BOOM

I give up.....again.

OK then

1. We've consistently narrowly lost to Vancouver in almost all our games this season, what do we need to do to secure the victories against them in the future? Simply believe that they are susceptible to the power of the Menace and show up against them, ready to beat the shit out of them. 2. We are holding on to the lead in the EU, but there's stiff competition behind us. Do you think we can hold on? Hehehe, "stiff". Umm, I mean we are more than capable of holding off the weaker teams behind us. They wish they were the Moscow Menace. 3. Of the top three NA teams, which do you think is the LEAST scary? (VAN, LA, CGY). Los Angeles. Bunch of wannabe actors and cosmetic surgery devotees. Call me when they are good at hockeying. 4. Of the EU teams, which two other than HSK do you think misses the playoffs? (DAV, LDN, WAR, PRG, RIG, MAL). Helsinki is going to miss the playoffs? My god, the world is ending! I don't care for any of the other Euro teams, so it's a pity that they ALL don't miss out to be honest. 5. Can you play any instruments? If not, is there any instrument you'd like to learn? Not well enough to say that "I can play....." If I had to pick one, I'd say the Bagpipes. I have the space, so why not? 6. Which teammate decides what music gets played in the locker room? Do you like their music taste? Nico Pearce controls the sound system, but I must say that his choice of Nepalese Nose Flute beatboxing is a little weird.

Sorry @Advantage

I'll fix the first name when I get a chance. Sorry man, I didn't check the portal, just the creation thread.

@Advantage

Like Victor, he's a VHL rain man.

You goddamn boomers.

Just means you're popular!

Excuse me...just doing a drive-by Press Conference. 1. Why does Chicago hate us? I think that they hate everybody to be honest. I wouldn't take it personally. 2. Karl Pedersen started a few games! Of his 4, he has 2 wins and 2 losses (one OTL). Both wins were shutouts. What do you think about the future of Pedersen? The future certainly looks bright if that is any indication of the quality of his play. 3. We're sitting 7 points ahead of the next team, in which the next 8 teams only have a few points variance between each other. Do you think the dust will settle at the end of the season and show the points further apart, or will they remain to be neck-and-neck? Who knows? The way that teams have been playing, either scenario is possible here in the VHL. 4. Who was your player's role model growing up? Joost Van De Westhuizen, a South African Rugby player, seeing as Voss is from there. 5. Who was your role model growing up? I honestly didn't really have a role model. Most guys might say their dad, but mine was away a lot working, so I didn't spend much time with him growing up. 6. Star Wars or Star Trek? Star Wars, even though it shit the bed with the sequels in my worthless opinion. As soon as Jar Jar Binks was a thing, I knew it was over for me.

Let's make this retro-active....I still want my @STZ tpe damn it.

Yep, nice game for Sakamoto.

Frosty!

How dare you!

Quality post.