UghSike

Being healthy and the pursuit of death by natural causes seems like a lot of work. I used to stay stocked with G-Fuel pre workout, but that was only for my work thermos when there wasn't a coffee pot available. I built a tolerance though, so I'm considering meth. Can anyone advocate for the health and energy benefits tied to this?

Looking forward to winning 1 TPE

Good interview style writing. I like the clear cut, alternate colors and use of italics. Autocorrect wanted me to say "Italian" but, I only noticed italics and no Italian. I don't speak Italian anyway. Well thought out with a lot of substance in the player's feedback and input on their upcoming season. A fresh start and new season in the M is an exciting time, but with the individuals extensive background with a hockey family, I think it's going to be smooth sailing. Also, I didn't detect any forms of plagiarism in this. I'm grading this based on my experience with my college discussion rubric. So, depth of content 10/10 Spelling, 10/10 Overall, 10/10. Good luck in the upcoming season!

Amazing work. This is some pure storytelling with all of the highs and lows. Great work. I picture this coming effortlessly. Starting with an initial idea or framing for the article in its entirety, and then the words just rolling across the page. It has a real organic feel to it, like I was watching it unfold on the big screen or something. Also, congratulations on getting drafted. It's a great time and exciting experience. I wish you the best in your future here! Easily a 10/10.

1. Draft is tonight. Is there any great prospects we don’t know of yet? I'm a little late on this question, but i think the draft went well with a lot of aid picks. 2. Do you like cookies or cookie dough? I like both. But, regular raw dough can potentially give you the shits and that's the downside. So, I like cookie dough, but prefer it baked. 3. What attribute are you upgrading next? Handsomeness Factor? If only I could. But, I'll probably try to push OV some more. It's very pricey for me now. Maybe I'll work on bumping other things up to 70 first. 4. Which VHL team is your favorite and why? Whichever one I'm playing for. 5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience? Read me bedtime stories at night, tick me in tight. Check under my bed for monsters. Make me breakfast in the morning. Also, preferably lots of ice time. 6. How much beer can @dlamb chug? If it's malt liquor, all of it. If it's root beer, most of it.

It's no surprise that Matthews and McDuhvid are leading. I mean, if it wasn't for them, Toronto and Edmonton wouldn't have a lot of offensive production. Personally, I'm a fan of Dallas. And, maybe I'm biased, but Dallas has some serious depth this season. Meaning points are coming from each line. There's a lot of goals and points, but it's spread out amongst all active players. I consider this a threat because where teams playing Toronto or Edmonton know which players to play tight defense against, teams like Dallas are harder to play against because of the versatility across the board.

It has to be Erik Thorvaldsson. He doesn't look anything like a Commodore. Except for the afro maybe.

I will NOT take Spice Melange on my popcorn please.

Look at Seth Green. All grown up!

Who wrote this? Just kidding. Unmistakable. Are you claiming the next 5 months with this? Also, kidding. Great work! Deserves like ALL the TPE EVER!

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Selected seventh overall by Oslo and making my debut in THE VHLE, I am entering a new phase of my career. For myself, I am setting my standards high. I don't like to disappoint, and I have a really good feeling about the direction this team is headed in. We have a lot of talent in our lineup and I'm hoping to add something to that. In the off-season, I decided to make some major changes to my build after rethinking the approach and direction I want to take my player in. I think I the end, I'll shape up to be a strong two way forward. I'm still focused on my abilities as a forward, but I'd like to be reliable and an asset at both ends of the ice. I feel like I learned a lot in ProAm and it was humbling just as much as it was a learning experience. Playing alongside other players who possess a much more seasoned experience has been fun. And, there's a lot to learn from them. So, I try to take what's been working for the veterans and apply it to myself. Going into this, I have very high hopes for myself and a ton of confidence in the squad we're working with. I truly believe this is going to be one hell of a season for Oslo. It's also been fun to watch the people who started around the same time as I did. I follow their progression and also take something from that. I spent my first day with the team in the locker room and everyone is really helpful and supportive. I'm always keeping a growth mindset working because I'm still a little wet behind the ears. A great locker room vibe is important. It helps players stay interested and engaged. Luckily, I've had nothing but great experiences across the board with all the GM/AGM's I've aged for. And really, I wish everyone well in their future endeavors in the league. It can be competitive, but it's always been fun. So, I'm excited to play in Oslo. I hope I can live up to all of the hype (wasn't really a lot of hype about me) and help this team get a cup. We're looking pretty dangerous and potent all around. I think each one of us is going to make the next one just that much better. Signing out from my new home in Oslo! UghSike. 410 Words.

1: Which attribute do you intend to focus on this offseason/season? I'll probably put a bit more into OV, but it gets expensive after 70. And I'll more than likely bump up WS. 2: Does your character do anything unique with their equipment to stand out? (Different Colored Laces, Tinted Visor, Jersey Tuck, etc.) I'm a minimalist. No jersey tuck, no soçk tucked into skates, no colored visor. But, I do wear a rhinestone bedazzled cup. 3: I probably asked this recently, but I enjoy people's ideas...If you had to name the next VHL team, what'd you call it? The Austin Autistics 4: Do you like how the NHL handled the All-Star event this season? No. I think the All-Star games make the league look like total clowns really. It's kind of sad to watch. 5: Have you ever re-watched an NHL game? If so, why? Technically, not an entire game. I do watch a lot of highlights from past games though. 6:Which television gameshow do you think you'd have the most success on? Definitely not the dating game. Probably The Price is Right because I do a lot of shopping.

12th most respected, but 1st most respectful.

Thank you for the vote of confidence. 6 is higher than I would have guessed considering all of the new talent.

So this means that my player doesn't ACTUALLY suck but goalies were just too good?

Thank you! Same to you. I think we're both going to do very well in the seasons to come.

Unfortunately they do not. If they did, I have a ton of honors psychology papers to submit and bore the hell out of everyone with. Also, you're welcome!

Well, you knew this was coming. I guess my reviews have become as predictable as the fact that you're just going to consistently turn out some fire articles. You never fail to impress with the overall quality of content and next-level composition. I commend you on the clear effort you put into these and they're very readable and not convoluted. Almost seems like you've missed your calling in life. Unless you write articles for a living. It wouldn't be hard to believe. Keep up the good work! 11/10.