eaglesfan036

Update me please I got 6 points .

RGIII - US NTDP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdN0NXgjsn8 Good series Storm and Doomsday! Glad I finally get to win one with Sterling after we went through back to back cup loses with Riga and NY. Also glad I get to win one with Mike Also I get to win one with my brother And this is the first championship I've ever won in anything ever.

There are now four Gow brothers in the VHLM, but only two exist (or maybe there's only one Jim Gow?). How does this work? Well, there are now two Gow GMs since Austin has taken the Rush job, along with 3 Gows on Ottawa in Jim Gow, Robin Gow, and RGIII. Certain old people (Victor) have sent messages to secret service agencies saying they believe this is the beginning of the Gow plot to take over the world. Now that there are four Gows in the VHLM, who's to say there won't soon be 8 Gows in the VHL? Before you know it, there will be too many Gows to count. I also would like to point out LOL Cowboys LOL Jerruh Jones. I don't think this has reached 150 words yet but it probably will get there soon. Anyway, Squinty gave me a ton of picks for S37, so I should troll him and trade them all for 3rd round picks. Just kidding, I just needed to type something to get words in. Have a nice day.

Lynx Lynx

Stuck on an Island Each member of the VHL has their own unique personality that mixes together to make the VHL a more entertaining show than any of the current terrible reality shows on television. There are people who can’t spell, create multiple players at once but never update them, DDoS websites, call themselves st*rling, POST EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS, like to be a troll, and some people are pretty normal. Out of all these wonderful personalities, I asked various members of the VHL a very important question, “If you were stuck on an island and had to pick one member of the VHL to live with, who would you want to live with?” The following are the responses of randomly selected members of the VHL. Victor -“Jardy because he would bring the alcohol and we would have a most enjoyable time until we die of starvation or a hangover.” Victor decided to take a different route, as most people picked someone they believed would best help them survive. Instead, Victor picked the option of enjoying his time on the island with the man most frequently seen in the VHL drunk/high thread posting some interesting stories. Advantage – “I’d pick Knight because he's cool shit and is a crafty sir. He’s also a noble knight and a capable rock.” I forgot to write down who Advantage picked for this, but I think it was Knight. Anyway, Advantage decided to use an interpretive statement. Therefore, I will interpret this as meaning Knight is an amazing person because he plays for the Ottawa Lynx. Sterling – “Probably Phil Knight. He seems like a nice guy who I could eat if I had to.” Another person has picked Knight because of how nice of a guy he is. However, Sterling showed off his odd taste in deciding to use Knight’s niceness to his advantage with the possibility of cannibalism. I doubt Sterling would be able to eat Knight though, as he could probably escape Captain Jack Sparrow style. Kyle – “Probably Jardy because I would need someone who wouldn't get on my nerves for an extended period of time” Another person picks Jardy for supposedly being such a nice guy. You can’t be too sure about those farmers though. They might just talk a lot because they are happy to finally see someone after living in the middle of nowhere. Kesler – “If I had to pick one VHL member it would be 701, I get along best with him so I wouldn’t have to worry about fighting or anything like that.” Kesler picks the only VHL member who has no letters in their name. I’m not sure what else to say besides “the knee slide is soooo cool.” Flyersfan1493 – “Eaglesfan036 because he would do everything I told him to do and if worst-case scenario I'm stronger than him and could eat him if I had to.” I think Flyersfan thought he was answering a different question. I’m sure if he knew the question, his answer would be something along the lines of, “Eaglesfan036 because he is better than me at everything, always beats me in NHL, is a great helicopter driver in Grand Theft Auto, and is better than me at League of Legends.” Mike – “I'd pick Sherifflobo. I've said it a bunch of places around the league about what he meant to Riga when I took over as GM.I had taken a long break from the VHL and didn't know a lot of the newer people here. Lobo came into Riga as the 1st round draft pick and stayed positive throughout all the bad times. He was instrumental in helping both the team as a player and as an individual to turn around the negative losing mindset in Riga.” Mike wins the award of having an answer four times longer than anyone else. His answer also had nothing to do with living on an island. I would make fun of Mike more for his answer, but if I ever wind up on Riga I wouldn’t want to be demoted to the fourth line. Doomsday – “I'd go with Davey Jones (Da Trifecta) because with him, we'd be able to take over that island with just a gun and two guys named Dave.” I’m beginning to think Doomsday is one of those people obsessed with guns. He’s participated in a Civil War reenactment, hides a musket under his bed, and probably works at a Walmart that sells assault rifles.

LOL Cowboys

There were potential job openings earlier, but I wanted to make sure I didn't "rush" my decision.

Nope Lord Foles handed off his greatness to Mccoy and the Oline today.

Let's go Ottawa 1 moreeeeeeee

Since I'm still a teenager, I'll go back to my preteens and early teenage years. I spent so many hours of my life playing runescape and just clicking on a tree.

When do I get locker room permissions?

Thanks! I shall shine brightly!

#Slaughter too good

I apply. The most important part of being a VHLM GM is keeping all the newbies happy and helping to keep them active by having a fun and helpful locker room. I also plan on winning a lot too!

Content: 3/3 - Another humorous article, I like that you made me Ilya. You had funny stories centered around each character in the movie. Grammar: 2/2 - Just one. amount of female prospects in the VHL/VHLM are rather limited - amount of female prospects in the VHL/VHLM is rather limited Appearance: 1/1 - I laughed at most of the pictures. Overall: 6/6

Nice overtime win

I much very hope you stay

3..

He's not top 10 but I'd say he's a solid NFL quarterback.

Yeah McCown has been playing pretty well, but he's no Jay Cutler. Lol Bills.

Lord Foles leads the Eagles to victory once again. And hopefully the Bears get Cutler back next game so they can beat the Cowboys.

I don't think you got hacked, it's just the chaat being screwy. For example Advantage was Toast on the chat for some reason.

But I like Kesler doing it

Welcome to the league! You'll probably get a pm from someone more important than me, but feel free to ask me or anyone else questions.