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smitty

stop that voodoo!

great game by Bernard!

1) I am lazy so I bank tpe by default because I haven't updated all season. I plan on adding some tpe to faceoffs and skating and then banking the rest for when we win our 2nd cup in a row next season 2) Jaguar obviously because he is a stud and I love him 3) I fear no team in the NA so I will flip this question. I most want to play Vancouver because Beaviss will probably forget to play his backup goalie again 4) When I was at an ice cream store in my hometown a summer or 2 ago, I saw something in the sky with bright flashy lights and had no idea what it was. It was going way too slow to be a plane or helicopter. A drone maybe? As far as believing in aliens, am I certain they exist, no. But the universe is so insanely large that it is impossible to wrap the mind around, so there is a possibility that some sort of life forms exist on another planet, but no guarantee they are smarter than say trees. 5) Probably not unfortunately because save percentage is like the only important stat for goalies 6) Gritty themed posters of course!

The VHL runs on a cycle that everyone knows. 11:59 PM EST is the deadline to get everything in (or maybe 1AM). Yet for some reason, @Victor runs on a different schedule and thinks it is okay to post the trivia results at 7PM EST on Sunday, instead of past midnight like a normal human being. I don't care what kind of communist European time zone Victor lives in, but in the good old USA we use feet, yards, and miles, we use Fahrenheit, and the whole world revolves around the EST time zone. I hereby call for Victor to be released of his duties, and a true American loving patriot to come in and take his place for this ever important task. On a side note, I have been asking Beaviss to make me blue for a quite a few weeks now, but he refuses to do it. I just want to play around and change some of the word filters to make Tfong mad, I promise. Also Boom if you are reading this hello!

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He needs to catch a fade

ask me too

a fun preview of the cup

Gritty has so many fights this year lol

One could say we were @Gooningitup in the third period

I hope you dont earn any tpe

A man as committed to retiring as i am i love it

Ask @flyersfan1453

After Gritty's best friend Smitty re-signed with Moscow, many assumed it was a done deal that Gritty would be following suit. The Menace are in first place after all, and Gritty does seem to be enjoying his time with the team. Gritty put an extremely simple requirement in the team's locker room, saying that if 4 people liked his post he would re-sign with Moscow for another season. Unfortunately, either his teammates no longer want Gritty on the team, or no one checks locker rooms anymore because they have gone the way of the horse and carriage. Currently, Gritty's post sits at 3 likes, and he has given the Menace a deadline of 12:24 PM EST on 2/17 to achieve his 4 like goal, otherwise he will be testing free agency. In an ironic twist, if exactly 10 people like this post I will retire immediately. I doubt 10 people will read this so I am probably good. But maybe the click bait title will prove me wrong

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@Victor stop doing this so soon you are costing me tpe!

Thank you cologne

Gritty padding the stats with the empty net goal you love to see it

Love the pulp fiction reference

@Mr_Hatterwith the double shutout!

stat padding

@gorlab 1) Cider, particularly Stella cider because beer tastes horrible 2) Happy about this like 80% of everyone else. It would have been an impossible rule to enforce and the VHL has never been about micro managing 3) Bernard, did you see him the in the shootout that went 10 rounds the other day? 4) I can't give a pitch to myself but I'd put our odds of re-signing at like 90%. Just want to see how the playoffs play out. Pretty sure we will be back barring anything crazy 5) A coastal city in the US like New Orleans and name them the pirates. Also a team in London because it is a major world city equivalent to New York and deserving of a team 6) Malmo because they are our bitch and we beat them every time