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Huh, I'll have to check out some music. I'm not familiar with this one.

Nice!

Yeah, that'd be a good choice.

were is Diana Maxwell???

Well played.

@Higgins

who would you pick and why would it be Taylor Swift?

Oh please, Vincent Adultman is obviously three children stacked on top of each other in a trench coat.

Jason White was S25, but you guys did spend some seasons in New York together.

ya I no rite?

Shit maybe I traded myself to the wrong team.

It's true. yer fukt

With little hope of beating Saskatoon in the playoffs, the Yukon Rush have turned to selling rather than attempting to sign some of the new players entering the league. This comes on the heels of Xander Finn joining the Wild; if the Rush could have acquired him, they would have taken a different approach. Instead, they managed to sign goaltender mist4ke, who was promptly traded over to Saskatoon, where maybe he can win a cheap Founder's Cup as the backup to Rhett DeGrath. Aside from Moscow and Yukon themselves, all the playoff bound teams now have a backup goalie on the roster (Bern will as soon as they sign Rubber Band, or maybe he already has). This evens things up for Saskatoon in that regard, not that it really matters at all. Just prior to that trade, however, Yukon also sent two players to the Bern Royals, who look to be the European representative in the finals. Francis Zach Morgan, who is currently second in assists and third in points, and the freshly acquired Brock Dragonslayer were dealt in exchange for two 3rd round picks. Yukon was set to lose these two players following the season, and with no Cup aspirations for S51, it's essentially no loss for them. The 3rd round picks could very well amount to nothing, but even they just become two 30 TPE inactives, the trade is still worth it for them. (for Maxwell)

If you can't beat 'em, trade your players to someone who might be able to. And also join 'em.

To Yukon: S53 SSK 3rd To Saskatoon: S53 YUK 3rd mist4ke All the top teams have backup goalies, so Saskatoon needs one too. I'm betting on Yukon to place higher than Saskatoon next season. I accept. @ADwyer87

To Yukon: S52 BER 3rd S53 BER 3rd To Bern Francis Zach Morgan Brock Dragonsayer Could get lucky with one of those thirds, who knows. I accept. @Da Trifecta

wowowow nobody loves me I accept this offer.

Yukon claims Brock Dragonslayer, in case I have to do it again now that he's officially been made available. And that means that I'll get him immediately, right? Since Ottawa's top priority gets them Cornerstone, now my top priority gets me Dragonslayer.

Let's go ahead and make that Yukon offering 2 million

Yukon offers ONE MILLION DOLLARS

Yukon offers 500k

Yukon claims Brock Dragonslayer

I really wish I had gone through with my original plan of making a goalie for the S50 draft. The idea was going to be to be a perennial free agent, and with the status of goalies in the league right now, I think it would have gone wonderfully. I would have first become a free agent following S52, the final season for Weinstein and the Cleganes. A possible seven teams would have a goalie at that time (Zhumbayev, Holik, Dadonov, Skye, Threeencarnacion, DeGreath, and Power. As an inactive heading into his segoventh season, Zhumbayev would not have been an ideal goalie for many teams. I would've had options to me as a free agent that season, and likely for the next couple seasons after as well, depending on how many more goalies would be created. Just looking at it, it seems like it would've worked out better then than it will now. Also, making a goalie now, I will forever be a season behind the likes of Threeencarnacion, DeGrath, and Power; and two seasons behind Skye. Plus Rubber Band would be in my class. That's plenty of goalies to compete with who are equal or slightly ahead of me. Had I made a goalie in S50, sure I would have Holik and Dadonov two seasons in front of me, but there are no goalies of note from S49 or S50. Holik would've been my main competition for the remainder of his career starting in S53 (Dadonov would be there as well, but I'll have him passed in TPE by the end of the season, though of course that's not to say that TPE is everything). But instead of lagging slightly behind the likes of Skye, 3Enc, DeGrath, and Power, I'd forever be ahead of them. Oh well, I'm still going to make a goalie now and see what happens with it. (for mist4ke)

Alright, new offer: after every game, you get a supersized #4 from McDonalds for every goal and assist.