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It's late Sunday night, but Phanta (Phil the Rock Johnson Santa) has had a very busy Boxing Day bringing toys to orphanages. It sounds like a nice cliche, but actually doing it is the most wholesome experience the Rock has ever done. "I didn't have much growing up and I always vowed that if I was ever in the position to give back, I would do whatever I could to do exactly that. I spend Christmas with the family, but today I went out to all the stores and bought what I could load into my truck and went to 3 local orphanages in Calgary." This unselfish act of Christmas spirit almost went unreported, as unless VHL Reporter Mike Hunt had not happened to bump into the Rock in a Walmart, he, and the community would never have even known he had done such a selfless act. "I don't do it for the publicity. I'd actually appreciate it if you didn't publish this. It kind of sullies the act itself." Oh, Mike.. you messed up... and Phil the Rock Johnson, you are a Christmas saint. Sincerely, VHL Community.

Rock Bottom #30 Welcome to Rock Bottom !! I'm your host, Phil Knight. Today we: - Catch up on Standings - Continue a new segment: ROOKIE WATCHING (Ft. @CowboyinAmerica) - Continue a new segment: CHRISTMAS WATCHING - The most random shoutout to @WranglersSuck(DAMMIT @JardyB10i spent 13 minutes looking for his name to tag) Enjoy this edition! KnightTime Podcast Questions Thread Songs: An Angel Came Down - Trans-Siberian Orchestra An Angel Returned - Trans-Siberian Orchestra This is a division of KnightTime Radio. Run Time: 25 minutes

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1. What Wrangler player is most likely to drop the gloves during the game to protect our players? Most have said The Rock - but actually - the Rock has only dropped the gloves TWICE IN HIS CAREER! ( @Ricer13 is your mind blown)? So I would say Pekko Viitanen 2. Its Christmas time in the VHL! Will you be participating in any of the activities that are currently happening? HECK YES! CHristmas is the best season. 3. The Wranglers have been approached by multiple companies to become our new sponsors, who do you think should be our main sponsor? Red Bull - because Horses and Bulls are interchangable. And with Red bull giving you wings, the horsies basically become Pegasus - WE WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE!!!! 4. If you could change one thing about the VHL, what would that be? a Slight update to the update system. Simon T is a cruel mistress 5. Out of the VHL league leaders in points, who are you most surprised to see? Surprised to see the Seabastard ( @Seabass) up there. He's already around the same amount of points that he had last season. Man is on FIRE like Denzel WAshington. 6. What is the one personal item you refuse to share with anyone? My deodorant - fucking buy your own - we're all making millions - I bet you Old Spice GIVES that shit away to us.

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This also covers @Daniel Janser for being such a presence in the lockeroom and @Ricer13 for being an amazing GM. Merry Christmas you guys.

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Rock Bottom #29 Welcome to Rock Bottom !! I'm your host, Phil Knight. Today we: - Catch up on Standings - Explore a new segment: ROOKIE WATCHING (Ft.@Kisslinger) - Explore a new segment: CHRISTMAS WATCHING Enjoy this edition! KnightTime Podcast Questions Thread Songs: Calling on Mary - Aimee Mann This is a division of KnightTime Radio. Run Time: 35 minutes

Maybe if they do that I'll build another Phil Rafter-type player! I will fight alongside you with your suggestion @JardyB10

It's been a long time since Phil The Rock Johnson has come out and said anything to the media. We are actually a little unsure of what to make of it. It's probably a trap, but we are spineless so we are going for it: The Rock had an amazing breakout year and ended up not even being considered for the Most Improved Player. He had an astounding 403 hits, which is 16th of all time - a statline that went very much unnoticed. It was the most hits since Season 72, when his predecessor, Phil Marleau, managed 404 in a single season. He had a 333% increase in goals and improved in every statline. But he seems unphased. "I don't look at stats. What's the point? My focus in on winning and doing what I do best to help the team win. I know my role - get opponents off the puck and cause havoc in front of goal, along with hard backchecking. I don't need individual glory, but many some better luck with our team success would be nice. Our guys like @tinafrombobsburgersand @Patrik Tallinder and our gm @Ricer13deserve the success. They've been the core of this team for seasons and I'll do whatever I can to help give them the Cup they've earned."