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Are all players from defunct teams free agents? If so, definitely come to Ottawa @Ahma. We're the defending champs, and we've got some first gens to groom!

With the final pick in the draft, Ottawa would like to welcome Michael Kinkaid to the team, at 28th overall! @Symmetrik

With their likely final pick in the draft, the Lynx are pleased to welcome back @crutchfield and select Corey Klopfenstein at 21st overall!

Me too!

The Ottawa Lynx have traded their S55 2nd round draft pick to obtain and retain Azor Ahai Reborn, Jon Snow at 13th overall! @ChiefNoka4

@TheLastOlympian07

Receives: S54 2nd Receives: S54 2nd

With the 7th overall selection, the Ottawa Lynx are very pleased to find Clarence Fong still on the board! @punkhippie

Welcome.

How did you accomplish this kind of weirdness?

Can I get a tl;dr as to why this thread is 6 pages in 2 hours?

You're the greatest.

Eaglesfan did real good here, haha! I almost feel bad. Enough so that if everyone is getting a full re-roll with the update scale changes, I'll at least put my offensive attributes back to what they currently are. Conflicted feelings here because it's no secret that it always brings me satisfaction when New York (and Vasteras) fail, but I'm excited to be a piece of a potential threepeat, maybe even the first fourpeat! But I won't get too ahead of myself. For now it's time for a massive update to begin the career of the league's first high TPE one-way forward! That one way being fucking people up.

I feel like you've been waiting your whole career for this headline.

@Banackock, our glorious and omnipotent green leader, could you allow me to claim my 20 TPE even though I didn't post the tracker until a moment ago? I even did the math for you! My post is HERE. I'll accept your decision either way, but will definitely love you more if it's in my favour!

Motherfucker Sharpe Ottawa Lynx Points (130/10 = 13) +/- (73/6 = 12) = 20 TPE

No one probably expected a game for another 3-4 hours

Probably worse, @Frank can be pretty rapey.

Welcome, my friend. Let me know if you have any questions.

Shoulda got that home ice advantage.

SUMMARY

No I don't give a shit. I was very tired and was going to sleep effective immediately. I don't know if Advantage wants to suddenly change lines, and I wasn't going to stick around to find out. Then there's other New Yorkers yet to log on who miss out on the "oh shit, I wonder if we just won" part. Rather than think about it and literally lose sleep, I could just tell you fuck yourself and not suddenly change something after 10 years because you asked me to. And most importantly, sleep. The one day will affect nothing. If the league has pacing issues, fine, but Game 7 isn't going to address that.

no

Biggest goalie failure bailout I've ever seen. Conrad Jenkins an unlikely 3rd period hero. Dragonslayer testy as fuck.