OrbitingDeath

A story on how the Frenchman will never become any better than this might be boring to read, but it is needed to get my weekly 2 TPE and a vhl.com article for my monthly affiliate claims this month. So it has to happen, I am sorry for you if you ran into this expecting something fun. Please turn away and do not waste your time, as the only purpose for this article to inform you that The Frenchman has reached his final build. He will never become better as this and we are just on our way to bank for regression. It is never to early to do this, as regression will be hard as a 9 season player (and I still dont like the harsh regression rules for this). So we reached my final build and The Frenchman really hasn't done anything this career. A bit like Adrienne perhaps, but without a similar outlook on the last few seasons, as with Adrienne I knew he would atleast (or should atleast) compete for awards with his hitting tendencies, but The Frenchman is literally a non hitting pussy, so that alone is taking away award chances from him. And Riga, well we might win sometime. But I do not know when Hedgehog plans on doing this. He first wanted to help London, then he wanted to help Davos. Three times the charm? Words: 232

Applied under the condition that you still do the weekly press conferences, i do not want any more work. This idea is dumb btw.

Lemorse, keep this job for the next year so you can get my panda!

Spartan

Never doubt this man again

All it took was an even more cursed player on the other team. Sorry spart, was rooting for you. Also Riga now lost against the eventual cup winners twice in a row.

Adrienne sucked before @FrostBeard let him take the credit. He did everything, including killing my playoff hopes

Come man, dont fail me now and win that thing

Spartan winning a cup, you heard it here first.

Hi Larry

Random creation for Lemorse (Note to self: Claimed for week 9/10)

Despite setting a league record seven points in a playoff game by The Frenchman in game 1, the Riga Reign got outsimmed by sths again and lost the next three games against the Davos Dynamo, so they are now 3-1 behind. And since I am on the losing end, I also no longer believe in the 3-1 curse being a thing, basically because it always happens when I am on the receiving end on the bad luck. So instead of believing in a 3-1 curse, I think I might have been cursed since Idaho went cupless. Sure, my player does okay, but in terms of championship it's been more as a decade again, while I always was so lucky in terms of winning, my luck has abandoned me (or I just used up all my sim luck). Needless to say the cup seems empty and seems really far away at this point for the Riga Reign. We still need to win our next 3 games, or the season is over too soon. In terms of my player, I might have hit my own build, even though I decided to round out my passing at 70 today, when I actually had decided to stop at 67 before to keep a 20 point gap. But hopefully the 70 will feel like another breakpoint in the sim to turn our luck around in these series. Lets find out what happens tonight.

I got the record \o/

Oh i know it counts, but im missing data probably that might change the outcome of it being a record or not I just used the playoff schedule pages of the index for the seasons on the portal, so it seems we are missing some data still

A possible record for The Frenchman - Is 7 points in a single playoff game a record? The Riga Reign finally were able to skip the wildcard round and a though matchup against the HC Davos Dynamo would follow. But in the first game the Reign came out all guns blazing, Sadie St Louis scored 5 points, but there was one guy who actually was involved with all of the goals scored by the Reign. It was The Frenchman who had 7 assists this game. So the question naturally arises - is this a vhl record? Lets try and have a look at the 7 goal playoff games: Season 20: Legion - Dynamo - 7-2 (5 points) Season 22: Dynamo - Titans - 5-7 (4 points) Season 26: Bears - Americans - 3-7 (4 points) Season 28: Dynamo - Bears - 2-8 (4 points) Season 31: Bears - Americans - 2-7 (4 points) Season 31: Americans - Bears - 8-2 (4 points) Season 31: Wranglers - Americans - 7-3 (4 points) Season 32: Americans - Meute - 9-1 (6 points - Radislav Mjers 3 goals / 3 assists) Season 34: Express - Reign - 5-7 (4 points) Season 34: Reign - Titans - 1-7 (5 points) Season 35: Dynamo - Express - 4-7 (4 points) Season 36: Titans - Express - 7-1 (5 points) Season 38: Dynamo - Legion - 7-1 (4 points, but still painfull as LeBeau took 7 in a finals game) Season 42: Meute - Express - 2-7 (3 points) Season 46: Wranglers - Legion - 8-0 (6 points - 4 goals / 2 assists for Milos Denis and 2 goals / 4 assists for Tyler Cote) Season 48: Vikings - Express - 7-1 (4 points) Season 52: Wranglers - Americans 4-7 (4 points) Season 53: Titans - Vikings 0-7 (5 points) Season 54: Americans - Meute 4-7 (4 points) Season 56: Dynamo - Meute - 9-5 (4 points) Season 59: Bears - Legion - 7-5 (5 points) Season 61: Dynamo - Titans - 7-4 (6 points - 3 goals / 3 assists for Gabriel McAllister) Season 62: Bears - Reign - 7-6 (6 points - 3 goals / 3 assists for Maxim Kovalchuk) Season 62: Wranglers - Bears - 4-7 (6 points - 3 goals / 3 assists for Jack Shephard) Season 64: Bears - Legion 7-2 (6 points - 4 goals 2 assists for Matt Thompson) Season 65: Legion-Reign 2-7 (6 points - 1 goal 5 assists for Mikka Pajari) Season 66: Wranglers - Wolves 2-7 (4 points) Season 67: Wolves - Legion 5-8 (4 points) Season 68: Wranglers - Bears - 1-7 (3 points) Season 69: Nighthawks - Reign 8-3 (4 points) Season 71: Menace - Nighthawks 7-2 (4 points) Season 73: Reign - Menace 8-1 (6 points - 6 assists Lincoln Tate) Season 73: Titans - Reign 4-8 (4 points) Season 73: Menace - Reign 4-7 (4 points) Season 73: Bears - Titans 2-7 (3 points) Season 74: Wolves - Dragons 7-3 (4 points) Season 74: Titans - Nighthawks 7-4 (3 points) Season 74: Bears - Legion 2-7 (5 points) Season 75: Nighthawks - Predators 7-4 (3 points) Season 75: Nighthawks - Predators 3-7 (3 points) Season 76: Titans - Predators 7-4 (5 points) Season 78: Nighthawks - Titans 7-4 (4 points) Season 78: Phoenix - Dragons 7-4 (3 points) Season 78: Nighthawks - Titans 4-8 (4 points) Season 78: Dragons - Americans 3-7 (5 points) Season 78: Bears- Predators 3-7 (4 points) Season 79: Predators - Reign 7-2 (4 points) Season 79: Bears - Dragons 7-3 (3 points) Season 79: Phoenix - Stars 4-8 (5 points) Season 79: Bears - Stars 4-8 (4 points) Season 80: Menace - Phantoms 7-1 (4 points) Season 80: Dynamo - Phantoms 5-7 (3 points) Season 81: Wolves - Legion 10-4 (4 points) - must admit, this score scared the shit out of me Season 81: Wolves - Menace 8-6 (5 points) Season 81: Predators - Dynamo 7-3 (5 points) Season 81: Wranglers - Bears 7-5 (4 points) Season 81: Wolves - Wranglers 7-0 (3 points) Season 81: Menace - Nighthawks 7-3 (4 points) Season 81: Legion - Wolves 5-8 (4 points) Season 81: Phantoms - Menace 2-7 (6 points - 2 goals 4 assists for Hard Markinson) Season 81: Legion - Wolves 1-7 (5 points) Season 81: Legion - Wolves 5-7 (5 points) Season 81: Nighthawks - Menace 3-7 (3 points) Season 81: Wranglers - Wolves 1-7 (5 points) Season 82: Stars - Wranglers 8-6 (5 points) Season 82: Bears - Wolves 7-2 (4 points) Season 82: Menace - United 7-3 (4 points) Season 82: Menace - Reign 7-3 (4 points) Season 82: United - Menace 6-7 (3 points) Season 83: Phantoms - Menace 3-7 (4 points) Season 85: Wranglers - Phoenix 1-7 (4 points) Season 86: Phantoms - Predators 8-5 (3 points) Season 86: Phantoms - Predators 4-7 (4 points) Season 88: Dynamo - Menace 7-4 (6 points - 6 assists Jake Thunder) So is it a record? Perhaps, but when I checked the Season 89 schedule, i noticed the wildcard round is missing. So I honestly do not now. I hope it is, but considering the amount of 6 time scorers, i wouldn't be surprised I somehow missed something. But we also were missing the first twenty seasons in the portal, so also there information is missing to give a 100% answer to this. Perhaps some people can find the true answer for this question. I would point an eye towards @Victor here and hope he knows the answer to this.

Hope you like it (Note to self: Claimed for week 8/27)

I'm sure he still thinks of you too

Who is this Green fellow you keep mentioning? Why don't you just marry him already if you like him so much!

Wonderfull Rockstar

He meant when he created his player Edit: damn he beat me to explaining it

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