow from nearly childlike size to one of the bigger players on the team. RGIII Maybe the problem with RGIII is he is not putting enough work in to improve his play. However, when asked about how RGIII is performing in practice, Ottawa’s GM put heaped praise upon the young forward, “RGIII is one of the most talented goal-scorers I have ever seen. I would compare his play this season to that of Claude Giroux, meaning he is a talented player who for some reason has been nearly invisible.” Call of Duty As everyone who doesn’t live under a rock knows, the new Call of Duty is coming out this Tuesday, meaning RGIII may be spending a lot of time preparing for the new game. The Gow family has a long tradition of success within Call of Duty MLG tournaments, and RGIII has been practicing to carry on his family’s success. In fact, RGIII’s MLG team this year includes teammates Robin Gow and Mike LongLastName, along with VHL superstar Thomas Landry.

Content: 3/3 - I think Landry is definitely suffering from amnesia; you have 163 more hits than last year already! Anyways, funny article and I'm glad your doing well on old man Victor's team. Grammar: 2/2 - Couldn't find anything else, nice job. Appearance: 1/1 - Your pictures and gifs made me laugh. Overall: 6/6 Final: 6/6

Content: 3/3 - Good look at who's doing well on our team. I wish I was on there, but RGIII is sucking so bad right now . Who cares though, we have only lost 5 games! Grammar: 2/2 - Couldn't find anything else, nice job. Appearance: 1/1 - Please use a bigger font next time. Overall: 6/6 Final: 6/6

Content: 3/3 - Wow it's been a while since this has been posted. Anyway, good to see the young Dynamo possibly making the playoffs this year with their new rookie head coach in Fong. Even if the Dynamo don't make the playoffs this year, their future looks good. Grammar: 2/2 - Nice job. Appearance: 1/1 - Solid. Overall: 6/6 Final: 6/6

Content: 3/3 - I'm glad that Minot is proving doubters wrong and still going strong this year. As far as Leskowsky's size goes, it's not about the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog or something like that. Grammar: 2/2 - Nice job. the jump the big league = the jump into the big league Appearance: 1/1 - Your first picture isn't showing up on my computer for some reason, but I think it's just my computer so I won't take any points off. Overall: 6/6

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