BOOM

I always kind of hoped it payed for Sterling's vet bills. I like his Collie.

Not as dumb as those idiots who donated $50....hahahahahahaha, morons.

Well shit, that makes me an idiot as well.

Hmmmm.....

I found 4000 dollars under the couch cushions.

What FB message?

OK, so I have to resort to bribery. If someone picks me up from the Airport, I will teach them Aussie Juggling....

UO, you have no access to a motorized vehicle?

Can someone pick me up from the airport?

Depart 10:20 Sydney, New South Wales , Australia Sydney Airport (SYD) Terminal 1 Stop 1 07:35 Vancouver, British Columbia , Canada Vancouver Airport (YVR) Terminal M Change planes. Layover: 14hr 15min Air Canada 34 Economy Boeing 777 14hr 15min Meals: Breakfast; Complimentary food and drinks Depart 21:50 Vancouver, British Columbia , Canada Vancouver Airport (YVR) Terminal M Arrive 00:44 Saskatoon, Saskatchewan , Canada Saskatoon Airport (YXE) Flight 8576 Operated by AIR CANADA EXPRESS - JAZZ Air Canada 8576 Economy CRJ 1hr 54min

I will keep you updated with itinerary.

I was referring to Brendan not doing any of that type, but point taken. Issue I have with Lovren is the price tag.

Sweet

How about Outlaws on Idylwyld DR N this Friday?

As long as it's used wisely. No more "Andy Carroll" deals please Brendan.

I must stop by Moncton first though. I insist on ordering chicken poutine and being served by Jericho, even though he will probably spit in it before serving me.

Yeah, my fault. Just saw that Barca will just pay the full buyout fee if Sanchez refuses to go to Anfield.

If Sanchez to Arsenal is fact, it does make any "El Chomp" deal between Barca and Liverpool more interesting. Do they just throw more cash, or do they throw in alternate players?

Why wouldn't he? He has nothing to fear from you, surely.

Actually, now that I consider it, if I'm going to come to Canadia, I'd rather hang out with the pajodcast crew, Kendrick, hell even kesler(I'd take him to the zoo or something). In fact, pretty much anyone from the VHL. Consider yourself lucky young man, that Saskatoon is off my radar.

Fuck it. I'll come to Saskatoon. I can put Gorlab in hospital AND go partying with Jardy. Win-win! Hey, that's as realistic as all this "catch a fade" bullshit.

So you have something in common then?

If you mean epileptic fits, then yes.

Gorlab: "Come catch a fade" Slobo: "OK"....