Daniel Janser

@Ricer13 Did not know that growing playoff staches and beards apply for female players as well

next stage is gripping anything in reach to pull himself upright. Once he manages that, everything you cherish needs to be put away one level higher. Not meaning that he is going to maliciously destroy stuff of course. But in that stage they do not comprehend and/or care and they are clumsy. So any vase you are fond of or anything else fragile needs to be moved. cherish his relative immobility as long as it lasts, there never is a way back from gained mobility (and hence more ability to make mischief). Also for the Record: Hi @wessalesawaywiththrasher, Welcome to the VHL. I am the GM of the Mississauga Hounds and @Ente2997 is my AGM. We would love you to join us in our quest for glory. The Hounds encourage locker room activity and the management and the Alumni are always willing to help to develop your player. We encourage you to build the player as you imagine him to be, but also offer assistance if you are at a loss how to achieve your preferred build. If you want to be part of our team and we could attract your interest, please quote this message and add #releasethehounds. We will send you an invitation to our discord channel (this is not mandatory but helps enormously with communication) and a contract which kindly accept in order to join us. Whatever team you decide to join, we wish you best of luck and more importantly lots of fun in our community.

to lift all the income generated by the advanced poke check training by Juan Ceson, no doubt.

Welcome back Minion, Unfortunately I have no berth for a goalie at the moment, but good luck to the Hounds legend Nate Minion's relative

Graphic courtesy of Leandrofg (Marcel's stats/Daniel's stats) We will fast forward the games played by the Jansers to catch up with recent events. Game 118: 4-1 L; 0g, 0a, +0, 1 hit and 1sb Game 120: 5-2 L; 0g, 0a, -2, 1 hit and 5sb Game 124: 3-2 L; 0g, 0a, +2, 2 PIM (Roughing, no effect on the score) and 1 hit Game 129: 3-2 W; 0g, 3a, +3 and 2sb Game 133: 5-3 W; 0g, 1a, +1, 2 hits and 4sb Game 213: 4-3 W; 0g, 1a, +0, 1 hit and 66.67FO% Game 219: 4-2 W; 1g, 1a, +2, 4 hits, 46.67FO% and a first star nomination Game 228: 5-4 L; 0g, 0a, -3, 2 PIM (Hooking, no goal scored against), 2 hits and 55.56FO% Game 236: 5-1 L; 0g, 0a, -1, 5 hits and 35.29FO% Game 245: 4-2 L; 0g, 1a, +0, 2 PIM (Hooking, no influence on the result), 5 hits, 1sb and 57.14FO% Game 250: 2-1 L; 0g, 0a, -1, 2 hits and 57.14FO% Game 262: 5-1 W; 0g, 2a, +2, 2 PIM (Hooking, no goal scored against), 2 hits, 2sb and 100.00% Game 266: 3-2 SOW; 0g, 0a, +1, 4 PIM (Hooking and Roughing, no effect on the scoreboard), 1 hit and 25.00FO% At the moment,Vasteras is sitting on third place of the league and first on the Northern Conference, which qualifies for the playoffs directly. Marcel has now overtaken Christopher Young in games played for the Iron Eagles and also is alltime leader in shots blocked and leaves Jocke Jockesson in the dust. Calgary's struggle is a little bit more real. In a NA conference which is extremely balanced (eight points difference from the leader to the 5th seated Wranglers), Calgary just holds on to a Wildcard spot by the skin of their teeth. In such a tight infight for the post-season, a well oiled and productive power play is paramount to snatch victories in close games. This is an area where the Albertan Franchise has lots of room for improvement as their power play formation is the least effective in the league with only one in nine penalties resulting in a goal. For comparison the leader in that category Seattle scores on every fourth man advantage. GM Ricer has his work cut out for him for sure, as he also has to keep an eye on the development of the plethora of rookies and sophomores (GoodBrandSun, Dahl, Maloish, Wolanin and Gonçalves). On one side you want to give them ice time to further their progress on the other hand you do not want to overuse them and feed them to the Wolves. There is a thin red line and so far it seems to work for the youngsters. Maybe with the acquisition of veteran forward Telker for rookie Chicoine, the ailing power play will be infused with more experience and improve in efficiency. The Jansers' stats so far read as follows: Marcel: 34gp, 5g, 17a, 22pts, +3, 30 PIM, 31 hits, 61sb, 4ppg, 1 first star Daniel: 34gp, 15g, 22a, 37pts, +14, 47 PIM, 100 hits, 9sb, 6gwg, 1ppg, 54.21FO% and 5 first stars We will closely follow the career of our intrepid hockey players and keep our readers in the loop. https://vhlforum.com/topic/123608-a-tale-of-two-brothers-another-on-bites-the-dust/ https://vhlforum.com/topic/123637-a-tale-of-two-brothers-one-fifth-done/ https://vhlforum.com/topic/123675-a-tale-of-two-brothers-a-crease-oddity/ https://vhlforum.com/topic/123872-a-tale-of-two-brothers-past-the-third/ GM 118: Istanbul Red Wolves vs. Vasteras Iron Eagles (vhlportal.com) GM 120: Vasteras Iron Eagles vs. Geneva Rush (vhlportal.com) GM 124: Geneva Rush vs. Vasteras Iron Eagles (vhlportal.com) GM 129: Vasteras Iron Eagles vs. Oslo Storm (vhlportal.com) GM 133: Geneva Rush vs. Vasteras Iron Eagles (vhlportal.com) GM 213: Chicago Phoenix vs. Calgary Wranglers (vhlportal.com) GM 219: Calgary Wranglers vs. Toronto Legion (vhlportal.com) GM 228: Calgary Wranglers vs. Riga Reign (vhlportal.com) GM 236: Riga Reign vs. Calgary Wranglers (vhlportal.com) GM 245: Seattle Bears vs. Calgary Wranglers (vhlportal.com) GM 250: Calgary Wranglers vs. Toronto Legion (vhlportal.com) GM 262: Chicago Phoenix vs. Calgary Wranglers (vhlportal.com) GM 266: Calgary Wranglers vs. Seattle Bears (vhlportal.com)

Calgary FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

Hi @AdamEss, Welcome back to the VHL. I am the GM of the Mississauga Hounds and @Ente2997 is my AGM. We would love you to join us and can offer you middle six minutes at the moment, but depending on your development, you can get more ice time. Mississauga stands at the moment on 2nd overall and 1st in our conference. So we are looking like a contender this season. The Hounds encourage locker room activity and the management and the Alumni are always willing to help to develop your player. We encourage you to build the player as you imagine him to be, but also offer assistance if you are at a loss how to achieve your preferred build. If you want to be part of our team and we could attract your interest, please quote this message and add #releasethehounds. We will send you an invitation to our discord channel (this is not mandatory but helps enormously with communication) and a contract which kindly accept in order to join us. Whatever team you decide to join, we wish you best of luck and more importantly lots of fun with Womp Womp Womp Womp Womp Jr.

Hi @NUGOGBLETTE CODAZZLE III, Welcome back to the VHL. I am the GM of the Mississauga Hounds and @Ente2997 is my AGM. We would love you to join us and can offer you middle six minutes at the moment, but depending on your development, you can get more ice time. Mississauga stands at the moment on 2nd overall and 1st in our conference. So we are looking like a contender this season. The Hounds encourage locker room activity and the management and the Alumni are always willing to help to develop your player. We encourage you to build the player as you imagine him to be, but also offer assistance if you are at a loss how to achieve your preferred build. If you want to be part of our team and we could attract your interest, please quote this message and add #releasethehounds. We will send you an invitation to our discord channel (this is not mandatory but helps enormously with communication) and a contract which kindly accept in order to join us. Whatever team you decide to join, we wish you best of luck and more importantly lots of fun with Nugogblette Codazzle III.

You could have added that LAS drafted Callum Murray at 3rd and Art Vandelay at 1st in the S84 draft to add some more welcome league related content.

Just to add this as well for good order's sake. Depending on when you create your player, the above can bring you to 100+ TPE. Which means you can also get 10 uncapped TPE for first generation bonus (if you are first generation as per the above that is. Link to the respective thread: https://vhlforum.com/topic/49868-first-generation-bonus/ @ajwllmsn may be incorporate the above into your well written and researched guide.

I think you just made an argument to dismiss both...

I think all this knowledge time, effort and money could be spent on more pressing issues. We have not even grasped how our planet to which we are tied for the moment works and yet we try to figure out what happens in a galaxy far, far away. Everything we can see on these pictures, beautiful as they are, has happened thousands and millions of years ago. So even if the excessive amount of time spent of this project was in scale with its complexity (which I am not a hundred percent convinced as it was state run), I think it was spent on the wrong spot. All this know how, manpower and ressources could have been spent on solving acute problems we have now on this planet and which threatens our very existence.

metrics just got FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

I am not saying that. All I am saying is that I expected to not have to tinker for 20+ years on a telescope almost 140 years after the Eiffeltower has been built especially since science/engineering has developed exponentially. I mean we shot telescopes into space before (Hubble and Spitzer for example) so I take it we do not need to re-invent the wheel here.

by what metric is in your opinion Argos to be considered (apart from being a rookie and playing for Moscow )? Just for my education, I may well have overlooked a significant stat or wongly interpreted same...

which means it is significantly bigger and needs to be well thought of in order to not kill someone... what is the worst that could happen if the telescope malfunctions? a lot of money wasted for sure, but it does not throw our knowledge back or is about to kill anyone... Gazillions of people have mounted the Eiffeltower and came back hale again (I am sure there was the occasional suicide or accident). Btw a telescope is not so complicated either if you want to reduce objects to their purpose, you extend the, look through it, adjust the lense to get a focus and collapse it again, no big deal

Waiting for Gustav's mandatory 'Vandelay'.... Good write up Leandro. I think you are underselling yourself, but I get it. I would not be confident to toot my own horn and there are indeed some prime rookies to choose from. You are just unlucky (at least statwise) that you ended up in such a strong rookie class...

Tampering! JK You will like Vegas. I cannot imagine a LR run by Shindigs to ever become dull as long as he keeps his enthusiasm for spreadsheets in check ...

Hi @Pengu, Welcome back to the VHL. I am the GM of the Mississauga Hounds and @Ente2997 is my AGM. We would love you to join us and can offer you middle six minutes at the moment, but depending on your development, you can get more ice time. Mississauga stands at the moment on 2nd overall and 1st in our conference. So we are looking like a contender this season. The Hounds encourage locker room activity and the management and the Alumni are always willing to help to develop your player. We encourage you to build the player as you imagine him to be, but also offer assistance if you are at a loss how to achieve your preferred build. If you want to be part of our team and we could attract your interest, please quote this message and add #releasethehounds. We will send you an invitation to our discord channel (this is not mandatory but helps enormously with communication) and a contract which kindly accept in order to join us. Whatever team you decide to join, we wish you best of luck and more importantly lots of fun with Defense Only.

have you looked at the price of the thing? With 1.5 Mill per unit it will never make the NYT bestseller list, unfortunately...

Hi @Justice, Welcome back to the VHL. I am the GM of the Mississauga Hounds and @Ente2997 is my AGM. We would love you to join us and can offer you middle six minutes at the moment, but depending on your development, you can get more ice time. Rest assured that Justice will be served as the Hounds have experience with Justice (last season Sax Justice joined our squad). Mississauga stands at the moment on 2nd overall and 1st in our conference. So we are looking like a contender this season. The Hounds encourage locker room activity and the management and the Alumni are always willing to help to develop your player. We encourage you to build the player as you imagine him to be, but also offer assistance if you are at a loss how to achieve your preferred build. If you want to be part of our team and we could attract your interest, please quote this message and add #releasethehounds. We will send you an invitation to our discord channel (this is not mandatory but helps enormously with communication) and a contract which kindly accept in order to join us. Whatever team you decide to join, we wish you best of luck and more importantly lots of fun with Ty Justice.

you know they built the Eiffel Tower in around two years after having spent 2.5 years to make the blue prints... 130+ years ago, and the bloody thing still stands and is 1100ft tall... I just expected to be faster with all the modern means we have compared to the people still deep in the steam age... but I am by no means an engineer so maybe I just have too high expectations...

Hi @coopjednota, Welcome back to the VHL. I am the GM of the Mississauga Hounds and @Ente2997 is my AGM. We would love you to join us and can offer you middle six minutes at the moment, but depending on your development, you can get more ice time. Mississauga stands at the moment on 2nd overall and 1st in our conference. So we are looking like a contender this season. The Hounds encourage locker room activity and the management and the Alumni are always willing to help to develop your player. We encourage you to build the player as you imagine him to be, but also offer assistance if you are at a loss how to achieve your preferred build. If you want to be part of our team and we could attract your interest, please quote this message and add #releasethehounds. We will send you an invitation to our discord channel (this is not mandatory but helps enormously with communication) and a contract which kindly accept in order to join us. Whatever team you decide to join, we wish you best of luck and more importantly lots of fun with Leonard Mikulic.

or how efficient the goverment is in getting something launched, which does not necessarily push their agenda? Not saying that there is not a lot of engineering going in such a project but 20+ years to even start?