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15. Which team had the biggest off-season? Seattle way before the off-season when they traded for Leo Strauss and gave him a life contract! 16. Were you surprised by all the GM's stepping down? Who would you hire? No all these lazy assholes need to be fired so stepping down was the right thing for them. If you're not hiring me then you are wasting your teams time! 17. Thoughts on the Bears off-season? Well we did draft kendrick which not sure I would have done.. but whatever he can be a trade piece next season! 18. What are your expectations for you this season? To kill it as the best 2nd line center in league history while fighting anyone who stands in my way. 19. How do you think the Bears will do this season? Cup! EASY! DONE! DONE! DONE! 20. Predict your players stats for the year - goals, assists, points and... hits! Goals - 25 Assists - 55 Points - 80 Hits - 34

Just give me the job already

1. What are your thoughts on the Chicago Phoenix winning the Continental Cup? "Bunch of fucking cheaters who don't deserve anything nice ever!" 2. Thoughts on Mexico City Kings winning the Founders cup? "I hope they celebrated with tacos because if they didn't... They suck and I don't like them at all." 3. Thoughts on @Beaviss stepping down? What did you get him as a "thank you" gift? "Lots of losers stepping down right meow. I got him one ripped dollar bill that I sneezed into." 4. Which VHL GM will be the next to step down? " @Banackockwhen he hands the job to me because he knows that's the only way this ends." 5. Which VHLM GM will be the next to step down? " I don't know any VHLM GMs so whoever sucks the most?." 6. Who wins the slobo award? "I doesn't matter because it won't be a Bear and if it isn't a Bear than it does not matter."

Whatever you have to tell yourself

So the baby won... smh guys smh

65. What are your plans for the weekend? "roommate is gone so going to order some pizza and watch some sports, while probably but naked! because WHY THE FUCK NOT!" 66. Who will win... Chicago or Warsaw? "Warsaw because FUCK Chicago, those cheating bastards!" 67. Who will win... Mexico or Houston? "I don't know, it's the battle of the south so whoever can make the best food wins." 68. Who will win playoff MVP for VHL? "Whichever team wins, their goalie because I don't know anyone on either team." As you can tell I don't follow the VHL." 69. What should the Bears do this off-season? "Party so hard that we are still drunk going into next season, or we could make a move to make us better. Either or." 73. Seattle sent @Ricer13, an old Bear, a welcome gift for being hired as Wranglers new GM... what did they send? "A bag of shit because that how well he is going to do"

Chicago cheats

Rigged

56. How do you feel the Bears season went? "Feels like it could have been better, we never seem to find a groove. Just sat around .500 most of the year and I think the team in better than that. We got into the dance thought so lets see if we can do some damage!!!" 57. Who was the Bears MVP? Feel free to name up to 3 "Brown did pretty much all the scoring so you'd have to give it to him with a slight nod to LOL for his strong season on defence." 58. Which team surprised you the most in the VHL? "Seattle for how average we were and to be honest I don't look at any other team other than Seattle." 59 Which team surprised you the most in the VHLM? "Saskatoon Wild, mostly because they're still a team in the VHLM." 60. What are your thoughts on playing Calgary in a best of 5 in round 1? "Thanks for the easy first round and letting me score some point. bring on the next bunch of losers." 61. @Jubis stepped down. Name some members who you think deserve the role! "Me! easy. You want to VHL to have some true rivalries? Get me back in a front office and let me cause some shit."

Keep rolling

Bears are too good!!

Those were just as dumb but Golab has been around long enough for this post to be the dumbest

This is maybe the most ridiculous post of all time. It’s so bad it’s laughable.

You really should consider me

Goood make him cry