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    Games: 108-121

    in S76 Games

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    Jesus Christ. Minnesota went off, and Tucker did too! The stats for Tucker

     

    GM: 3

    AST: 6

    HIT: 5

    FO: 2/2

     

    Lots of questions.

    1. How was this guy selected 73rd in the VHLM draft a year ago and be passed up by his old team?

    2. How’d he fall to 26th in the VHL Draft despite being the 20th highest TPE guy? And as an active?

    3. How is he 2nd line in Minnesota?

    4. How the fuck did he get 3 assists in one game, with 4 hits, and not get any Star (1st, 2nd, 3rd Star)?


    FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY.

    Tucker In The Minors: Happy For Once

    in VHL.com Articles

    Posted · Edited by NotSoGood88

    Henry Tucker, who I represent, is a happy right winger, playing 2nd line for the Minnesota Storm, trying to work his way up to the Vancouver Wolves by next season. After scoring 1 point in 31 games across the reg. season and playoffs for Miami in S74 (with 9 shots, 22 PIM, 22 HIT, and 16 +/-), he was FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY and selected 73rd by Minnesota, where, last year, he scored 43 points (12 G, 31 A) in all 72 games, recording 72 PIM, 200 HIT, 15 SB, 1 GW, 5 PPG, -30 +/-, and 144 shots (8.3% shot accuracy), led him to being a heckuva pick by Vancouver at 26th, FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY again. Naturally, he is shining brighter, with 17 points (7 G, 10 A) in 18 games on 56 SHT (12.5% accuracy), with a -1 +/-, 18 PIM, 48 HIT, and 2 PPG. 
     

    Now, for his highlight game. Playing against the San Diego Marlins (with whom his agent is trying to get an AGM job with), Tucker made sure his presence was felt immediately, dishing to Joseph Sharkton, who then made a beautiful pass to Maksym Jankowski, who put Minnesota on the board just 56 seconds into the game. That was Tucker’s first asssist. Less than 6 minutes later, Tucker got another assist, this time passing to Calvin Hobbes, who found Brussels Sprout for another goal. Then with just 7 seconds left in the first period, Tucker got a pass from Steve Inactivo and slammed it home. He didn’t score again, but did get 2 hits and a penalty for roughing. He was also rewarded with 1st Star honors for the first time in his career.

     

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    Minnesota Storm Press Conference Questions

    in Team Press Conferences

    Posted

    On 1/25/2021 at 10:19 AM, Mr_Hatter said:

    Hey party people, you know the drill 

    1/24-1/31

    Answer 6 questions to claim 2 TPE

     

    1) Who has the best dance moves on the squad?

    2) What is your favorite post-workout snack? 
    3) How do you feel about our performances so far? 

    4) Do you think our team will improve going forward or keep at this current pace? 
    5) Congratulations to our captains for the season! What would you like to say to them, or if you are one, what would you like to tell the team?

    6) What team are you backing in the VHL this season? 

    1. Me! I have some solid TPE, surely some of it goes into “Dancing”?
    2. Gummy bears! Great way to stay in shape.

    3. Wow, we are good. With all those draft picks next year (15), we’ll be amazing.

    4. Get better if you put me (highest TPE) on the 1st line.

    5. Who are our captains? Must not be me, I wanna send my congrats to them.

    6. The team that drafted me, Vancouver.

    Minnesota Storm Press Conference Questions

    in Team Press Conferences

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    9 minutes ago, Mr_Hatter said:

    oh baby we got one 😬 yeah it filters FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY to FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY :P

    responding to your original usage of the word though; prove them wrong! What position do you play in soccer btw? I'm a goalie personally

    Thanks for asking! I have played every position at some point, and I’m actually a good goalie but I play defense, primarily center D but also a fair amount of time on the outside. 

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