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Would you rather be able to communicate with animals or speak every human language? Would you rather know when you are going to die or how you are going to die? (this information cannot be used to prevent it; it will happen)

yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I ain't gonna fuck no dog though. If living in a world where everyone thinks I did was too hard, I could always just kill myself. At least I would do it knowing that I never fucked a dog. It's a messed up question, obviously. I think either way I end up with some psychological issues.

At the same time that I traded Balders, I submitted lines for the first time this season. Perhaps that made a bit of a difference.

Kill Harambe for the memes.

Because why not? Doesn't necessarily have to follow a "answer the last question, ask a new one" format. I'll start with a few ...be 4'0" or 7'6"? ...go deaf or blind? ...have a third arm or a third leg? ...have no one show up to your wedding or your funeral? ...for the rest of your life, have the hiccups or feel like you are about to sneeze without ever sneezing? ...fuck a dog but no one knows or not fuck a dog but everyone thinks you did?

honestly, wtf is this shit they have 14 TPE

Might name my next player Rhett DeGarth.

It has recently been discovered that the Diana Maxwell currently playing in the VHL is not the real Diana Maxwell. The most telling sign of this is how terrible "Diana Maxwell" is at hockey. The person playing for New York has been discovered to be someone named Cornelius Knucklebones, a notably inferior player. The real Diana Maxwell will be declaring for the S53 draft when the S51 trade deadline comes around. All records of this fake Maxwell will be changed to identify him correctly as Knucklebones. Knucklebones declined to comment on the situation. To be serious for a moment, though, I'm considering with my second player basically creating the same player. Adjusting a few things, using a different name of course. Pretty much starting over with the same lofty goals that I had for Maxwell, because at this point, there's no way I'll be achieving some of the career numbers for which I was shooting. I still may decide to go with a goalie, particularly if I start to score more goals this season. Regardless of how bad this season goes, though, Maxwell should still have Hall of Fame potential. Two bad seasons don't ruin a career entirely, but I imagine it will destroy my hopes of reaching Top 15 in career goals and points.

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same

Same matchup from last week's PtS 124 Yukon Rush vs Bratislava Watchmen

Pick the winners 121 Brampton Blades vs Saskatoon Wild 122 Bern Royals vs Moscow Red Wolves 123 Ottawa Lynx vs Oslo Storm

Saskatoon Moscow Bern No winners, thanks to Bern.

Yukon won 4-1 You're all wrong!

I never said that. Somebody ban this guy.

Can't wait for the Rhett DeGrath v Rhett DeGarth showdowns of the future.

This is very upsetting.

Higgins you goof

Idk I'll double check, I might've just missed it

NA is gonna be competitive next season

ayy nice

Yukon accepts. With Brampton and Ottawa also having traded some of their best players, it should be an easy road to the finals for Saskatoon.

he got eaten by a whale