Ball

Uhhh okay then.... Well good luck with your new player Kyle

Haha ok

You mean they weren't already? Thats news to me

Oh damn didn't expect to see my name up there! I'd like to thank god, my mom, Simon Hockey for being such a prick.

Good point

Breaking New: The Laichly Rift's Pajodcast will now be chaning its name to Laichly Talking About the Americanscast Oh and nice one Devise

You'll always be the Ric to my Flair man. Best of luck in Calgary and hope to be teammates again sometime down the road. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh and I'm trying to get this done by tomorrow evening so yeah do work son.

So, after being laid off, I have an abundance of time on my hands while searching the real world for an occupation that gives me boatloads of money. And since everyone is getting into the podcast game, I thought I'd give it another shot. So for you listening pleasures (mainly mine as I doubt I'll have any more that one listener), I am bringing back On the Ball. I only produced one episode way back when and then my ipod broke, so I couldn't record anymore. But, time heals all wounds (along with a couple bucks here and there) and now I have a new recording device. So here is the deal. I can do what I want, but where is the fun in that. Who wants to listen to something unless they know there is something worth hearing about? So ask me some questions, VHL or non VHL related, and I will answer any and all of them. I will also be talking about some other shenanigans along the way so it shouldn't be to bad of a listen. Oh and if I don't get any questions I'll still make one hopefully every week so feel free to listen anyway. Ok so the whole point of this paragraph is to get on Devise's level. If you wanna be better than the enemy, in this case the Pajodcast, you must think, and in this case type, like the enemy. I use enemy for lack of a better word because I have no competition, so I have no need for enemies jk lolz. So instead of making Boom make me a sig everytime I record I'll just write this third paragraph and be done with it. To sum it all up, ask me questions every week, kick back and listen for your questions to be answered, listen to me bitch about random things, and thats enough words I assume. Thanks in advance guys and gals, I couldn't do it without you. And while I probably could, I just don't feel like it. Stay off drugs and ask away.

Player Name: Sebastian Ball Jr. Cash you have: 500K + 5 Mil (S38)= 5.5 Mil Workout Name: 14 TPE Package Cost of Workout: 5.5 Mil Cash Left: $00.00

Would that be 2am LSD? Or am I trippin?

VHL> Murica > Life. Haven't you learned by now IR?

Damn son.... Murica

What a sick roster! USA all the way bitches!

EASTERN CONFERENCE (1) Boston vs (3) Montreal Winner: Boston # of Games: 6 (1) Pittsburgh vs (2) New York Winner: Shitsburgh # of Games: 6 WESTERN CONFERENCE (1) Anaheim vs (3) Los Angeles Winner: Los Angeles # of Games: 7 (4) Minnesota vs (3) Chicago Winner: Chicago # of Games: 5

Conner Low tho

If I lose this trophy race after being stripped of my C, I'm demanding a trade to the NHL lmao

Pick the winner, all three correct will earn 1 TPE Game 1: Toronto @ Davos - Toronto Game 2: Toronto @ Davos - Davos Game 4: Davos @ Toronto - Toronto Predict the score, Correctly predict the score and winner for 3 TPE Game 3: Davos @ Toronto- Toronto 3 - 2 Davos Predict the leading point earner of the series for 1 TPE Niklas Lindberg Predict the leading penalty minutes earner for 1 TPE Jack Sound Predict the leading special teams goals earner for 1 TPE Brovalenko

I was wondering what would break first Riga. Your minds or your bodies. Great series by both teams, now to watch the VHL's equivalent to the Giants Patriots (shitty) Superbowls all over again.

Face of the Franchise or Face of Demise? Another season, another disappointing year for the young winger out of Brooklyn, New York. After seemingly playing out of his mind in the S36 playoffs versus Quebec, in which he scored 6 goals including two game winners in a thrilling seven game series, it looked like Ball was finally ready to take the next step in his career. But Ball would prove Seattle wrong, as both he and Seattle would struggle throughout the season. With VHL superstar Ethan Osborne joining the Bears in the offseason, many thought Ball would thrive along with the Bears as they looked to make a push for the Continental Cup. But Ball only managed to put up 89 points in the regular season and was virtually M.I.A in the playoffs, posting only 2 goals and 3 assists in 13 games, as the Bears were booted in the second round of the playoffs by the Toronto Legion. After the devastating game 6 loss, Ball Jr. told reporters that, "Seattle fans better pray for a miracle, because with Osborne and Sound gone next season, they are relying on me to get back to the playoffs and win a cup. Good luck with that." before walking out of the arena. There has been alot of speculation that Ball is not happy with his career in a whole and while Karsten Olsen is undoubtedly the best player on the Bears, the two time captain has been looked upon to be the guy to carry Seattle's offense, which hasn't been the case these past two seasons. Rumors are out that Ball would be calling it quits after the loss to Toronto this season, but sources close say that nothing is definite at the moment. "Sebastian has been visibly frustrated with himself," says Ball's player agent. "He believes that he hasn't gotten his job done both as a player and a captain for Seattle. The organization has been talking about replacing Sebastian if in fact he does decide to retire. But nothing is written in stone and he has said countless times he wants to stay the full 8 seasons in a Bears' uniform." Will we see the captain back in a uniform in S39 or will he hang up the skates for good after next season?

Which will come out on top? Riga or rigging?

This is usually where I'd say good game Toronto, but fuck ya'll and fuck TOR RW1. You ruined everything But for real, great series and good luck in the Finals, try not to fuck it up this time. Good season guys. Guess we didn't quite #DoItForGreg and I'm mainly to blame for this one. Picked the best time to not show up for the playoffs. Now to ponder if I'm done with this bs or if I wanna continue torturing myself It is a sad day for the Ditka clan as no cigars will be lit tonight.

We are right where we wanna be. We've been playing elimination games for over half a season, so we should be used to having our backs against the wall. Let's bounce back and go get that Cup for Greg.