Daniel Janser

Istanbul and Calgary legend

The Saskatoon Wild were having a team building event and visited the local bowling center. During the course of the matches (with randomly assembled teams) it became clear, why CGY does not follow the footsteps of his potential HOF dad. The man has poor hand-eye co-ordination and cleared the gutter several times to the dismay (or amusement, depending on the team affiliation of the respective person) of the Wild roster. With such a handicap he would make a poor center. After a few non-alcoholic drinks, Callum drove home and recalled that during the last thunderstorm, he noticed that the roof gutter must be blocked, as the water was overflowing. So he took out the ladder and had a look on the gutter. 'It is interesting what gets caught up in a rain gutter if you leave it unattended for long enough.' he thought to himself when he scooped up what looked like a nest of drowned rats. 'No wonder the water could not drain properly.' After he cleared that kind of gutter as well, he pulled up Kurt's email with the suggested updates to his yacht. Callum studied them and the blueprint of the full displacement, steel hulled ship. 'It can be done, but it would require a longer stay in the drydock and we have to basically gut the engine room and everything connected to it. And the bunker holds can be downsized to make room for more storage or overflow accommodation. It won't be cheap. Additionally, it will be like a makeshift arrangement at the end of the day. I will let gramps know about my evaluation and recommend to order a new ship, rather than tampering with a perfectly fine ship.' He sent an email along those lines to his grand-dad and called it a day. Practice is early tomorrow morning.

Not sure whether you are trolling, but the original name was not Rainbow Colours, but something along the lines of 'be silent *enter user name*

I get conflicting signals here

related to legendary Seychellois Zaza Colors?

Detroit had their 'Russian Five', London has their 'Russian Three', which answers the age old question: How many Russians does it take to change a bulb win a Continental Cup.

dutifully ignored

obviously

1. Top in hits and PIM's as expected, solid +/- and about .5 points per game. Performed as advertised I would say. 2. I think it is our scoring in the aggregate, we do not have one super star like Mississauge with Ironhide and behind that a void. 3. Yeah I did it pretty early in the week. 4. Not at all. I do not drink coffee unless it is Irished up to the point you can read a newspaper through it. 5. I like so many... mango or hazelnut are my favourite right now, but it is a constant change. 6. Because I got cojones, of course.

I seriously read that Adileftwing Dassler...

@Ricer13

I wonder who his sponsor is?

looks like a Panther

What a joke

Looks like WH Fantasy nerds coming out of the wood works these past draft classes... and I am all here for it

a bad cole dream even?

With that name she should be Swiss smh

#blamecole

Wolanin-Janser-GoodBrandSun in S86

So what your saying is, you are a trophy husband/partner?

I understand the HSK bit as Moscow owns their 1st rounder, but Malmo?

Well maybe you should have converted on one or several of your ten shots...

or you do the Marcel Janser special and spend five seasons combined in the VHLM (2) and VHLE (3), so you are not even subject to depreciation