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Ah, your very first K-Mart experience. Congratulations!

Should I quit the VHL and join this one?

1. What is a memory you have from being drafted? I try to neutralize the trauma from being drafted by rebuilding teams, by wiping my memory every time I'm selected. Sorry. 2. What are your thoughts about fighting in hockey? People seem entertained by it, but if I want blood spilled, I'll go watch UFC or something. 3. Which stat would you like to improve most next season? All of them! Seriously. 4. Former Toronto goalie Oskar Lindbergh just won the Continental Cup with Calgary. What do you think he'll do with his day with the Cup? I have no idea, but knowing him, it will need repairing when it comes time to hand it back. 5. What would you do with your day with Cup? I doubt I'll win another one, so I'll let you know if a VHL miracle happens, and what I'll do then. 6. What do you do to honor St. Patrick's Day? Drink a bottle of Bushmills, pass out and wake up around midday the following day, remembering why I hate the Irish.

Any @Berockaactivity is better than none. Hope you're all doing well.

Awesome stuff as usual. The vhl has gained a great user!

And for the record, he's a cheapskate. He makes me work for room and board, my accommodation is the garden shed and my food is whatever is left over from his dinner parties. After I've done the dishes of course.

1. What's up Wranglers! We're going into the final games of the semis and it's really getting down to the wire here. Is your player amped or a little anxious? Excuse the intrusion. Moscow's press department is still drunk after our exit. My player isn't amped, but will be watching the finals while wearing an old Vladimir Boomchenko Wranglers jersey. 2. As of this post no one's scored a hat trick yet in either series. What does that say about our competition? While an exciting time for both the player and fans, a hatty shouldn't define success. 3. ...Or is that a player skill issue? Again, they are not to be expected often but maybe one of the Wranglers players can score a hatty in the deciding game! 4. Does your player prefer the cheers of the home crowd or thrive off the grief of the opposing team's fans at away games? As a South African playing for a Russian team, Voss is quite used to the opposition boos. Either situation is fine. 5. Spring is right around the corner! How are your allergies holding up? Texans are dying from all the pollen... Just fine thank you. Pollen isn't an issue but I understand the frustration and difficulties that it can cause a lot of people. 6. What toppings do you put on your pizza? Don't worry pineapple lovers, you're safe here. Everything except olives...yes, even anchovies and occasionally the divisive tropical fruit

Lucky you. I got a trivia question wrong(I blame the dumb spreadsheet title) so I need to do a review. I like the entire Marauders theme, with the coloring, logo in the BG etc. The render placement is good for the larger size of the image although I prefer to place the top of the render either closer or touching the top of the canvas, but that's just a personal thing. I like the font choice, and maybe increasing the size and moving it over to the left to slightly overlap the render would work as well. It's a simple but well executed graphic that gives off good Marauder vibes. Good one, 8/10.

Congratulations on the milestone and the life you've built for yourself and family. Thanks for the work you do here Bek.

If only we had more talented GFX makers in the VHL. Nice work OD.

Not to worry. They'd never give me a team.

It's true.

1. The Vasteras v Geneva ended rather quickly. Were you expecting that outcome? In all honesty, I've been rather focused on the VHL games so far. I really should pay more attention. 2. Game 1 is in the books. A hard-fought 3-2 victory, what are you expecting from this series against Geneva? Of course I think that Cologne will steamroll over Geneva and eventually be named the Champions. 3. What's the key to winning the Renaissance Cup? Eventually outscoring the opposition. Ha. No...consistent play from all lines and the Goalie to repel everything thrown at him(or her). 4. If you were betting, who would you say will be crowned the VHL champion? Moscow. It's time, surely? 5. If you were betting, who would you say will be crowned the VHLM champion? I have strong ties to the Houston Bulls, so I'm going with them! 6. Many GM positions are opening in the VHL world. Will you apply to any of them? Ah no. I was told long ago that I'd never suit a role here in the VHL, either mod or GM.

Ewww, Australia sounds gross.

This is my chance!

The French like Analfisting?

Cool idea and nice execution.