BOOM

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Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

OK, took me longer than expected(real life sucks, stop making me pause!) Nice listen. Glad you're both enjoying it here in the VHL and hope that it's something that you both enjoy for a long time. I always try to recognize quality posts, whether written or GFX as I know what it can be like posting something and you get zero feedback. Kind of depressing. I've left you something in GFX to say thanks for the mention and the timestamp. Keep up the great work you two.

@Subject056

About to listen from the beginning(but I appreciate the time stamp anyway lol). Just wanted to say before I listen, nice work on the podcast Graphic/gif as well.

1. Moscow and Prague made a surprise trade late last week - did you see it? Any initial thoughts? Yes, I saw that one. Good trade for both teams and should see Moscow stay very competitive this season. 2. In the trade, Moscow added a forward, a defenseman, and a goalie. Which position do you think was most in need for the team? The addition of Nesbitt will definitely help the Blue Line depth and take some pressure off Voss, but with Murdock gone, Wallob is a handy replacement. 3. With Kyosti Karjalainen retired, Moscow will have to choose a new Captain. Who do you think might be a good choice? Definitely Lavelle. He's a stud forward that is more than capable of leading the Menace, both on and off the ice. 4. Moscow had 3 players nominated for the Most Outstanding Player - Ronan Lavelle, Tomas Sogaard and Hammar Voss. Do you think any of them will win? That bum Voss doesn't stand a chance, but both Sogaard and Lavelle deserve their nominations for sure. 5. I've asked this question before, but the landscape of the VHL is always changing. Which player not on Moscow would you want to play with, if there was the opportunity to team up? There's a few tbh, but both @Triller and @MubbleFubbles both come to mind. 6. Wrong answers only - what is @BOOM's favorite music to listen to? Nepalese Panpipe Beatbox for sure.

I would like to congratulate @Frank for winning the WC before a puck has even dropped.

So, still no boobies?

You summoned me, so where's my TPE?

Congrats new GM's and to those departing, thanks for your service.

Hammar Voss(MOS) - OV

1. Well, we got eliminated in the first round. How're you feeling, and what's on your mind? Yes, it seems inevitable that the Moscow team is suffering from some kind of curse. I blame Putin. 2. Currently London, Davos, Calgary and Seattle are left alive. Who will you root for out of the remaining Cup contenders? Any particular reason for why? I don't think I can bring myself to root for any of them. I'll be too busy organizing the hit on SimonT this offseason. 3. If we're looking on the bright side, our early postseason exit along with Prague's early exit gives us 2 top 12 picks this draft. Anyone you have your eye on, or any position you think the organization should be looking at? I think the Menace will need to start finding some defensive replacements soon. After Voss' failure once again, he's headed towards the scrapheap. 4. The World Cup is coming back this offseason, do you think you'll get picked to play for a national team? Do you enjoy playing in the World Cup? I don't think I'll get picked. The WC is entertaining though. 5. We've got a fair amount of players that need to be re-signed this offseason. What would you say to them if you were in my spot for contract negotiations? "Don't be a dick. Come back to Moscow or your name will be added to the hitlist alongside Simon." 6. Lastly, we've officially seen the end of Kyosti Karjalainen @UnkemptCL4PTP's career - all of which was spent with Moscow despite initially being drafted to Helsinki. Any final words for one of the most loyal and consistent players in team history? No words, just this.

1. Weekly check in. How are you all feeling? I'm OK I guess. Thank you for asking. Hope you're doing well too. 2. How does it feel for us to make finals? As a former Assistant GM for approximately 4 days, I couldn't be prouder. 3. Who do you think has been the team MVP so far? This guy.... 4. How do you feel about our chances against Mexico City? I think the Reapers have a really good chance against them to be honest. It will be tough, but that's what finals hockey should be. 5. Who is one player on Mexico City that we should focus on? As some have mentioned already, that Justin Williams fellow seems quite decent. Maybe try shutting him down first. 6. Who needs to step up on our team to win the Founder's Cup? I'm hesitant to single out a particular individual, so I'll just say the whole team needs to work together to achieve Founders Cup glory. If you can, you are an excellent chance.

If you need any advice on how to set up a RNG to make your decision, let me know!

Welcome to the Mercenary Club!

Get fucked Simon.

1. It's been a tough week in the EU with the standings going all over the place. Moscow is currently in 3rd place, but London is within range with games in hand, and even the wild card teams have a chance to catch up if we don't perform well. How do we hold our non-wild card playoff spot? We held it easily and I don't know what everyone was worried about. The Menace play best when our backs are against the wall. 2. As it stands now, we'd play Davos in the first round. How do you think we'd fare against them in a playoff series? Davos Schmavos. I'm not scared of some Swiss team. WE ARE MOSCOW! 3. Is there any team in the VHL, NA conference teams included, that you wouldn't want to play in the playoffs? No, as you may have guessed by now, Hammar Voss does not fear any team in the VHL, so bring it on. 4. Helsinki might be one of the most shocking rollercoaster teams this season, going from dominating the EU at the start of the season to fighting for a wild card spot. Do you think they'll make the playoffs? I have no feelings towards that Finnish team. I have erased them from my memory. 5. Our very own Ronan Lavelle leads the VHL in points, with Tomas Sogaard close behind in 3rd. Do you think it's likely that a Moscow player finishes the season in first for points? Of course I though that and in the end he did. I'm impressed that Lavelle took 162 less shots than Marner but still ended up with 3 more points. He's an efficient mofo. 6. Do you think any of your prediction picks look like they'll hit? Which ones? I have no recollection of who or what I picked, so it will not be a shock if I only hit one or two correct.

I need to change the way I pick