BOOM

FFS, I can't even do that right. Titans won 2 today.

That's the secret plan. I'm in Helsinki to tank their season and help Moscow. Well....it was a secret.

OMG, the inmate is running the asylum!

His parents were weird.

Ewww, it's poop!

PUMA

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Player Information Username: BOOM Player Name: Adi Dassler Recruited From: Returning Age: 21 Position: LW Height: 74 in. Weight: 205 lbs. Birthplace: Germany Player Page @VHLM GM

1. Well, we traded away Hammar Voss to Helsinki. Any last words you'd like to say to BOOM as he faces retirement? Good riddance you overrated South African bum! 2. We are officially on the tank train, having sunk down to 2nd worst in the EU. How're you feeling? Are you already looking forward to next season? No shame in tanking, so lose away my friend. Hoard those picks like a mofo. 3. How would you evaluate your season so far? What grade would you give yourself, and why? Mixed feelings. Started slow, improved and am now shitting the bed back in Finland. At least it will be over soon. 4. There's a thrilling race for the two wildcard spots in the EU between London, Malmo and Helsinki. London has run off a bit this week, but which 2 do you think make it of those 2? Consulting my magic-8 ball resulted in a "They all suck" but I'd say Malmo because Voss is on Helsinki and curses his teams, so there's that. 5. Have you been watching the NFL at all? If yes, how's your team doing? If not, WHY NOT??? Only to follow my Fantasy teams and yell at the TV when the QB doesn't target my WR's. I don't really have a team tbh. 6. Wrong answers only: if I was in a band, what would my band's name be? The Jizz Distributors.

Is it just me or does the form look nicer?

This is not what I advised on! I feel cheated. Good trade, hope you crush it @Blazzer

Come join and see how poop my player is. Affiliate league, so makes it easier to earn.

Hammar Voss : Shootout Specialist. Just saying

Anything on the player traded/leaderboard reset?

Voss is my first player for a while that I've even dealt with depreciation. I usually kill them off before the VHL steal my tpe.

This controversy is the reason why the only flag I fly on my house is the only one that matters......

Inspirational thread.

1. The Titans are off to a strong start this season, how do you feel about the run so far? I'm not sure. I only just arrived and am not sure my useless opinions would be welcomed in conservative Finland. 2. Do you think the Titans can maintain consistency and avoid a fall-off similar to last season across the entire schedule? Anything is possible and if the team does nosedive, the players have done their best so as usual, I will blame that Simon Tremblay loser. 3. Which player do you think has been the most crucial to Helsinki’s season so far! I believe that Daryl Dixon is the player that fits the description of vital to the Titans. 4. Do you feel like there are any holes roster wise anywhere in the team, and if so how do you expect management to fill them? I think that Hammar Voss sucks, so continuing to try and secure elite defensive depth will be very important to the Titans chances. 5. Do you agree with the statement “A goal stopped is essentially a goal scored!” Please don't confuse me. Riddles and basically anything that require me to think for more than 3 seconds gives me a migraine. 6. Who is your favorite “4th liner” in the NHL? (A player with low production, maybe a fan favorite or something) I barely know the 1st liners so to be completely honest, I cannot name someone without googling the NHL.

Can highly recommended this thread if you need something to read on the can.