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@gorlab 1) Cider, particularly Stella cider because beer tastes horrible 2) Happy about this like 80% of everyone else. It would have been an impossible rule to enforce and the VHL has never been about micro managing 3) Bernard, did you see him the in the shootout that went 10 rounds the other day? 4) I can't give a pitch to myself but I'd put our odds of re-signing at like 90%. Just want to see how the playoffs play out. Pretty sure we will be back barring anything crazy 5) A coastal city in the US like New Orleans and name them the pirates. Also a team in London because it is a major world city equivalent to New York and deserving of a team 6) Malmo because they are our bitch and we beat them every time

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Choo choo on the moscow hype train!

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Just the ones with dead end hallways that make no sense like piccadilly and vacant

This game has a competitive ranking system which seems to make each time I play go in a cycle Time 1: Stomp on noobs Time 2: Get stomped by people way better than me Repeat for each gaming session

I want to see a US coastal city with a pirate themed name. Fore xample New Orleans used to have a lot of pirates

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Well said we are very high up cant seem malmo or seattle

Sure did!

Skaters only were in this

The Greatest CPUs of All Time Bots are the most discriminated members in VHL history, as they are often neglected and overlooked, with not a single cpu player ever making it to the VHL hall of fame or being listed in Continental Cup team records. Cpu players have combined for 319,546 games played (meaning they played at least one second), 3,069 goals, 8,665 assists, 11,734 points, 87,396 hits, and 50,400 shots blocked, yet I bet you can't list a single cpu player who leads in any of these categories. This article will be shining the light on the greatest cpu players of all time, and making the case for why they belong in the VHL Hall of Fame. Lastly, note that at some point cpu players changed their name to have a B symbol in front of them, but I filtered that out so that B Dav C = Dav C if you catch my drift, as they are the same person. Also, this data only starts in S20, as sadly all stats before then are lost. Dav C Despite VHL players being weaklings who only play 8 seasons before retiring, Dav C has 31 outstanding seasons of hockey on his resume.This grizzled veteran leads all cpu players in career points at 207 (78 goals and 129 assists). He is also a tank because he has taken 1,890 hits in his career along with blocking 274 shots, yet somehow his body is still intact. Dav C's best decade was clearly the S30s, as he produced his highest point total of 27 during S36, and his highest goals total of 9 during S30. Dav C also somehow qualified as a rookie during 4 of his seasons, with his best "rookie" season being S20, when he amassed 3 total points. Dav C really gets around, as he has played for nine teams during his VHL career, and despite his name has actually produced his greatest output with Riga, where he accumulated 52 points and 223 hits. Sadly, Dav C's career now appears to be over, as his last season came in S65, and it appears he has been replaced by Dav C1. Long may he reign. Tor D1 With all respect to CAL D2 who has slightly more points than him, Tor D1 is clearly the greatest cpu defensemen of all time. He has the 2nd most points of all defensemen with 24 goals and 107 assists, but more importantly he has blocked the most shots of all defensemen at 1,284, which puts him at the 3rd most shots blocked of all time VHL players (Edwin Encarnacion leads that category at 1,388). Additionally, Tor D1 has the 2nd most hits among cpus with 1,558, proving his ability as a stay at home defenseman. Tor D1 has an insanely long career of 48 seasons, and unlike Dav C he is a Toronto loyalist, playing his entire career with the team. Tor D1 has been the ultimate team player for Toronto, as his 1,284 shots blocked makes him Toronto's all-time leader in that category. I am calling for @Peace to immediately retire his number and place him into the Toronto Legion Hall of Fame like he deserves. What CPU Players lead in all-time categories among all VHL Players? SEA LW1 has the worst +/- of all time, at -648. The nearest human player to touch this stat is Sam Pouza, at -345 NYA RW1 has an argument to be made that he is the greatest VHL player of all time, as he averages 11.19 points per 20 minutes played, making him the league leader,

that would be great i like attention

1) Laptop for anything serious like writing a media spot or whatever, and phone to just quickly check in at work and see how sims went 2) Line chemistry is forming and a little bit of luck in winning tight games 3) Davos because it would be very funny. That answers both questions 4) Randoms of course because he is one of our own! 5) Randoms because Moscow easy question 6) Why are you letting everyone know about this bug? Also, how thoroughly tested is it? It does hold up with my regression articles I posted a year ago (damn time flies). And sure Moscow should do it

1) We had a member of the VHL die today, which is obviously very sad and unfortunate news. I didn't interact with Elmebeck very much so I can't say I knew much about him, but I wish the best for his family during this trying time. It touches me that his brother thought to notify us of his death. Does this mean his brother knew how much this site meant to him, or did Elme instruct him to let us know at a certain point? Either way, we are all grateful his brother was kind enough to let us know 2) I keep getting tagged in the Australian VSN podcast. The sound quality is great and they actually sound professional, but unfortateunly I don't have the attention span to listen to any podcast for more than 5 minutes. I did this with this one and couldn't find where I was mentioned so I just left 3) I am better than Flyersfan at NHL. Call of Duty is a wash, I think he may be better than me.

sorry, not going to listen to an hour and a half podcast to find myself around what time was i mentioned?

that's a PT bannin!

#maLMAO

poor davos

The real question is why does our shootout lineup have cpus playing over actual players? Slacker GM is slacker

Congrats Beketov! I miss the Draper username those were the better times